Does anyone have a creepy uncle?

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 27, 2013 5:10 AM GMT
    You know the type: He's older than 50, but he always wants to "hang out" where the teenagers are. He's way too familiar with them, calling them by their first names, leaving lewd messages on their facebook pages, complimenting their physiques -- all the while swearing he wouldn't dream of taking a bite out of them. But he wants to. Desperately. He pouts when they don't respond, even though they clearly are not interested in him. He thinks he can manipulate them by promising to buy them things, but in reality he doesn't have two nickels to rub together. He tries to get private details from them in the guise of "helping" them get a job, deal with personal issues, etc. He presents himself as a "friend," but he's really just a predator, always watching, always waiting, always ready to attack.

    In the old days, this type would hide in the shadows at public parks and restrooms. Occasionally, a young man who was naive and trusting would fall prey to him.

    Now, you'll find him on the Internet.

    Did you know you can search for registered sex offenders online? Not all predators are registered, sadly, but young men would be wise to recognize the signs and protect themselves.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 27, 2013 5:20 AM GMT
    hh_club_uncle_rico.png

    dazedandcon.jpg
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 27, 2013 5:58 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidI think this is a thread about another member. Sigh.


    Good insight. I share the same sentiment.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 27, 2013 6:31 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidI think this is a thread about another member. Sigh.

    If it is and he's talking about who I think he is, there's a lot that rings true in what he said.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 27, 2013 6:35 AM GMT
    You look like that creepy uncle Lumpy....icon_lol.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 27, 2013 6:42 AM GMT
    Pazzy saidYou look like that creepy uncle Lumpy....icon_lol.gif


    No he doesn't. He looks like Santa Claus.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 27, 2013 6:43 AM GMT
    Pazzy saidYou look like that creepy uncle Lumpy....icon_lol.gif

    Lol. You have no idea. icon_twisted.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 27, 2013 6:49 AM GMT
    OMG THIS THREAD IS ABOUT SHARKIE!!!!!!!!!!!icon_eek.gif
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 27, 2013 6:49 PM GMT
    Any resemblance to persons real or imaginary is purely coincidental.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 28, 2013 12:28 AM GMT
    shortbutsweet saidAny resemblance to persons real or imaginary is purely coincidental.

    Thank God. It was so close to being *me*.
    (Well, just the "first name" part.)
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 28, 2013 12:32 AM GMT
    P.S. At my last job, we were bored one day and started searching for all our names on the Internet. One of the guys (who wasn't playing) came up as a registered sex offender. Our brains almost exploded. We didn't know how to process it.
  • Fable

    Posts: 3866

    Dec 28, 2013 1:21 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidOMG THIS THREAD IS ABOUT SHARKIE!!!!!!!!!!!icon_eek.gif


    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 28, 2013 1:34 AM GMT
    ikilledcaptainplanet saidno but i did have a crazy uncle on my father's side that didn't believe in condoms. therefore, i have about 20 something cousins, almost all except 2 that i have and more than likely will NEVER see in my lifetime.

    I envy you.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 28, 2013 1:54 AM GMT
    ^Everybody appreciates what they haven't got. My entire family moved out of state and I rarely see anyone, never see my 5 cousins.
  • ventus95

    Posts: 5

    Dec 28, 2013 3:51 AM GMT
    We'll, I have this uncle... Who's also my grandpa... He drives around in an RV with some talking pizza and a lizard guy. He uhm is kinda creepy I guess? (Get it anyone? No? Good it's horrible)
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 28, 2013 7:28 AM GMT
    I was in an adult bookstore arcade long ago and my uncle that I never expected came in to cruise. Don't know if he saw me but I ducked down and when he passed, I ran as fast as I could to my car. Thought that was creepy until I realized I was there too. I have a friend who used to collect pics of little boys naked until he realized he was a pedophile and the police would arrest him.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 28, 2013 7:58 AM GMT
    What a bizzare post. OP thinks there are a lot of underage guys on RJ that need his advice?
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 28, 2013 8:50 PM GMT
    Isn't it interesting how some people get all offended at the idea of protecting young people from predators?