SWEDISH WINTER FRUSTRATIONS or LAZY ASS BIG CITY GAYS

  • Red_Homo_Rush

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    Nov 17, 2013 10:51 PM GMT

    November 17 2013

    WINTER FRUSTRATIONS or LAZY ASS BIG CITY GAYS

    I was on the train back home to Malmo Sweden after a surprisingly nice day at work in Copenhagen. When the train reached Swedish territory and I have internet access I clicked around on all the dozen gay sites and apps I'm on and all of a sudden I saw this older hunky guy in my area that isn't one of those same old boring faces you see every day. Since I have close to photographic memory I realize that this is a guy from the capital with whom I exchanged a few friendly messages many years ago on the Swedish gay website.

    "Is it work that brings you down to the south?" was my initiating message to him, because I fucking HATE conversations like this;
    "hi. hi. How are you? good u? Good." Retards talk like that.
    "In between jobs ... :-)" he replied.

    Me: "and during your working trip you're on Grindr because...? :-)"
    Him: "available and horny!"

    While I was waiting for that last message of his since a few minutes were starting to pass, I tried to find him on Scruff because as you all already know Grindr fucking SUCKS!!! You never know which messages will actually be delivered. Sent him a woof on Scruff. Got a woof almost immediately back. Cool, so he seems to like that one pic of me in the tight lime green spandex shirt.

    Me: you look cuddly :-)

    Him: Love to cuddle!

    Me: Same here. Especially with friendly hunky guys ;-)
    He sends me a smiley and 4 pics of him and would you believe it no dick pics. So refreshing. He's so hunky. 6 feet something, unshaven face, a bit droopy eyes, very fit hard looking physique. I send him 4 pics back.

    Him: Sexy guy :-) Handsome

    Me: thanks :-D How long are you in town for?

    Him: Where are you?
    So I tell him that I live 5 minutes by train from Malmo central station. He tells me his location which is 10 min by bus in the opposite direction from the central station.

    Him: Mmm. Too bad we're not neighbors. Wanna be naked with you :-)

    Me: Look at the possibilities. Not the obstacles :-) The logical thing would be that one of us has to move if we're gonna experience some intimacy. The distances are a lot bigger in Stockholm.

    Him: True, and tomorrow I'm heading to the states. (the Us of America in case this was unclear to anyone) And I'm thinking; what does that have to do with anything? But I write 'sure' and I give him my number because I'm thinking that maybe we can find out what would be the easiest for us to do right now as I assumed he was staying with a friend or something only temporarily.

    Me: You're of course more than welcome to come here. Cuddle and sleep together.

    Him: Can't tonight :-((( Want to cuddle and sleep!

    Me: What do you mean you can't? You could've told me this right away if you couldn't meet up.

    Him: Just came from the city by bike! :-(

    Me: that's your excuse? Because you just went biking?

    Him: And that I'm going to the states early tomorrow morning

    For a few minutes I'm just sitting on my couch looking at that last message of his thinking: are you fucking kidding me with this shit? Not really knowing in what direction I wanted to go I simply just barf:

    "Well, yet another chat that was a complete waste of time and false expectations. Being gay is such a delight."

    THE END

    When you're a whack-job like me who's a vegan, tries to keep fit, not polluting his body with drugs or cigarettes or filthy dicks from mediocre gays who are all pudgy and worn out from all the parties and sex and drugs they've been having around the clock since the minute they came out and all of a sudden there's a guy in your shit hole of a town that's fit, muscular, likes to cuddle and apparently find you attractive who's I swear to God less than 30 minutes away from you and then he tells you it's too far away, and he's tired and he gives you all the excuses in the book, then isn't it understandable that you just wanna barf all over him, both verbally and physically and piss all over every single man on the planet? I mean I seem to have a natural tendency to do this all the time but this time it's justified.

    So all you guys living in Weedhole Oklahoma (That's a MadTv reference) who always seem to get that "too far away" shit from an a-hole New Yorker visiting your town on business, I just want to say that you're not alone out there with your frustrations. I need to go and do some Yoga now and then I'm gonna whack like there's no tomorrow.

    Fuck men.
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    Nov 17, 2013 11:00 PM GMT
    You came to the right place to vent.

    Welcome to
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    Now let the community salve your broken heart.

    @all - Be nice to him. He's cute!
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    Nov 18, 2013 2:36 AM GMT
    Faktiskt, ja, det händer ofta att män berättar mig 'du bor för långt bort!' när restid skulle vara.. öhhhhh, 20 minuter? Det är lustigt att du nämnade Oklahoma i ditt post för att jag bor i Oklahoma :p
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    Nov 18, 2013 2:49 AM GMT
    So many men are using dating apps to play stupid, selfish games.
    .. It's either he
    1) wanted to see if he could engage a very attractive man as yourself.
    2) .. was turned off by the fact that you called him out on being a flake.
    3) Have several guys lined up at the same time and chose someone else for some superficial reason.
    4) He really wanted to do more than cuddle.

    Cheer up buddy
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    Nov 18, 2013 2:51 AM GMT
    It's entertaining when guys use the forums as their personal blog.
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    Nov 18, 2013 2:54 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidI don't read Swedish.


    Google Translate
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    Nov 18, 2013 2:56 AM GMT
    I don't buy it....you have a joined date of Member since: 02/16/07 and this is your first post? BULLSHIT....icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Nov 18, 2013 3:06 AM GMT
    Ah I'm all too familiar with those loser types...
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    Nov 18, 2013 3:12 AM GMT
    I don't understand what the problem is. When he said "I'm going to the states early tomorrow morning" I would have seen the problem with having a date. I get very anxious when I fly and need to be at the airport many hours before my flight.
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    Nov 18, 2013 3:16 AM GMT
    Anocxu saidSå många män använder dejting apps för att dumma egoistiska spel.
    .. Det är antingen han
    1) ville se om han kunde engagera en mycket attraktiv man som dig själv.
    2) .. var avstängd av det faktum att du kallade honom ut på att vara en flinga.
    3) Har flera killar uppradade på samma gång och valde någon annan för någon ytlig anledning.
    4) Han ville verkligen göra mer än att gosa.

    Cheer up kompis.icon_biggrin.gif


    For what it's worth, I wrote in Swedish because I don't get many opportunities to practice it and I noticed the OP was Swedish. Your post has a lottttt of errors so I'm guessing you just used Google Translate icon_exclaim.gif
  • Red_Homo_Rush

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    Nov 18, 2013 11:43 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidYou came to the right place to vent.

    Welcome to
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    Now let the community salve your broken heart.

    @all - Be nice to him. He's cute!




    Aw, thanks man. That's so sweet :-)
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    Nov 18, 2013 11:48 PM GMT
    One of the fun things about visiting the country is getting all the messages from guys who are used to one gay per village and want to pounce on the fresh meat icon_biggrin.gif
  • tazzari

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    Nov 19, 2013 12:19 AM GMT
    I really miss Sweden! I skied all over the place: Falun, Ornskjoldsvik, Idre, and had a number of skiing friends from there. Loved the place and have so many good memories!
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    Nov 19, 2013 1:45 AM GMT
    This is why I miss bars. No one was ever too far away. Except in Manhattan - then you'd get that eastside vs. westside, uptown versus downtown argument.
  • Red_Homo_Rush

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    Nov 23, 2013 3:19 AM GMT
    Ohno saidOne of the fun things about visiting the country is getting all the messages from guys who are used to one gay per village and want to pounce on the fresh meat icon_biggrin.gif


    That really goes both ways.
    When I was in London, I got bombarded with nothing but sex invitations and I have never felt as much like a piece of meat as I did then. Crazy big city horndog Brits. Though I did manage to find one guy to have coffee with in Soho.
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    Nov 23, 2013 5:35 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidI don't understand what the problem is. When he said "I'm going to the states early tomorrow morning" I would have seen the problem with having a date. I get very anxious when I fly and need to be at the airport many hours before my flight.

    No, Lumpy, if you're not available to hook up w/ someone RIGHT NOW you shouldn't be on grinder or scruff or hornet or WTFE.
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    Nov 23, 2013 10:58 AM GMT
    Red_Homo_Rush said
    Ohno saidOne of the fun things about visiting the country is getting all the messages from guys who are used to one gay per village and want to pounce on the fresh meat icon_biggrin.gif


    That really goes both ways.
    When I was in London, I got bombarded with nothing but sex invitations and I have never felt as much like a piece of meat as I did then. Crazy big city horndog Brits. Though I did manage to find one guy to have coffee with in Soho.


    Oh the coffee guy? Yeah we all know him. We think he's frigid because he doesn't just want to have sex.