Is Your Husband Gay?

  • RainBow_Drago...

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    Dec 07, 2013 6:07 PM GMT
    A complete Christian How-to-Tell Guide
    http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

    This has to be the funniest thing I have read in a long timeicon_lol.gif


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    Dec 07, 2013 6:32 PM GMT
    OMG! These people have WAY more time, imagination and paranoia than I do....LOL!...I would likely think this same person was just too strange for me too.... BUT I LOVE #15.....AND BLAMES THE WOMEN! LOL!icon_lol.gif


    1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers

    Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality and a secretive nature implies he’s trying to hide something from you. Be on the lookout for a man who doesn’t want to web surf or answer phone calls in your presence. Texting is another favorite trick used by adulterers. For the sake of trust, a married couple should share everything, including phone logs, email accounts, chat friends and website histories.

    2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way

    When you’re out in public, does he spend too much time looking at other men? Is he fond of winking at people? Does he get visibly upset when someone does not return a compliment about his physical appearance?

    3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups

    Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues? Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men? Does he volunteer to mentor in all-male groups?

    4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home

    Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?


    5) Gym membership but no interest in sports

    Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. They like to work out their bodies without the competition of sports play. Afterward, they use the showers and steam rooms to engage in sexual activity beyond the prying eyes of women. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign.

    6) Clothes that are too tight and too “trendy”

    Gay men don’t need words to communicate their availability for sex “hook ups.” They silently broadcast the news by showing off their lean, hard bodies in designer clothing labels. If your husband owns skinny jeans and looks at his buttocks in the mirror or if he wears an inordinate number of small-sized t-shirts, it is probably worthwhile to pay more attention to his private activities.

    7) Strange sexual demands

    Fetishism is a sign that a man is seeking a harder thrill beyond the normal intimacy of heterosexual relations. The woman may not appeal to the deep desires that are coming to the surface as the marriage drags on. If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.

    icon_cool.gif More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films

    Pornography is a dangerous element in any marriage but there are many Christians who feel watching it does add something to their sexual lives. If you have gone down this road and find that your man perks up at the sight of the men in these sorts of videos, you should be concerned. If he selects films because of specific male actors, this is an obvious sign that he is suffering from a crisis of ego and desire.

    9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia

    Some husbands will spend a great deal of money traveling far from home to hide their deplorable same-sex actions. Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he’s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?

    10) Too many friendly young male friends

    Someone who makes an extra effort to surround themselves with younger men should raise concerns in any community. If this is the case with your husband, ask yourself if he prefers their company to that of women. Do they touch each other or embrace in long hugs? Do they exchange expensive, personal gifts like scarves or cologne?

    11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends

    A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group. In a sense, he has “let his hair down” and this will be seen in excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands.

    12) Love of pop culture

    It’s quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm. Gossip websites, Glee and The Golden Girls are three well-documented icons of the gay movement that genuine heterosexual men avoid.

    13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public

    Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around? Does he wear a speedo at the beach? Does it seem like he’s purposely standing right in the middle of a crowd to show off his chest and arm muscles, peppering people with questions about how strong he looks? He may be craving physical affirmation from other men and desperately looking for hints of shared desires in those around him.

    14) Sudden heavy drinking

    Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?

    15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?

    This is an important question to ask yourself when your marriage starts to have problems. Statistics have shown that women who have encountered gay men romantically in the past are the most likely to repeat this mistake in future relationships. If you answered yes, you should ask yourself whether you’re honestly looking for a man or just a shopping companion. Is sharing gossip more important to you than raising children? Ultimately, it’s a question of getting your priorities straight!
  • killercliche

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    Dec 07, 2013 6:41 PM GMT
    "Does it ever seem as if he’s just using church as an excuse to spend time around young men?"

    ...lol
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    Dec 07, 2013 6:42 PM GMT
    Jaggal saidIt's apparently satire.



    Well, they got a lot of it right in a funny sort of way. They forgot " Abs at middle age". It's rare with str 8 guys even when they have been Professional athletes.
  • RainBow_Drago...

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    Dec 07, 2013 6:42 PM GMT
    See,I'm guilty of all 'em things said above!
    specially 6-8 & 13 lol'zicon_lol.gif
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    Dec 07, 2013 6:45 PM GMT
    I think I'm str8 0.o
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    Dec 07, 2013 6:47 PM GMT
    Sassy, sarcastic...ironic?

    Sounds like Oscar WildeWAIT.
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    Dec 07, 2013 6:49 PM GMT
    Ruh Roh... I think I may have caught the gay. icon_redface.gif
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    Dec 07, 2013 6:52 PM GMT
    "...you should ask yourself whether you’re honestly looking for a man or just a shopping companion. Is sharing gossip more important to you than raising children? Ultimately, it’s a question of getting your priorities straight!"

    Can't I have both a man AND a shopping companion? Believe me hun, I DO have my priorities straight! Or is that gay? icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 07, 2013 6:53 PM GMT
    Behemothboi saidI think I'm str8 0.o


    Nah, you are just a hot top.
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    Dec 07, 2013 7:13 PM GMT
    Alpha13 said
    Jaggal saidIt's apparently satire.



    Well, they got a lot of it right in a funny sort of way. They forgot " Abs at middle age". It's rare with str 8 guys even when they have been Professional athletes.


    Hilarious, but a lot of it is right on IMO
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    Dec 07, 2013 7:22 PM GMT
    Just to confirm what's been already said, it's totally satire. Look up the author and you will see that he has a ton of really funny articles mocking the religious rights fears. Lol. The funniest being "Does your child 'sissy bounce'? The dangerousness anal dance trend sweeping America's colleges" LOL.

    http://christwire.org/author/stephenson-billings-2-2-2-2-2/
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    Dec 07, 2013 7:36 PM GMT
    Christwire is a satire site. Of course they're good at it.
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    Dec 07, 2013 10:35 PM GMT
    Rather suggestive when it becomes difficult to distinguish between what one group says as satire and what the other group says in earnest.

    Heh, but that's some pretty funny stuff! Gonna be going back and reading more of what they got when I get the free time!
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    Dec 07, 2013 10:44 PM GMT
    Actually we had this satire posted here before.
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    Dec 07, 2013 11:08 PM GMT
    Well...it fits me to a T. LOL. I came out to my wife last April. This article wasn't far from the truth.
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    Dec 08, 2013 1:20 AM GMT
    Oh... those crazy, uber-conservatives have gone and confused perverts and gays again... Gee golly what are we gonna do with em? (Although I do have a porn addiction and look at other men flirtatiously... omg am I gay?)

    Joking aside, that site is like The Onion for Christians, right?
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    Dec 08, 2013 2:30 AM GMT
    Too funny ...
    1,2 and 6 apply to me :p the rest is pretty interesting
  • pharmstudent

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    Dec 08, 2013 3:08 AM GMT
    I think they nailed it with "gym membership with no sport interest"..great que
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    Dec 08, 2013 3:45 AM GMT
    http://christwire.org/2013/09/what-celebrities-actually-look-like-without-photoshop/

    LOL... clever little website. Thanks OP for the chuckle!
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    Dec 08, 2013 3:51 AM GMT
    I love how the number 8 with the parenthesis after it got translated into the "cool smiley" with shades when the topic was watching porn... Haha!
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    Dec 08, 2013 11:05 AM GMT
    Ha ha... Too funny...
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    Dec 17, 2013 9:38 AM GMT
    Hahah

    "For the wife unsure about her husband’s proclivities, the most important thing is to first confirm your suspicions. Drawing on the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals,..."

    http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/