What disgusting things have you caught your Bf/ex doing???

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    Dec 10, 2008 2:11 PM GMT
    I used to listen to a radio show years ago and they had people calling in telling stories of disgusting things they had caught their bf/gf doing.

    One girl said she walked in on her bf sittin on the john in the bathroom smelling her used tampon from out of the trash can!!!!! She dumped him of course....

    My bf is pretty anal about everthing so I cant think of anything gross I have caught him doing....he'd probably have a better chance of catching me doing something, haha.

    I also had a friend of mine that was married and she said her husband would leave the bathroom door open while he took a dump and would beg her to come in there to talk to him while he was in the process of takin a crap.

    I think both of these stories are pretty nasty.....what are your stories?




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    Dec 10, 2008 5:04 PM GMT
    I have an ex who is well known for being a popular steam room cocksucker/cumswallower at a local gym. His rather distinctive tattoos have made anonymity impossible.

    I have no idea if he was engaged in this...activity while we were a couple so many years ago...but...icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 10, 2008 5:13 PM GMT
    the above is very NARSTY lol...

    anyway mine was an ex gf... she used to eat her toenails in front of me.

    yuck
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    Dec 10, 2008 5:25 PM GMT
    nothing more shocking than pickin' his nose.
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    Dec 10, 2008 5:39 PM GMT
    GobB saidthe above is very NARSTY lol...
    anyway mine was an ex gf... she used to eat her toenails in front of me.
    yuck


    Please don't judge me for my exes, y'all. They reflect only on PAST choices, lol. icon_confused.gificon_cool.gif

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    Dec 10, 2008 6:11 PM GMT
    The nose picking thing made me smile. My friend dated a man whom I nicknamed "Pick'n Flick". We were once driving and he did THAT right onto the floor. It was my caricon_mad.gif
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    Dec 10, 2008 6:27 PM GMT
    One I remember from a year ago or so, began spending inordinate amounts of time with his ex...........saying he felt sorry for him, or needed to help him out in some way. OK - I am cool with some of this - not the jealous type - but when my bf asked me to give or loan him money to buy his ex a condo - that was too much! What unmitigated gall - and as you can imagine, that was curtains for us.
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    Dec 10, 2008 8:26 PM GMT
    Absolutely nothing. He is a very civilized, neat and clean person.
  • SoDakGuy

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    Dec 10, 2008 8:38 PM GMT
    I caught him in bed w/ his roommate and then proceeded to blame ME for not being there to sexually satisfy him.

    I was CRAMMING FOR FINALS! HELLO! That's more important than his wee willie winkie! Trust me ... it was WEE.
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    Dec 10, 2008 9:06 PM GMT
    Take a look at some of the posts that I have started. Do you really have to ask me what disgusting things I have caught my better ½ ever doing?

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    Dec 10, 2008 9:18 PM GMT
    SoDakGuy saidI caught him in bed w/ his roommate and then proceeded to blame ME for not being there to sexually satisfy him.

    I was CRAMMING FOR FINALS! HELLO! That's more important than his wee willie winkie! Trust me ... it was WEE.



    Lmao! Too funny
  • Mikeylikesit

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    Dec 10, 2008 9:27 PM GMT
    I Caught my ex F*cking another guy on my living sofa. Hence why Hes my ex...LOL..icon_evil.gif
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    Dec 10, 2008 9:39 PM GMT
    This was longer than expected...bare with me..

    I was away on military training and I decided to come back home early to be with the ex. I was feenin for some luvinicon_wink.gif , but yea anywho, I ended up coming home early and he wasn't there at his apartment...

    The relationship was already strained after about 3yrs of mistrust, and he was one of those guys that could lie their way out of a paper bag. So I went where I thought he might be..and sure enough there he was. -At the club. I figured now would be a good time to catch him in the act since he didn't know I was home.

    ...(I'm gonna skip all the details...well most of them anywayicon_sad.gif )


    Basically I scoped out our place in a dark parking lot until he got home. I was sitting there for about an hr, but I was pumped full of adrenaline. It was 2a.m. and he pulled in and another car followed him. They both went in the apartment (to which I didn't have a key), and I could see the trail of lights being turned off as they headed towards the bedroom.

    I was in the hallway of the apartment complex from about 230am till about 11am because I refused to leave until that bastard left his apartment with his skank.

    The reason? Because he would have found a way to lie out of it. This guy is a pro. I have to give him his props. I had to endure sitting outside that apartment hearing him fuck some guy just so IRONICALLY I could finally move on. It took that for me to realize that my love for this guy was not worth my heartache. I didn't cry. I actually felt relieved. I smiled at him and thanked him.

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    Dec 10, 2008 10:06 PM GMT
    redbull said




    WOOOOOW Hold your horses..

    How do you show you care if you can't dutch oven someone????
  • kinetic

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    Dec 10, 2008 10:42 PM GMT
    I think the worst was an ex I caught red-handed chatting w/ some guy on my labtop. It made me sick to my stomach that he had the gaul to be using my computer to try and cheat.
    Guys can really suck sometimes..
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    Dec 10, 2008 10:44 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    WOOOOOW Hold your horses..

    How do you show you care if you can't dutch oven someone????
    I knew it - proof positive that liltanker is actually straight.
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    Dec 10, 2008 10:56 PM GMT
    Gigadu said
    lilTanker said
    WOOOOOW Hold your horses..

    How do you show you care if you can't dutch oven someone????
    I knew it - proof positive that liltanker is actually straight.


    I KNEW IT!

    Lil Tanker,
    Please call me some time.

    I would LOVE to chat with you lol
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    Dec 10, 2008 11:06 PM GMT
    My ex was on a website called squirt hooking up with people. I thought it was just some porn site, so I was ok with it, till I realized it is solely for hooking up.

    He also left a word file open that talked about how he wanted us to go to straight camp and get "fixed." That made me want to throw up.
  • coolarmydude

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    Dec 10, 2008 11:27 PM GMT






    That's the first time I ever endured smell-a-vision.
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    Dec 11, 2008 3:41 AM GMT
    Gigadu said
    lilTanker said
    WOOOOOW Hold your horses..

    How do you show you care if you can't dutch oven someone????
    I knew it - proof positive that liltanker is actually straight.


    HAHAHAHA icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 11, 2008 4:36 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidHysterical... Tank, I'll give you a run for your money under the stinky covers you old wind bag you ! Wooooo,,, I think we just waked the neighbors !icon_wink.gif


    Anytime ;)
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    Dec 12, 2008 2:22 AM GMT
    My exhusband was selling his dirty underwear online while we were together. He even offered to "customize" them in the auction ads.

    I found this out at the end of our relationship, so I never brought it up. I just added it to the list of reasons to leave.


  • ueatzit

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    Dec 12, 2008 2:29 AM GMT
    This is about my ex...

    Ummm he feigned siring a child. I mean really. He was a big bottom so I didn't believe the lie but still it made me wonder. I did leave him because I realized I was not equipped professionally to work through all of his issues (I'm a patient guy but there were way too many). For two years I wondered if he went straight after we broke up from time to time.

    Oh and he snowballed me once and thought it was the funniest thing ever. That was the beginning of the end.