Catholic Bishop Thomas Paprocki Performs Public Exorcism To Cast Gay Marriage Demons Out of Illinois

  • metta

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    Nov 21, 2013 5:20 PM GMT
    CATHOLIC BISHOP THOMAS PAPROCKI PERFORMS PUBLIC EXORCISM TO CAST GAY MARRIAGE DEMONS OUT OF ILLINOIS

    http://www.thegailygrind.com/2013/11/21/catholic-bishop-thomas-paprocki-performs-public-exorcism-cast-gay-marriage-demons-illinois/
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    Nov 21, 2013 5:49 PM GMT
    Bishop PopRocks.
  • tazzari

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    Nov 21, 2013 6:39 PM GMT
    Let's see if it works. maybe give it a week or so, but if gayness and same-sex marriage both somehow don't vanish - will he retire? Give us our money back? Apologize for being an idiot?

    I'll vote for explode.
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    Nov 21, 2013 6:45 PM GMT
    Well that's it. No more gays in Illinois.
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    Nov 21, 2013 6:52 PM GMT
    No one told me this life was going to be a comedy.

    But I think the exorcism worked. Look! The bishop took devil out of the community and put it into that reporter.

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  • HottJoe

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    Nov 21, 2013 7:39 PM GMT
    Religious people are an embarrassment to themselves. They are ignorant sheep. I don't know why anyone who claims intelligence would ever believe that God gave them a right to shit on others.
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    Nov 21, 2013 9:33 PM GMT
    tazzari saidLet's see if it works. maybe give it a week or so, but if gayness and same-sex marriage both somehow don't vanish - will he retire? Give us our money back? Apologize for being an idiot?

    I'll vote for explode.

    Too funny! So yeah, what does the Bishop say when the gay demons haven't gone away? Does he petition the Governor to call in the National Guard?
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    Nov 23, 2013 3:13 AM GMT
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    Nov 23, 2013 12:48 PM GMT
    Reminds me of a variant on an old joke:

    "Hey, what's that you've got there?"

    "It's my latest invention! It prevents tigers from running loose in Illinois."

    "But there ARE no tigers running loose in Illinois."

    "See how well it works?"
  • Cutlass

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    Nov 28, 2013 9:11 AM GMT
    Doesn't this guy have anything better to do than engage in this kind of behavior? This mumbo jumbo, hocus pocus ritual from another of the r.c.'s clergy is laughable and ridiculous.
  • ChicagoSteve

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    Nov 28, 2013 12:46 PM GMT
    HottJoe saidReligious people are an embarrassment to themselves. They are ignorant sheep. I don't know why anyone who claims intelligence would ever believe that God gave them a right to shit on others.


    I love your comment! I couldn't have said it better myself.
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    Nov 28, 2013 6:02 PM GMT
    Is there a movie coming out?
  • Cutlass

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    Dec 05, 2013 9:53 AM GMT
    somersault saidIs there a movie coming out?


    Yes, it called "The Sexorcist," courtesy of the r.c. church.
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    Dec 05, 2013 9:58 AM GMT
    Is that the same as them casting the Mormons out, as they once did?