My lady friend sent me a list of the top 100 reasons "Why it's better to be a woman". I strongly disagreed with it, what about you dudes????

  • twonutbuster

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    Dec 06, 2008 7:19 AM GMT
    Esp. with # 72 - Women don't have testicles.

    That pissed me off, because that punched my male ego in the face, BALLS!!!!, make us male, straight or gay. The nerve on this chick?

    What do you think about it dudes??? Please help defend our male race against these females!


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    Dec 06, 2008 7:59 AM GMT
    hahahaha relax your sphincter muscles... its a joke.. ya know ha ha type of thing Gawd
  • Hunter9

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    Dec 06, 2008 3:58 PM GMT
    wrong

    than is no worse punishment on this planet than being (and having) a cunt
  • DCEric

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    Dec 06, 2008 4:04 PM GMT
    Take a deep breath and look up joke at Websters:

    Pronunciation:
    ˈjōk
    Function:
    noun
    Etymology:
    Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks
    Date:
    1670

    1 a: something said or done to provoke laughter ; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1): the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2): an instance of jesting : kidding c: practical joke d: laughingstock2: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter —often used in negative constructions
  • Thirdbeach

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    Dec 06, 2008 6:33 PM GMT
    twonutbuster saidEsp. with # 72 - Women don't have testicles.


    Women don't have testicles?

    Who knew? icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 07, 2008 9:25 AM GMT
    Peeing, PMS, menstruation, and childbirth.

    Pwned. icon_razz.gif Every other reason pales when you think of the four above they have to endure.
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    Dec 07, 2008 9:31 AM GMT
    I love being a guy, I dont have to worry about getting pregnate or having a fabric umbrella up my hole.


    YaY has I shake my manhound all aroundicon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 07, 2008 12:02 PM GMT
    If a man wrote one about women, he'd be a sexist pig, yet it is somehow acceptable for women to hate on men. BS
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    Dec 07, 2008 12:49 PM GMT
    1. We don't have to squeeze a grapefruit through a hole smaller than a fist.

    2. Your reward for this is a stomach which will NEVER return to shape, midnight feedings and smelling of puke.

    3. We get all the action we want and our peers will offer congratulations instead of calling us sluts and whores.

    4. We don't need to Que for one of two available stalls to piss, not to mention we can go to the bathroom unaccompanied.

    5. Tampons and maxi-pads, need I say anymore

    6.We Never having to fake an orgasm, in fact there's a significant portion of you that will statistically never have one.

    7. Irrational hormonal mood swings, no white underwear for 10 days of the month,

    8. You get fatter easier, it's just a fact, not to mention it goes all the wrong places...

    9.No matter how much you shower, it will still smell like fish

    10. High heels, waxing, Corsets....etc
  • GQjock

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    Dec 07, 2008 12:55 PM GMT
    We're Gay .....

    So her point is Moot icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 07, 2008 1:27 PM GMT
    Um.....didn't you notice it was by a British woman? The only thing drier than their humor is their clits! icon_lol.gif
    Joke or not, it's just another example of the continuing 'male bashing' of the last several years....just check out any TV commercial.
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    Dec 07, 2008 1:40 PM GMT
    http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/top-ten/

    The very first one left me laughing so hard I had to get a Kleenex! ROTFL

    BTW: When did the Feds pass a law requiring women to talk on cell phones while driving a car? It has to be a law....every woman you see has one pasted to her head while she backs out of her "special" WalMart "expectant mother" parking spot regardless of the people walking near her and she floors it to make the light before it even turns green.......I really do believe that the "Baby On Board" signs were created to let US know that a hormone-imbalanced female was driving and paying more attention to the back seat or her cell phone and probably even forgot she was behind the wheel of a 2 ton weapon!
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    Dec 07, 2008 1:50 PM GMT
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  • styrgan

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    Dec 07, 2008 2:35 PM GMT
    #101

    Women can link to websites properly.

    http://www.ridex.co.uk/nick/woman.html
  • styrgan

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    Dec 07, 2008 2:50 PM GMT
    I think you need to lighten up a bit. Men and women have been making jokes about each other for a really long time, and that was pretty funny.

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    If you really want to push buttons, just remind her that we're not the ones that have to bear children or have those absolutely horrible four days every month. We run the world, and that God intended women to be a subservant sex.