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  • jo2hotbod

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    Dec 28, 2013 10:05 PM GMT
    Why won't the keebler elves date Santa's elves and why do both ignore the smurf's and leprechaun's?
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    Dec 28, 2013 10:06 PM GMT
    It's about PREFERENCE. Duh.
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    Dec 28, 2013 10:28 PM GMT
    eagermuscle saidIt's about PREFERENCE. Duh.


    Preference or prejudice? Is it the smurfs blue skin or the height and accent of the leprechaun's. Are the Keebler elves pissed at Santa's elves because Santa's elves get to make toys and all sorts of treats instead of just cookies?
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    Dec 28, 2013 10:37 PM GMT
    The Keebler elves just want to maintain their social status. Whoever controls the fudge stripes, controls the world!
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    Dec 28, 2013 10:46 PM GMT
    ikilledcaptainplanet saidslaves or "santa's helpers" have time to fall in love? they're being worked to death for the holidays, remember? if they didn't die over the past month, now that christmas time is over, he probably got them locked them back in their cages until next year. can imagine one of them is blowing on a harmonica with the icon_sad.gif face while getting outside his cell and a few others contemplating about escaping out of the dungeon or slave plantation known as "santa's workshop". i feel sorry for them. one reason why we all should stop celebrating christmas. it's slavery.


    I should tell you, seeing as how we live only a few blocks from Santa, that it's not like that. Here, this story about why the angel is always on top of the tree should help.

    Many years ago, Santa and the Mrs went on a binge the night before Christmas Eve. The next morning (Xmas eve) Santa woke up to find himself on the livingroom floor staring up through the glass coffee table at a litter of bottles and leftover joints. He smacked his head on the glass trying to get up, rolled out from under the table and found the Mrs snoring on the couch, passed out cold. He couldn't wake her.

    He tried to make breakfast, hungover, and burned the toast and dropped the eggs. The dogs loved that.

    Then, he trudged out to the workshop only to find THE ELVES WERE STILL ON STRIKE! Mrs Claus hadn't settled the labor dispute, so Santa spent the day groggily making toys.

    Finally Christmas eve night, Santa was done and loaded everything into his sack. He dragged it to the sleigh, and by golly he was feeling better! The bag felt lighter!

    He heaved it onto the sleigh and a cascade of toys flew out of a giant rip in the sack. He looked back and saw a trail of broken toys leading back to the workshop.

    Just then in a beautiful aura of light, and angel appeared and asked, "Where you would like the tree?"

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  • jo2hotbod

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    Dec 29, 2013 12:02 AM GMT
    ikilledcaptainplanet said
    meninlove said
    ikilledcaptainplanet saidslaves or "santa's helpers" have time to fall in love? they're being worked to death for the holidays, remember? if they didn't die over the past month, now that christmas time is over, he probably got them locked them back in their cages until next year. can imagine one of them is blowing on a harmonica with the icon_sad.gif face while getting outside his cell and a few others contemplating about escaping out of the dungeon or slave plantation known as "santa's workshop". i feel sorry for them. one reason why we all should stop celebrating christmas. it's slavery.


    I should tell you, seeing as how we live only a few blocks from Santa, that it's not like that. Here, this story about why the angel is always on top of the tree should help.

    Many years ago, Santa and the Mrs went on a binge the night before Christmas Eve. The next morning (Xmas eve) Santa woke up to find himself on the livingroom floor staring up through the glass coffee table at a litter of bottles and leftover joints. He smacked his head on the glass trying to get up, rolled out from under the table and found the Mrs snoring on the couch, passed out cold. He couldn't wake her.

    He tried to make breakfast, hungover, and burned the toast and dropped the eggs. The dogs loved that.

    Then, he trudged out to the workshop only to find THE ELVES WERE STILL ON STRIKE! Mrs Claus hadn't settled the labor dispute, so Santa spent the day groggily making toys.

    Finally Christmas eve night, Santa was done and loaded everything into his sack. He dragged it to the sleigh, and by golly he was feeling better! The bag felt lighter!

    He heaved it onto the sleigh and a cascade of toys flew out of a giant rip in the sack. He looked back and saw a trail of broken toys leading back to the workshop.

    Just then in a beautiful aura of light, and angel appeared and asked, "Where you would like the tree?"

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    icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif that's what he gets. santa is a lazy piece of shit.


    Dude the angel got it not Santa... In other words the angel hot the tree up her ass. The angel asked Santa where to put the Christmas tree.
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    Dec 29, 2013 8:06 AM GMT
    The elves don't care what anyone else thinks of them because they are not an oppressed group.
  • jo2hotbod

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    Dec 29, 2013 4:34 PM GMT
    I don't know about that, Santa's elves are making toys and treats all year long, the Keebler elves are endlessly making cookies and why would you think the Smurfs and Leprechaun's are an oppressed group? If anything the elves are the oppressed group forced into endless labor
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    Dec 29, 2013 4:47 PM GMT





    How about having sex with a merman?





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    Dec 29, 2013 5:48 PM GMT
    jo2hotbod saidI don't know about that, Santa's elves are making toys and treats all year long, the Keebler elves are endlessly making cookies and why would you think the Smurfs and Leprechaun's are an oppressed group? If anything the elves are the oppressed group forced into endless labor


    santa's and keebler elves have outsourced all that work. they're either in their ski lodge or up in the tree penthouse humping.
  • jo2hotbod

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    Dec 29, 2013 5:51 PM GMT
    "How about having sex with a merman?"

    Fish out of water wouldn't last



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    Dec 29, 2013 6:22 PM GMT
    jo2hotbod saidWhy won't the keebler elves date Santa's elves and why do both ignore the smurf's and leprechaun's?

    Elementary my dear Watson, elementary:

    We all know:

    Keebler elves are into packing fudge, says on the label. 'packed with more fudge'.

    Santa's elves play with doll. 'dolls that will talk and go for walk'. Ain't nobody got time for that!

    And as for the other two? As discussed on here numerous times, some elves just don't like elves of color! Just their preference, nothing personal I'm sure.
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    Dec 29, 2013 6:38 PM GMT
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    jo2hotbod saidWhy won't the keebler elves date Santa's elves and why do both ignore the smurf's and leprechaun's?

    Elementary my dear Watson, elementary:

    We all know:

    Keebler elves are into packing fudge, says on the label. 'packed with more fudge'.

    Santa's elves play with doll. 'dolls that will talk and go for walk'. Ain't nobody got time for that!

    And as for the other two? As discussed on here numerous times, some elves just don't like elves of color! Just their preference, nothing personal I'm sure.


    we've never discussed elves of color. furthermore, leprechauns aren't colored.
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    Dec 29, 2013 7:14 PM GMT
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    jo2hotbod saidWhy won't the keebler elves date Santa's elves and why do both ignore the smurf's and leprechaun's?

    Elementary my dear Watson, elementary:


    oh please! No elementary. Sherlock is back on 1st January icon_biggrin.gif
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    Dec 29, 2013 7:32 PM GMT
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  • Paperless_Pen

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    Dec 30, 2013 12:58 AM GMT
    What about trolls in the elven folklore?
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    Dec 30, 2013 1:08 AM GMT
    Paperless_Pen saidWhat about trolls in the elven folklore?

    They need a separate thread.
  • jo2hotbod

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    Jan 01, 2014 7:26 AM GMT
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    Paperless_Pen saidWhat about trolls in the elven folklore?

    They need a separate thread.


    There are enough trolls on this site already