Misguided Holiday Entertainment

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    Dec 11, 2013 6:08 PM GMT
    Well, this is deliberately wacky but there are so many new movies with wayward plots this year.
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    Dec 11, 2013 6:12 PM GMT
    Last night they aired "The Case for Christmas" where Dean Cain played a lawyer defending Santa Claus who was being sued for creating too much stress.
    But Dean lost his looks and I lost my interest. Sad, I know.
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    Dec 11, 2013 6:15 PM GMT
    Tonight you can marvel at "Holiday in Handcuffs."
    Melissa Joan Hart (a cutie) handcuffs Mario Lopez (who wouldn't?) for the holidays to please her parents.
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    Dec 11, 2013 9:12 PM GMT
    This was a holiday mainstay in my family for years. Featuring concussed line readings, Sid & Marty Krofft by-way-of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari production design, the young hero's Cabin Boy-style fancy pants, child enslavement, Riot Grrrl revolt against the bounds of oppression, and a magical sex change:

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    Dec 12, 2013 3:25 AM GMT
    Elusium saidThis was a holiday mainstay in my family for years. Featuring concussed line readings, Sid & Marty Krofft by-way-of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari production design, the young hero's Cabin Boy-style fancy pants, child enslavement, Riot Grrrl revolt against the bounds of oppression, and a magical sex change:



    I can't possibly top that description but omg, the Saturday afternoon kiddie movie matinee memories you've stirred, and the nightmare you've resurrected that was the worst child actor and product of nepotism ever, Channy Mahon (google him!), who starred in several of his dad's movies - Mahon Sr. directed and produced scores of trashy straight-to-matinee flicks when he wasn't churning out softcore porn. Watch this "Oz" for Channy's star downturn, bouffant styled pageant queen Glinda and utterly forgettable, endless score but stay for the camp army of late '60s drum majorettes conquering the Emerald City!

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    Dec 12, 2013 3:35 AM GMT
    I swear that I saw this back in a theater as a kid. "We love you, Mr. Skeletor!":



    Even though the Care Bears had already successfully resurrected the dead in their second film outing, this is their trippy Christmas adventure:

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    Dec 12, 2013 4:04 AM GMT
    The smash holiday classic -- Jingle All De Vay!

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    Dec 12, 2013 4:09 AM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidWell, this is deliberately wacky but there are so many new movies with wayward plots this year.
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    His sweater is fagulous!
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    Dec 12, 2013 4:14 AM GMT
    Don't like the curse.
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    Dec 12, 2013 4:25 AM GMT
    Elusium saidThis was a holiday mainstay in my family for years. Featuring concussed line readings, Sid & Marty Krofft by-way-of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari production design, the young hero's Cabin Boy-style fancy pants, child enslavement, Riot Grrrl revolt against the bounds of oppression, and a magical sex change:

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    That's some creepy fcuking $hit, man!

























    I can hardly wait for it to finish downloading so I can watch it on the plane to Fort Lauderdale! icon_cool.gif
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    Dec 12, 2013 4:23 PM GMT
    When the family gets together, our favorite Christmas movie to watch together is MST3K's making fun of "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians."
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    Dec 12, 2013 4:28 PM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidLast night they aired "The Case for Christmas" where Dean Cain played a lawyer defending Santa Claus who was being sued for creating too much stress.
    But Dean lost his looks and I lost my interest. Sad, I know.
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    That's Dean Cain...icon_eek.gif

    As in Superman Dean Cain, not Dean Cain the Allstate agent from Pocatello???
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    Dec 13, 2013 2:16 AM GMT
    Yes, "Superman" Dean Cain.
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    Dec 13, 2013 2:48 AM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidYes, "Superman" Dean Cain.
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    Yeah def let himself go unfortunately
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    Dec 13, 2013 4:05 AM GMT
    Elves.

    Fucking Elves.



    Choice lines:

    "Santa said oral."

    "You've got big fucking tits -- and I'm gonna tell everybody that I saw 'em!"
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    Dec 15, 2013 11:25 PM GMT
    Are there any other Chistmas movies with hunks besides "The 12 Men of Christmas?"
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    Dec 17, 2013 4:00 PM GMT
    I wouldn't say it's a holiday short but I got so excited when I saw that someone finally uploaded "De Duva" onto youtube that I had to post it.
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    Dec 19, 2013 1:54 AM GMT
    I'm going to answer my own "hunk" question and report that the Miz will be in a movie called "The Christmas Bounty."
    Do you think he'll take his shirt off and show off his wrestler's body?
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    Dec 23, 2013 6:46 PM GMT
    The Dr Who Christmas Invasion has potential.
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