Quest's Guide to RJ Holiday Giving - 2013 Edition

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    Nov 29, 2013 4:01 PM GMT
    OK. So it is officially that season now. I have decided to share my holiday wishes and perfect gift choices for some of my RJ faves. Keep watching, I will be updating as things pop into my mind...

    If you are feeling left out, let me know and I will post your gift so you can open it sooner...


    1) For Shawnathan and my other Whovian RJ friends, you shall receive a Dalek Loofah so that you can properly Exfoliate!

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    2) Since Cash has taken up smoking again, we are concerned. We do love Cash and wish him health and happiness. Obviously he needs a new oral fixation to replace this one, so I got him this...

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    3) For Aristoshark, good quality, gourmet chum...

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    4) For Lo5t5oul5...

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    More to follow...
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    Nov 29, 2013 4:15 PM GMT
    For Jumpman Josh - because he wishes he could grow an awesome beard... IDK if he watches Duck Dynasty. (I don't.)

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    Nov 29, 2013 7:13 PM GMT
    For Neight:

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    For that one guy that is clearly a bottom, but still wants to tell everyone he's not...

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    Nov 29, 2013 10:13 PM GMT
    For Fish and Grits...

    Please take pics of you modeling this... ;)

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    For my friend n8698u...

    I may be wrong, but I think he's graduating soon...

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    I know there are tons of beautiful male bodies that I could post for you, but I saw these end tables made out of card catalogs and thought of you.


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    Nov 29, 2013 11:45 PM GMT
    For GraniteKnighte...

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    For Ravensong... because people keep asking you to take your shirt off...

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    Nov 30, 2013 6:38 AM GMT
    For Mike34...

    I know you are pursuing professional wrestling, not olympic type wrestling, but this might be something interesting for your character to wear. Of course, you would have to wear some sort of undergarment... icon_redface.gif

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    (Also damn that profile pic is just insanely sexy...)


    For Gmack, whom I miss around here terribly...

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    An entire wardrobe of tank tops - because no one looks better in a tank than you...
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    Nov 30, 2013 6:41 AM GMT
    For TheGuyNextDoor...

    It seems you have been drawing ever-closer to your guy lately... I feel like the two of you deserve a nice couple getaway, so a vacation to a nice isolated little cabin is in store. Enjoy the private hot tub.

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    Nov 30, 2013 8:17 AM GMT
    To all my #foreveralone friends... there are many in our club...

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    Although I prefer this one...

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    Nov 30, 2013 8:24 AM GMT
    For my friend Gigolo Assassin:

    A shopping spree at the art supply store...

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    Then a shopping spree at the Armani Suit store...

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    For my other famous artist friend Karl...

    An electronic sketch pad...

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    Nov 30, 2013 8:30 AM GMT
    For my friend kt8320...

    Because he looks so amazing in that leather harness... I thought he needed these awesome chaps to go with it to complete the look.

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    Nov 30, 2013 2:27 PM GMT
    For StellarPecs...

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    So he can take more profile pics.


    For JonSpringon...

    His profile says he likes big balls (in sports), so I hope this works...

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    (FYI - never, ever do a google image search for big balls.)
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    Nov 30, 2013 3:50 PM GMT
    For hottjoe...

    You honestly just keep getting hotter. I am concerned that soon you will melt the sun...

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    For Fritter...

    Based on the reactions you are getting these days, I think you might need a bunch of these...

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    Oh and this...

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    Nov 30, 2013 3:57 PM GMT
    No minority friends. Typical.
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    Nov 30, 2013 4:08 PM GMT
    Love getting you guilty white boys, angry!
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    Nov 30, 2013 4:09 PM GMT
    For my friend Marvel, who I miss seeing in the chats...

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    (With the exception of the Batman and Superman shirts...)

    ;)


    For my friend Coach Mike, who I never hear from anymore... icon_sad.gif

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    Nov 30, 2013 4:13 PM GMT
    nerdjock saidLove getting you guilty white boys, angry!


    come on, dude. what are you so angry about? this is a nice, fun thread. let's just enjoy it.
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    Nov 30, 2013 4:20 PM GMT
    For the extremely handsome sean zuri...

    A snazzy suit...

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    (and a date with me...)
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    Nov 30, 2013 4:25 PM GMT
    For the adorable WaytoDawn...

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    Nov 30, 2013 4:25 PM GMT
    sean_zuri said
    nerdjock saidLove getting you guilty white boys, angry!


    come on, dude. what are you so angry about? this is a nice, fun thread. let's just enjoy it.


    Taking up for the white guy because you want to hook up with him? He's not so handsome and older so he'll probably give you a chance.
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    Nov 30, 2013 4:30 PM GMT
    Love this thread. I don't watch DD but I so want that beard! Damn genetics of mine! icon_mad.gif
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    Nov 30, 2013 4:30 PM GMT
    nerdjock said
    sean_zuri said
    nerdjock saidLove getting you guilty white boys, angry!


    come on, dude. what are you so angry about? this is a nice, fun thread. let's just enjoy it.


    Taking up for the white guy because you want to hook up with him? He's not so handsome and older so he'll probably give you a chance.


    happy holidays to you to buddy.
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    Nov 30, 2013 4:32 PM GMT
    TheQuest saidFor the extremely handsome sean zuri...

    A snazzy suit...

    3127_idris-elba-gq-magazine-october-2013

    (and a date with me...)


    is it possible to just wrap up the guy?
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    Nov 30, 2013 4:37 PM GMT
    For our fairy godfathers, meninlove...

    A rocking chair for two for your front porch...

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    For the future when you grow old together.
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    Nov 30, 2013 4:57 PM GMT
    For the eternally dreamy Dallasfan824...

    a 2014 blue Bentley Convertible to match your gorgeous blue eyes.

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    Nov 30, 2013 6:11 PM GMT
    TheQuest saidFor the adorable WaytoDawn...

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    This pleases me greatly. icon_biggrin.gif

    My gift for you A nice big cake.

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