Being an average male.

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    Dec 14, 2013 8:37 PM GMT
    Well as most of you know I am completely average in the looks department. It's hard because when I order things at restataraunts the gay waiter is not sure if he wants to sleep with me or take me to Chuck E Cheese. I'm fit, athletic, and look good without a shirt but nobody would know unless I rip the thing off... And it stays on because why the fuck would I take my shirt off on Alabama?

    I have a meh jawline and my mouth is kinda purdy I've been told. I'm also average height which means you can pick me up and toss me around(please do) but who wants to do that with a not fun sized person. I can grow facial hair but my moustache won't connect in the middle. Women think I'm gay and men think I'm straight.

    I typed this all on my phone because I'm at my average job making an average wage for an average bachelors degree.

    Now taking applications in my average inbox.

    By the way this is a parody thread icon_razz.gif
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:40 PM GMT
    Welcome to the club! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:41 PM GMT
    You're a special person, Joshy, that makes you far above average in my book. You're kind and you have some kind of youthful innocence about you. I'd say you're unique and special, and if I ever find myself in a Walmart in Alabammy, I'd have to hug you really hard!
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:41 PM GMT
    xrichx saidWelcome to the club! icon_biggrin.gif



    Let's go do average things together! Hmph! icon_mad.gif
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:42 PM GMT
    Uh I'd smash both of u icon_redface.gif
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:42 PM GMT
    Blakes7 saidYou're a special person, Joshy, that makes you far above average in my book. You're kind and you have some kind of youthful innocence about you. I'd say you're unique and special, and if I ever find myself in a Walmart in Alabammy, I'd have to hug you really hard!


    Awwww Blake's how nice of you icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:45 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh said
    xrichx saidWelcome to the club! icon_biggrin.gif



    Let's go do average things together! Hmph! icon_mad.gif
    Yes!
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:47 PM GMT
    I'd like to roll you in some flour, rub it in really good, and then kiss it all off of you.
    Then I'd spank you.
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:49 PM GMT
    Then we'd get smashed with behemoth. I think he's offering to pay.
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:51 PM GMT
    I don't relate to these problems...TBH...icon_confused.gif
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:51 PM GMT
    *two average guys wave at Josh*
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    Dec 14, 2013 8:52 PM GMT
    JumpMan_Josh saidWell as most of you know I am completely average in the looks department. It's hard because when I order things at restataraunts the gay waiter is not sure if he wants to sleep with me or take me to Chuck E Cheese. I'm fit, athletic, and look good without a shirt but nobody would know unless I rip the thing off... And it stays on because why the fuck would I take my shirt off on Alabama?

    I have a meh jawline and my mouth is kinda purdy I've been told. I'm also average height which means you can pick me up and toss me around(please do) but who wants to do that with a not fun sized person. I can grow facial hair but my moustache won't connect in the middle. Women think I'm gay and men think I'm straight.

    I typed this all on my phone because I'm at my average job making an average wage for an average bachelors degree.

    Now taking applications in my average inbox.
    I think that you are a very handsome looking guy. One of the many positive qualities about you is that you are very down to earth and friendly. We might not always agree on things but you are a person of very outstanding quality.
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    Dec 14, 2013 9:43 PM GMT
    Behemothboi saidUh I'd smash both of u icon_redface.gif
    you already have a average bf lol
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    Dec 14, 2013 10:15 PM GMT
    anigif_enhanced-buzz-19162-1361219863-3.
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    Dec 14, 2013 10:21 PM GMT
    But you have all that inner beauty stuff, that everyone says they look for.icon_twisted.gif
  • rnch

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    Dec 14, 2013 11:06 PM GMT
    The OP is hardly what I would call "average".
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    Dec 14, 2013 11:35 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidI don't relate to these problems...TBH...icon_confused.gif


    cause you're short?
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    Dec 14, 2013 11:38 PM GMT
    The OP said it's a parody thread because he knows he is hotter than us all.

    He is now required to post at least 3 new shirtless pics.

    Santa has spoken.
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    Dec 15, 2013 3:30 PM GMT
    Trolliosis said
    bhp91126 saidBut you have all that inner beauty stuff, that everyone says they look for.icon_twisted.gif
    Lol. Crock of shit. Inner beauty is overrated.

    Great looks will only get you a one night stand, for everything else you need chloroform, hand-cuffs and sound-proof walls.