UNCONTROLLABLE BONERS AT 30?!

  • chitown_mofo

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    Dec 10, 2008 8:03 AM GMT
    Before this turns into a sexual innuendo forum, maybe someone can explain possible causes...

    I have a "friend" icon_wink.gif who has been popping boners (I love that phrase) uncontrollably for about 4-5 weeks now (weeks before thanksgiving) and its getting worse. I haven't had any dietary, sex, or other major lifestyle changes in the corresponding time period. I've never had this problem before, not even when I was 13. Usually, I can 'think them away' or 'concentrate it down', but that's not the case anymore. They don't even seem to require stimulus anymore, they just happen.

    I'm not really any hornier than usual, I just can't stop getting them, CONSTANTLY, like 20 a day and they stay around forever. Usually its not somewhere that I can attend to it (work, bus, train, supermarket, etc) so I walk around with it tucked under the belt or stay seated. Its become a huge distraction.

    It was kind of amusing for a while, but now I'm starting to get worried. Nothing on the internet seems to shed any light. Any thoughts? I guess my concern is that something is wrong with my plumbing, but i feel retarded going to the doctor for this.
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    Dec 10, 2008 8:50 AM GMT
    something wrong?

    Dude if nothing has changed as far as intake of anything special, what about working out more?

    Maybe you need a good bf to take care of it really good so that you wont even think to get hard unless you were around him lol
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    Dec 10, 2008 9:20 AM GMT
    try taking the benwa balls out of your ass... i was wondering where they'd gotten to, but now i remember leaving them at your place.
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    Dec 10, 2008 9:23 AM GMT
    I know it is embarrassing but go see a doctor. You are right that is not typical.
  • chitown_mofo

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    Dec 10, 2008 9:51 AM GMT
    I guess...I just hope hes not like 'show me what you mean'
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    Dec 10, 2008 10:11 AM GMT
    Hahaha that is awkward. I used to work with these guys and we would come up with would you rathers all the time. One was would you rather have a constant boner or balls that literally hang all the way down to your knees. My fav was would you rather shave your mom's bikini line or your dad's ass hahaha. Anyway yeah you should prob go get it checked out if it has been going on for more than a week. I doubt the Dr. will request for you to demonstrate it for him. It sounds pretty obvious what happens. He just needs to find the cause.
  • chitown_mofo

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    Dec 10, 2008 9:26 PM GMT
    i'm wandering if its something I even want "fixed"
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    Dec 11, 2008 1:51 AM GMT
    you tuck it under your belt? damn. i wish i could do that. when i get an uncontrolled boner i just think of something disgusting or adjust myself so it is less noticeable. sure would be nice to be able to tuck it under my belt and go.
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    Dec 13, 2008 4:14 AM GMT
    DUDES.........


    GO FUCKIN WACK OFF SOMEPLACE!!

    ENJOY YOUR MAN COCKicon_eek.gif
  • Koaa2

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    Dec 14, 2008 8:12 PM GMT
    Ya, I think you just need to start jacking more. Maybe before you go out in the morning and than couple of times during the day, in a restroom or something like that. I have never heard of anyone having a problem like this, probably means you are in good health.
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    Dec 14, 2008 8:22 PM GMT
    This could also be the disorder called priapism, which your doctor needs to consider. The causes can be multiple, but medications, chemical imbalance, and spinal lesions or injury are among them.
  • danisnotstr8

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    Aug 05, 2009 4:44 PM GMT
    Mystic_Man saidDUDES.........


    GO FUCKIN WACK OFF SOMEPLACE!!

    ENJOY YOUR MAN COCKicon_eek.gif


    Everything you write on this site makes me laugh. I'm thinking about compiling a list of Mystic_Man posts and putting them in a book for gorillas.
  • rnch

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    Aug 05, 2009 5:15 PM GMT
    ahm thinkin' dat u beeeez braggin' icon_lol.gif
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    Aug 05, 2009 7:33 PM GMT
    Be happy...
    could be worse, could be uncontrollable bladder icon_eek.gif
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    Aug 05, 2009 8:06 PM GMT
    Maybe someone took out all your vitamins outta the bottle and replaced them with viagra as a joke.icon_surprised.gif
  • kita

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    Aug 06, 2009 12:14 AM GMT
    Well, you're not alone. I've had a similar problem, but for me the cause was easy to determine: jet lag. It's hell getting morning-wood at 2 in the afternoon--especially when you're having lunch with your grandmother and she IS the kind of person who would point that out.

    The only thing I can recommend for that is wearing long, untucked shirts.

    If you're sure there isn't anything that you've changed that could be causing this, it might not be a bad idea to see a doctor. Maybe your hormone levels are out of whack?
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    Aug 10, 2009 2:12 AM GMT
    Maybe it was some change in your diet that lead to that 24/7 boner. It happened to me when I was around 17. I kept having boner constantly as well and did go to the doctor. I remember tucking my boner under my belt, also remember how uncomfortable it used to be. Anyways the best thing to do is go to your doctor and show it off. icon_razz.gif
  • rnch

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    Aug 10, 2009 10:23 AM GMT
    my bf, bless his horny lil' heart, is a walking, talking boner factory. 3 orgasms in one night is not unusual for him. Gawd help me if he ever gets access to viagra or cialis! he even stays hard/semi stiffie when dead to the world asleep next to me. not bad for a man in his 40's......"I" should be SO lucky!

    one of the many, many reasons he just might be a "keeper". icon_cool.gif
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    Aug 17, 2009 5:51 AM GMT
    You know you're a walking boner when you get hard during an organic exam, lol. I remember I stayed 10 minutes in my seat after I was done just thinking of math (helps me get rid of the boner) & Armageddon (my last resort).

    I can't think of a day when I have not had morning wood since the first time I masturbated.