Millions Flee Obamacare

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    Jan 01, 2014 9:31 PM GMT
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    Millions of Tea Party loyalists fled the United States in the early morning hours today, seeking what one of them called “the American dream of liberty from health care.”

    Harland Dorrinson, 47, a tire salesman from Lexington, Kentucky, packed up his family and whatever belongings he could fit into his Chevy Suburban just hours before the health-insurance exchanges opened, joining the Tea Party’s Freedom Caravan with one goal in mind: escape from Obamacare.

    “My father didn’t have health care and neither did my father’s father before him,” he said. “I’ll be damned if I’m going to let my children have it.”

    But after driving over ten hours to the Canadian border, Mr. Dorrinson was dismayed to learn that America’s northern neighbor had been in the iron grip of health care for decades.

    “The border guard was so calm when he told me, as if it was the most normal thing in the world,” he said. “It’s like he was brainwashed by health care.”

    Turning away from Canada, Mr. Dorrinson joined a procession of Tea Party cars heading south to Mexico, noting, “They may have drug cartels and narcoterrorism down there, but at least they’ve kept health care out.”

    Mr. Dorrinson was halfway to the southern border before he heard through the Tea Party grapevine that Mexico, too, has public health care, as do Great Britain, Japan, Turkey, Spain, Belgium, New Zealand, Slovenia, and dozens of other countries to which he had considered fleeing.

    Undaunted, Mr. Dorrinson said he had begun looking into additional countries, like Chad and North Korea, but he expressed astonishment at a world seemingly overrun by health care.

    “It turns out that the United States is one of the last countries on earth to get it,” he said. “It makes me proud to be an American.”
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    Jan 01, 2014 10:34 PM GMT
    Great parody but it's way too close to the truth.
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    Jan 02, 2014 7:32 PM GMT
    FitStriver saidGreat parody but it's way too close to the truth.


    Do you mean 'the truth', in that, most tea partiers are irrational fuckwits?
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    Jan 02, 2014 8:14 PM GMT


    LOL!
  • Selfie77

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    Jan 02, 2014 8:21 PM GMT
    And for the real life story, there were 48 million uninsured prior to Obamacare and now that the enrollment deadline has come and gone we still have those 48 million who remain uninsured. Seems that these are the real Obamacare refugees.

    * Actually it's 53 million uninsured now if you count the 5 million who had their policies cancelled by Obamacare and didn't sign up for a new plan.