**** TOILET FOR TWO ****

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    Dec 10, 2008 12:26 AM GMT
    Found this precious on Best of Craiglist. Thought I would share a good laugh...


    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/909076509.htmlI have come to the conclusion that I must sell my TwoDaLoo, and that saddens me. I purchased this baby for my wife. Well, it was our 4 year anniversary and I really wanted to give her something special, something that I put a lot of thought into, and most importantly something we could do together. I thought what better thing to do together than to poo together. After countless hours of research I found The TwoDaLoo. The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It’s supposed to bring couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. My wife was disgusted and has since left me. I explained to her that we could be as one if we could rock a big one out together. I can’t think of a better way to end a romantic dinner out. And how cool would Taco Tuesday have been – had she been just a little more open minded. It’s just not the same when you use it alone – and the empty seat next to me just reminds me of her.

    The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) – songs like “I’m Coming Out” and “You Dropped a Bomb on me” and “Love Stinks” will be just a few.

    I truly hope that someone can use my T for T (toilet for two) and find the happiness that I was so looking for.
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    Dec 10, 2008 1:32 AM GMT
    Wow, he buys a gift for his wife and gets dumped for it.

    "The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) – songs like “I’m Coming Out” and “You Dropped a Bomb on me” and “Love Stinks” will be just a few."

    Like every one already knows about these toilets.
    That is so funny.
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    Dec 10, 2008 3:12 AM GMT
    "world's first?"
    Two-seater out-houses used to be pretty common around here. We used to have a couple of them, out on the farm. The neighbors had one, well into the 70's.
    My great-grandparents had one, until their 50th wedding anniversary, when we had a family reunion and built them an indoor bathroom.
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    Dec 10, 2008 3:46 AM GMT
    It is actually a real thing http://www.wiserep.com/productDetails.php?id=5769
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    Dec 10, 2008 3:54 AM GMT
    Thirdbeach saidWow, he buys a gift for his wife and gets dumped for it.

    "The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) – songs like “I’m Coming Out” and “You Dropped a Bomb on me” and “Love Stinks” will be just a few."

    Like every one already knows about these toilets.
    That is so funny.





    You said "dumped." hehehe !
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    Dec 10, 2008 4:05 AM GMT
    Romantic, no?

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    I'm pretty sure its a joke, and hilarious at that.
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    Dec 10, 2008 4:13 AM GMT
    Isn't that courting couch?
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    Dec 10, 2008 4:16 AM GMT

    I'm just imagining the smell.
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    Dec 10, 2008 4:18 AM GMT
    "blooomg"... was that you or me? I wasn't paying attention, this play list is quite good.
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    Dec 10, 2008 4:26 AM GMT
    A romantic evening...first a candle lit Mexican dinner, some laxatives for dessert, and then some quality time cuddling on the twoladoo. You don't even need the upgrade, you can make your own music. And if you can't piss you don't even have to get off the pot cuz there are two of them. icon_twisted.gif
  • caliboy

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    Dec 10, 2008 6:18 AM GMT
    Are you kidding me?.. that's crazzy.
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    Dec 10, 2008 6:26 AM GMT
    Nothing like sharing the most intimate of moments with your loved one... LOL!
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    Dec 10, 2008 6:36 AM GMT
    LMAO! I wanted to say "that's the shit." That would just be too easy though. Like someone's MOM! Zing didn't see that one coming dude you. That's what she said! Ok I'm going to stop now lol.
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    Dec 10, 2008 1:52 PM GMT
    My bf and I love doing everything together but we both agree that when it comes to that we need our privacy!! I cant imagine!!! I couldnt do it, instead of being "pee" shy.....id be "shit" shy!!! hahaha
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    Dec 10, 2008 3:10 PM GMT
    Some things just should not be shared
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    Dec 10, 2008 3:20 PM GMT
    It is a slipper slope from sharing toilet time to putting a funnel gag at the end of one of those.
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    Dec 10, 2008 3:56 PM GMT
    Are you guys serious? Doesn't anybody else remember these?

    This is the way everybody used to go.

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    And let me tell you, snow blowing in through those cracks could really inspire alacrity.