Millennial Problems

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    Dec 17, 2013 7:03 PM GMT
    Anyone else currently experiencing cerebral atrophy since graduating college? I'm beginning the process of studying for the LSAT with my roommate(Cornell Alum) and we can barely form grammatically correct sentences. We respond to every botched practice question with... Science perhaps? Will you do grammar for me? Can you math this? Show me English? I do sports? We stare at the logic games like they are some ancient, mystic language. I actually don't think I can pursue law school. She is top 10 or bust... I'm thinking bottom 20 if possible.
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    Dec 17, 2013 7:27 PM GMT
    You need to shorten your post to 140 characters or less. Otherwise, millennials won't read it. #tldr

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    Dec 17, 2013 7:40 PM GMT
    I'm okay with Millennials being distracted and less attentive. It creates a greater disparity between those that read academic writing and those that read upworthy Facebook posts. I'm a big fan of the academic Gini coefficient! The gap is growing and I'm trying to stay on the top of the Lorenz curve. Though I feel like I'm sliding down it.
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    Dec 17, 2013 7:55 PM GMT
    What were you planning to do with a law degree?
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    Dec 17, 2013 9:44 PM GMT
    KingofDC said
    xrichx saidWhat were you planning to do with a law degree?



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    With the intent to defend famous politicians like the Kennedy family and make it rain. The legal system can be quite lucrative! John Edwards lawyer doesn't need to work another day of his life. This comment is half sarcastic... Half true
    You should also consider intellectual property law. It's a hot area now. Also tax lawyers make good money.
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    Dec 17, 2013 10:11 PM GMT
    Aristoshark saidWait, you have too strong a moral code to go into porn....so you're going to become a LAWYER?

    lolololololol


    I think the human race is generally immoral/all professions are corrupt. I know because I work in non profit. I now assume greed, envy, pride etc are omnipresent and no one can fully rise above the vices. For some reason, lust is most offensive to me. I have no idea why... Something happened in my childhood I suppose. I just went way too deep for porn convo. I need a hobby.
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    Dec 17, 2013 10:16 PM GMT
    Lust is more offensive to you than envy, greed, etc? Your priorities are askew.
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    Dec 17, 2013 10:20 PM GMT
    Lust is necessary for life to continue. Stick insects lust after each other. Is that offensive? Also you appear to have had a crisis of conscience just after you posted about sleeping your way in icon_razz.gif you Millenials are so capricious...
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    Dec 17, 2013 11:18 PM GMT
    KingofDC said
    xrichx saidWhat were you planning to do with a law degree?



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    With the intent to defend famous politicians like the Kennedy family and make it rain. The legal system can be quite lucrative! John Edwards lawyer doesn't need to work another day of his life. This comment is half sarcastic... Half true


    So you ARE going into porn! icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 18, 2013 2:04 AM GMT
    Many of my friends (myself to an extent) are caught up in Twitter and Instagram and it seems to cause this cerebral atrophy. Soundbites not complete thoughts. Sentence fragments too. Habit carries over to forums LOL. If you follow many you get firehosed with these soundbites. Too many superficial stimuli crowd out deeper thought.
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    Dec 18, 2013 2:08 AM GMT
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    bayguy saidMany of my friends (myself to an extent) are caught up in Twitter and Instagram and it seems to cause this cerebral atrophy. Soundbites not complete thoughts. Sentence fragments too. Habit carries over to forums LOL. If you follow many you get firehosed with these soundbites. Too many superficial stimuli crowd out deeper thought.

    Complete thoughts.
    So 1999.
    Soundbites: where it's at.
    Now.
    #OBraveNewWorld



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