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    Jan 02, 2014 8:04 PM GMT
    https://encyclopediadramatica.es/RealJock

    This site nailed it! icon_biggrin.gif...Sorry to the admin if this is an insult to you I know that you tried to make this the best website that you can.
  • Menergy_1

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    Jan 02, 2014 9:26 PM GMT
    I admit I spent time reading the 'pedia and laughing at the accurate jabs. Sharp satire!
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    Jan 02, 2014 9:45 PM GMT
    That's been around forever. It's not that funny unless you're in seventh grade and think cheap sarcasm is the height of humor.
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    Jan 02, 2014 9:50 PM GMT
    Aristoshark saidThat's been around forever. It's not that funny unless you're in seventh grade and think cheap sarcasm is the height of humor.

    Yep, years old. They even still include a post from me. Kinda flattering.
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    Jan 02, 2014 10:37 PM GMT
    I have never heard of this, so this is how one gets famous, Real Joke page should be updated, there are a lot more users under the 'exhibits' who should be recognized icon_redface.gif, icon_lol.gif

    https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:About

    Done in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopædia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals and other interesting happenings on the internets. The goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything on the internet, as well as an archive for online communities to document and reference deviant users.

    Sparked after several people were denied from posting to Wikipedia
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    Jan 03, 2014 1:14 AM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    scruffLA saidI have never heard of this, so this is how one gets famous, Real Joke page should be updated, there are a lot more users under the 'exhibits' who should be recognized icon_redface.gif, icon_lol.gif

    https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:About

    Done in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopædia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals and other interesting happenings on the internets. The goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything on the internet, as well as an archive for online communities to document and reference deviant users.

    Sparked after several people were denied from posting to Wikipedia


    How does one update that page? Is it like the wikipedia?

    Seems like it was updated recently. There's a mention of the shaving thread, and that's less than a week old.
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    Jan 03, 2014 2:28 AM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    So is the page itself self-authored or does one person write the entire encyclopediadramatica site?

    I haven't any idea.
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    Jan 03, 2014 4:11 AM GMT
    It's ED. Like its namesake...limp.
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    Jan 03, 2014 5:36 AM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    GAMRican saidIt's ED. Like its namesake...limp.


    Are you upset because YOU didn't make the cut?


    No question that if it's in reference to a gay site we need our token "cum dumpster"
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    Jan 03, 2014 6:22 AM GMT
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  • Beeftastic

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    Jan 03, 2014 6:52 AM GMT
    Art_deco, you should be proud. You have become 'an hero' in their eyes. This site was funny for about 5 minutes 10 years ago. It's surprising they can keep paying the hosting fees.

    I did like their characterization of me and my 'an hero-ness' though:

    Exhibit C.

    Exhibit C, whining about being forever alone and unable to get the 18-year-old jailbait he faps to at night.

    The bitter, resentful old man. Only athletic in his later years and unable to lose his beer gut, these old bears populate the forums and constantly whine about how harsh and oppressive things were when they were young, and about how they weren't able to come out until now. They use this as an excuse to upload horrifying shirtless and nude photos, and feel slighted when people don't show them as much e-love as the younger, more attractive members. Always liberal, these geriatrics will attack any viewpoint or politician they deem responsible for their time spent in the closet.
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    Jan 03, 2014 5:58 PM GMT
    While much of the ED entry is amusing satire, I am not sure what the author is seeking to achieve by the following comments:

    "RJ is a bit of a pedophile magnet"

    "Bestiality is a rather common fetish among RJ members."

    "RealJock is part of a series on Homosexual Deviants"

    Such statements are hardly biting wit and would probably be more at home on, say, the Westboro Baptist Church website.
  • Selfie77

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    Jan 03, 2014 9:36 PM GMT
    I see only 3 members that I know of from this site that are listed there: South Beach, Art Deco and Metta8. Are these other people mentioned still posting here, maybe under a differently named account?
  • Beeftastic

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    Jan 04, 2014 12:35 AM GMT
    Ex_Mil8 saidWhile much of the ED entry is amusing satire, I am not sure what the author is seeking to achieve by the following comments:

    "RJ is a bit of a pedophile magnet"

    "Bestiality is a rather common fetish among RJ members."

    "RealJock is part of a series on Homosexual Deviants"

    Such statements are hardly biting wit and would probably be more at home on, say, the Westboro Baptist Church website.


    ED says this about everybody. You are either a closet pedophile, into bestiality, a furry or a basement dweller. Or better yet some combination of all four. It's old and not funny, just like them.
  • TheSkyWasYell...

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    Jan 04, 2014 12:48 AM GMT
    Good news, everyone! As far as gay forums go, Realjock is millions of years more evolved than that Datalounge, invertebrate, gay e-sewer. Unlike Realjock, the Datalounge is filled with the vilest, most arrogant, utterly hate-filled, uptight, snobbiest, most ice-water-blooded, baby-temper-tantrum, humorless, bitchiest, entitled, sociopathic, hate-filled utter VERMIN of the gay community. Every Datalounge swaggering, sniveling little tin-gods-in-their-own minds are the absolute most Loathsome (with a capital L) subhuman garbage of the world's gay community and everyone on that website needs to die of the bubonic plague.
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    Jan 04, 2014 2:11 AM GMT
    Ex_Mil8 saidWhile much of the ED entry is amusing satire, I am not sure what the author is seeking to achieve by the following comments:

    "RJ is a bit of a pedophile magnet"

    "Bestiality is a rather common fetish among RJ members."

    "RealJock is part of a series on Homosexual Deviants"

    Such statements are hardly biting wit and would probably be more at home on, say, the Westboro Baptist Church website.



    Yeah, it does bring into the recent whole 'Duck' flap, freedom of speech thing, it does consider everything satire in a SNL variety kind of way, its creation was mid 90's?, way before PC was so dangerous and inflammatory itself, maybe it doesn't seem as funny anymore to some as times are very different now, I can see how these would be harmful statements, today.
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    Jan 04, 2014 3:12 AM GMT
    TheSkyWasYellow saidGood news, everyone! As far as gay forums go, Realjock is millions of years more evolved than that Datalounge, invertebrate, gay e-sewer. Unlike Realjock, the Datalounge is filled with the vilest, most arrogant, utterly hate-filled, uptight, snobbiest, most ice-water-blooded, baby-temper-tantrum, humorless, bitchiest, entitled, sociopathic, hate-filled utter VERMIN of the gay community. Every Datalounge swaggering, sniveling little tin-gods-in-their-own minds are the absolute most Loathsome (with a capital L) subhuman garbage of the world's gay community and everyone on that website needs to die of the bubonic plague.

    You're going to get an ulcer if you keep holding it all in like that.
  • conservativej...

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    Jan 05, 2014 7:44 PM GMT
    Pretty damn good actually. One reason RJ will forever remain a pimple on the ass of humanity. icon_redface.gif
  • creature

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    Jan 05, 2014 7:49 PM GMT
    The so-called review is only coming from 1 website. Its contents were likely written by RealJock member Incendiary who has desperately tried to pimp out that page on this forum so we can pay attention to his work.
  • creature

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    Jan 05, 2014 9:12 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 said
    creature saidThe so-called review is only coming from 1 website. Its contents were likely written by RealJock member Incendiary who has desperately tried to pimp out that page on this forum so we can pay attention to his work.


    So what? blah blah blah


    My thought exactly.