This really aggravates the "piss" out of me...

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    Dec 08, 2008 8:58 PM GMT
    haha Hope you all appreciate the pun. Anyway, does anyone know why it's necessary that every urinal have a puddle of piss in front of it? I mean, are guys just generally unaware of the orientation of their dick when they whip it out? Is it because they are caught off guard by the power or direction of their stream? I'm just confused as to why it's so difficult to aim. Perhaps it would be prudent to sit down if it's such a problem.

    Also, while we're in the bathroom, do you guys talk to other people that are standing beside you at the urinals? I find this strange and somewhat distracting, especially if it's not a friend or close acquaintance.

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    Dec 08, 2008 9:29 PM GMT
    You must be using poorly designed urinals! I never see urinals with puddles below them. And when I go to a urinal I get as far away from other guys as possible so nobody talks to me.

    What always blows my mind are those people that undo their pants as well as pull down their zipper to do their business. I mean is that difficult to get it out? Also those guys that don't wash their hands afterwards freaks me out. I mean were they raised by wolves or something?
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    Dec 08, 2008 11:11 PM GMT
    No i dont talk in bathrooms, but I was at the urinal at work one night and the guy in the stall takin a dump starts talkin to me!!!! WTF!!!!!!

    People are insane!! I never noticed a puddle in front of the urinal but I hate when people dont flush!!!! I know some people dont want to touch the handle but dam I dont wanna smell your fuckin piss either!!!!

    Flush!!!
  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 08, 2008 11:31 PM GMT
    redbull said, "No i dont talk in bathrooms, but I was at the urinal at work one night and the guy in the stall takin a dump starts talkin to me!!!! WTF!!!!!!"

    With a strained voice, I would have told the guy, "If you don't mind, I'm trying to hold my breath."
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Dec 08, 2008 11:31 PM GMT
    I just think a lot of guys just don't have the best aim icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 09, 2008 12:39 AM GMT
    Well, you know the old saying, "Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean, your aim will help!"
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    Dec 09, 2008 12:56 AM GMT
    SurrealLife saidYou must be using poorly designed urinals! I never see urinals with puddles below them. And when I go to a urinal I get as far away from other guys as possible so nobody talks to me.

    What always blows my mind are those people that undo their pants as well as pull down their zipper to do their business. I mean is that difficult to get it out? Also those guys that don't wash their hands afterwards freaks me out. I mean were they raised by wolves or something?



    The not washing hands thing really pisses me off, too. Men, gay or straight are the perps.
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    Dec 09, 2008 1:00 AM GMT
    SurrealLife -

    If you knew what was really on all the surfaces you touch you would wash your hands BEFORE you touched your dick to piss.



  • DCEric

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    Dec 09, 2008 1:07 AM GMT
    msw1 saidSurrealLife -

    If you knew what was really on all the surfaces you touch you would wash your hands BEFORE you touched your dick to piss.





    This. Only it doesn't go far enough. Urine is actually relatively low in bacteria/germs when compared to other surfaces we come in contact with daily.

    /Still washes hands after whipping it out.
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    Dec 09, 2008 1:32 AM GMT
    I think it's when they shake their cocks after pissing and the piss shakes onto the floor. Also, I think older guys have some leaky valve problems.
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    Dec 09, 2008 1:32 AM GMT
    Haha, I was thinking the same thing all weekend. I've been in several airport washrooms over the last few days and always noticed piss on the floor too.

    I normally don't see that but it was an effort trying to sidestep the puddle and balance my backpack, while keeping my shoes out of it.
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    Dec 09, 2008 1:45 AM GMT
    some of us like to mark places we go, I want the next male at the urinal to know that someone more dominant was just there.


    okay just kidding, I have never seen pee on the floor any where

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    Dec 09, 2008 1:59 AM GMT
    well it might be partly because of people like my brother
    he aim for the wall next to the toilet
    he says he wants to give the janitors something to do
    ...i know hes a douche lol
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    Dec 09, 2008 4:43 AM GMT
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    Dec 09, 2008 10:55 PM GMT
    coolarmydude said67971656_4c805f6850.jpg?v=0


    AWESOME. I got a good laugh out of that.
  • MikePhilPerez

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    Dec 09, 2008 11:06 PM GMT
    SurrealLife saidAlso those guys that don't wash their hands afterwards freaks me out. I mean were they raised by wolves or something?


    Sometimes I don't wash my hands. It depends on the conditions. Sometimes I think I will have more germs on me if I wash, so I decide not to. If the place is clean, I wash, if not, I don't.

    And my parents are not wolves icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 09, 2008 11:11 PM GMT
    unfortunate for me i see the same puddle every day in one of the restrooms at work. And its it neon yellow. New waterless urinals were installed this week and i have yet to see the puddles.

    Another thing that is gross is when the urinal wasnt flushed and it was full of pubes, piss and spit. YUCK.
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    Dec 09, 2008 11:12 PM GMT
    SurrealLife saidWhat always blows my mind are those people that undo their pants as well as pull down their zipper to do their business. I mean is that difficult to get it out?


    That is also something I do not understand. I have come to the conclusion that it is so small that they have to undo their pants in order to find it.
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    Dec 09, 2008 11:14 PM GMT
    Some guys that dont wear underwear with a fly will do that. I guess it would be hard to unzip and then stick your hand in to pull the waistband down. It would be easier to just pull it all down. Or else they just want to flash it icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 09, 2008 11:15 PM GMT
    With a piss troth, and a grid you stand on, and a drain under it, there is no puddles, or issues.