To Have and To Hold....

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    Dec 06, 2008 3:29 AM GMT
    This is my idea of a great start to a wonderful marriage...haha


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    Dec 06, 2008 4:24 AM GMT
    I've never had a husband who wore nail polish, but otherwise it looks promising ...
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    Dec 06, 2008 4:38 AM GMT

    A woman holding a dildo, WTF!?
    I could see how a dildo could come in handy when hubby is working late or hangin with his buds and I need a little.
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    Dec 06, 2008 6:02 AM GMT
    Of course that could be Lorena Bobbitt ...
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    Dec 06, 2008 12:39 PM GMT
    just thought the cake was funny....work with me fellas....
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    Dec 06, 2008 2:17 PM GMT

    The cake, not funny, but yer cute so I don't care.
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    Dec 06, 2008 4:08 PM GMT
    aaaawwwww thanks guilty...thats a real compliment coming from you!! seriously!! you make me wanna........

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    Dec 06, 2008 4:13 PM GMT
    cowboyo saidOf course that could be Lorena Bobbitt ...


    LMAO!
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    Dec 06, 2008 4:17 PM GMT
    It's funny if it wasn't THE actual wedding cake. Depending who the guests were, it could have been in poor taste -- not LITERALLY, of course. It is, after all, chocolate cake icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 07, 2008 2:40 AM GMT

    Well when you have an icing cock that big on the top of it, i should hope it wouldn't be a white cake, LOL.
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    Dec 07, 2008 2:42 AM GMT
    redbull saidaaaawwwww thanks guilty...thats a real compliment coming from you!! seriously!! you make me wanna........

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    OMG NOW THIS DANCING DUDE PIC IS AWWWWWWWWESOME

    HAHA I CANT STOP LOOKING AT IT

    If i didnt get the tat above my penis done I would be trying to dance like him
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    Dec 07, 2008 2:58 AM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidIt's funny if it wasn't THE actual wedding cake. Depending who the guests were, it could have been in poor taste -- not LITERALLY, of course. It is, after all, chocolate cake icon_rolleyes.gif


    It's fine as a wedding cake, and how dare you suggest denying a fag hag her basic human right right to marry her dildo.
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    Dec 07, 2008 3:20 AM GMT
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    It's fine as a wedding cake, and how dare you suggest denying a fag hag her basic human right right to marry her dildo.


    Why should she marry her dildo?
    She could just use it and toss it aside in a couple of years and getting herself a younger dildo.
    No matter how old she gets, she can always get a younger dildo.
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    Dec 07, 2008 3:24 AM GMT
    Thirdbeach said
    XRuggerATX said

    It's fine as a wedding cake, and how dare you suggest denying a fag hag her basic human right right to marry her dildo.


    Why should she marry her dildo?
    She could just use it and toss it aside in a couple of years and getting herself a younger dildo.
    No matter how old she gets, she can always get a younger dildo.


    Or she could just live vicariously through her pussy-resistant dildo her whole life.

    I keed.
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    Dec 07, 2008 3:40 AM GMT
    EEK! icon_eek.gif Those nails scare me...I just know there is going to be accident down there. Onto another thought...I wonder if they made that penis out of a cannoli...that would be a GREAT idea. I'm on it...they'll be sold online within the week.
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    Dec 07, 2008 6:06 AM GMT
    redbull saidThis is my idea of a great start to a wonderful marriage...haha


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    Dec 07, 2008 6:21 AM GMT
    I can't watch all of that, redbull, because it is the definition of the phrase "too much."

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    Wish I had shown that to someone recently before a certain wedding ...
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    Dec 07, 2008 5:08 PM GMT
    Yeah, Red Bull, what gives, posting something like that!
    Shame on you! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

    I just love weddings.
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