So when I put my phone on vibrate...

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    Dec 08, 2008 3:46 AM GMT
    and stick it in my ass pocket, I pull it out later and realize I had got new texts but never felt it vibrate! Does this mean my ass is badonkadonk?
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    Dec 08, 2008 3:49 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidIt means that tired ol ass of yours needs a rest so stop putting out so much.


    Your theory on Jake's ass evolution intrigues me Mr. Crunk-in-Chicago. Go on...
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:08 AM GMT
    perhaps the vibrations are absorbed before they reach the sensory receptors... *coughs*
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:09 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidperhaps the vibrations are absorbed before they reach the sensory receptors... *coughs*


    So you're saying I have thick skin? Or deep tactile receptors?
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:12 AM GMT
    jakebenson said
    lilTanker saidperhaps the vibrations are absorbed before they reach the sensory receptors... *coughs*


    So you're saying I have thick skin? Or deep tactile receptors?


    ummm, ok.
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:24 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    jakebenson said
    lilTanker saidperhaps the vibrations are absorbed before they reach the sensory receptors... *coughs*


    So you're saying I have thick skin? Or deep tactile receptors?


    ummm, ok.


    That's not an answer. Try again.
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:27 AM GMT
    jakebenson said
    lilTanker said
    jakebenson said
    lilTanker saidperhaps the vibrations are absorbed before they reach the sensory receptors... *coughs*


    So you're saying I have thick skin? Or deep tactile receptors?


    ummm, ok.


    That's not an answer. Try again.


    make me.
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:28 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
    jakebenson said
    lilTanker said
    jakebenson said
    lilTanker saidperhaps the vibrations are absorbed before they reach the sensory receptors... *coughs*


    So you're saying I have thick skin? Or deep tactile receptors?


    ummm, ok.


    That's not an answer. Try again.


    make me.


    Ok, next.
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:30 AM GMT
    jakebenson said
    lilTanker said
    jakebenson said
    lilTanker said
    jakebenson said
    lilTanker saidperhaps the vibrations are absorbed before they reach the sensory receptors... *coughs*

    So you're saying I have thick skin? Or deep tactile receptors?

    ummm, ok.

    That's not an answer. Try again.

    make me.

    Ok, next.


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    Dec 08, 2008 4:34 AM GMT
    lilTanker said
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:39 AM GMT
    jakebenson saidand stick it in my ass pocket, I pull it out later and realize I had got new texts but never felt it vibrate! Does this mean my ass is badonkadonk?

    Yes, you have a fat ass. ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:42 AM GMT
    Caslon8000 said
    jakebenson saidand stick it in my ass pocket, I pull it out later and realize I had got new texts but never felt it vibrate! Does this mean my ass is badonkadonk?

    Yes, you have a fat ass. ... icon_rolleyes.gif


    ROTFLMFAO icon_twisted.gif I was trying to say that.... without saying it icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 08, 2008 4:50 AM GMT
    hmmmmm asss
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    Dec 08, 2008 6:01 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle said
    jakebenson said
    muchmorethanmuscle saidIt means that tired ol ass of yours needs a rest so stop putting out so much.


    Your theory on Jake's ass evolution intrigues me Mr. Crunk-in-Chicago. Go on...


    I was just teasing. Basically I was inferring that you bottom so much that you no longer feel your ass. But referring to yourself in the third person does raise eyebrows. icon_eek.gif


    When I refer to myself in third-person narrative, does it raise other parts of your body as well? (giggity giggity)
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    Dec 08, 2008 7:54 AM GMT
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    Dec 08, 2008 8:36 AM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle said
    jakebenson said
    muchmorethanmuscle saidIt means that tired ol ass of yours needs a rest so stop putting out so much.


    Your theory on Jake's ass evolution intrigues me Mr. Crunk-in-Chicago. Go on...


    I was just teasing. Basically I was inferring that you bottom so much that you no longer feel your ass. But referring to yourself in the third person does raise eyebrows. icon_eek.gif


    o trust me he doesnt bottom!!
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    Dec 08, 2008 8:43 AM GMT
    blakemonroe said
    muchmorethanmuscle said
    jakebenson said
    muchmorethanmuscle saidIt means that tired ol ass of yours needs a rest so stop putting out so much.


    Your theory on Jake's ass evolution intrigues me Mr. Crunk-in-Chicago. Go on...


    I was just teasing. Basically I was inferring that you bottom so much that you no longer feel your ass. But referring to yourself in the third person does raise eyebrows. icon_eek.gif


    o trust me he doesnt bottom!!


    *sigh* ok I'll try soon
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    Dec 08, 2008 8:48 AM GMT
    its fine... i know its thick so i wont make you. plus it feels good when u top.
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    Dec 08, 2008 9:18 AM GMT
    blakemonroe saidits fine... i know its thick so i wont make you. plus it feels good when u top.


    *blush*
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    Dec 08, 2008 9:34 AM GMT
    okey dokey
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    Dec 08, 2008 9:49 AM GMT
    Too much junk in the trunk to feel your phone? Maybe you just need tighter pockets. Or a bigger phone. No that's not innuendo icon_twisted.gif
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    Dec 08, 2008 12:20 PM GMT
    slapaho18 saidToo much junk in the trunk to feel your phone? Maybe you just need tighter pockets. Or a bigger phone. No that's not innuendo icon_twisted.gif


    Allow me to make it an innuendo.... Jake, you're a size-queen! icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 08, 2008 12:42 PM GMT
    I thought you were gonna say you get a hard-on when your phone vibrates lol
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    Dec 08, 2008 5:37 PM GMT
    Perhaps your cell phone was too distracted to notice the incoming messages. I know I would be....icon_wink.gif


    BTW, as of the writing of this post, this thread has already received a whopping 16,856 views! Ummm-hmmm!