Last Nights Fortune Cookie

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    Dec 11, 2008 6:50 PM GMT
    "You emerge victorious from the maze you've been traveling in."
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    Dec 11, 2008 6:54 PM GMT
    fail owned pwned pictures
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    Dec 11, 2008 7:01 PM GMT
    Fortune cookie messages are a lot of fun. It's a "tradition" for my date and I to crack the thing open and compare notes.......

    My last fortune cookie said:

    If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
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    Dec 11, 2008 8:41 PM GMT
    you always have to end the fortune with the phrase "....in bed!". Makes for a good laugh.
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    Dec 11, 2008 8:58 PM GMT
    wrkoutbud30 saidyou always have to end the fortune with the phrase "....in bed!". Makes for a good laugh.


    Oh that's awesome. And funny.
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    Dec 11, 2008 10:09 PM GMT
    no name -

    so have you been traveling in a maze?
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    Dec 11, 2008 10:35 PM GMT
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    Dec 11, 2008 11:52 PM GMT
    I used to add "...in bed" to the end of all my fortunes, too...until one day I got "Working with children gives you great satisfaction."

    I haven't eaten a fortune cookie since.
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    Dec 11, 2008 11:56 PM GMT
    NHJeepGuy23 said, "I used to add "...in bed" to the end of all my fortunes, too...until one day I got "Working with children gives you great satisfaction."

    I haven't eaten a fortune cookie since."



    Ah Ha! You're the one that stole Michael Jackson's fortune cookie!
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    Dec 17, 2008 8:32 AM GMT
    coolarmydude saidNHJeepGuy23 said, "I used to add "...in bed" to the end of all my fortunes, too...until one day I got "Working with children gives you great satisfaction."

    I haven't eaten a fortune cookie since."



    Ah Ha! You're the one that stole Michael Jackson's fortune cookie!


    Hey, he took the last spring roll!

    Figured he would have gone for the cream of sum yung...nah, too easy.
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    Dec 17, 2008 4:14 PM GMT
    Thanks guys, first thread in a while where I got a good laugh with every reply. And I do wanna try that "in bed" trick next time I go for Chinese food with friends. Here's a few cookie messages I found online, with "in bed" added:

    A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature in bed.

    A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection in bed.

    Don't forget, you are always on our minds in bed.

    Love is for the lucky and the brave in bed.

    If you would be loved, love and be lovable in bed.

    Love always and deeply in bed.

    Our first and last love...is self love in bed.

    You were born with the skill to communicate with people easily in bed.

    The first step to better times is to imagine them in bed.

    It doesn't matter. Who is without a flaw in bed?

    The secret of getting ahead is getting started in bed.

    Decide what you want and go for it in bed.

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    Dec 17, 2008 4:17 PM GMT
    "Your CURIOSITY will get you into some sticky situations" icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Dec 21, 2008 7:17 AM GMT
    Red_Vespa said
    The secret of getting ahead is giving head in bed.


    There...fixed icon_lol.gif

    Yeah, I'm 12...