Lube is the next Windex!

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    Dec 12, 2008 1:00 AM GMT
    So, the other day i went to use the restroom, and i noticed the door was creaking. I searched the house and coudnt find any WD-40, Then it struck me, i could just use my lube. I put two drops on each hinge, and its like new. I was so excited, i went and lubed up my car door.I also found out you can use it on your electric shaver. I added a couple drops, and it slid over my skin so nice. Can you think of any uses besides the obvious? Maybe you can use it as a substitute for shortning in that semen cookbook thats on the net. icon_smile.gif

    Jason
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    Dec 12, 2008 1:41 AM GMT
    unfortunately, being water based, it wont last long and then it'll get tacky, then it'll dry and be not so good anymore.
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    Dec 12, 2008 2:33 AM GMT


    Psst! (stage whisper) - a lot of them are silicone based now...

    http://www.comeasyouare.com/index.cfm?fa=caya.Page&L=Info&P=How_To_Choose_a_Lube
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    Dec 12, 2008 3:12 AM GMT
    I just found out that crisco makes an excellent pie crust.
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    Dec 12, 2008 3:15 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI just found out that crisco makes an excellent pie crust.


    That was cute! It made me smile for the first time today...thanks.
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    Dec 12, 2008 6:14 AM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI just found out that crisco makes an excellent pie crust.


    Brilliant!

    A friend in college had a closeted (and effed up) Mormon roommate who stole my friend's car and took off one day. He was arrested in Minnesota, if I remember correctly. Anyway, my friend had to clean up the guy's room, which was a disaster. He found a big can of Crisco in it with many "canyons" of finger swipes in it. I don't think my friend has been able to cook anything with Crisco since. Which isn't a bad thing...
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    Dec 12, 2008 8:28 AM GMT
    When I lived in LA I used to have two older friends who moved from Chicago to Palm Springs.

    They told the story of living in a high-rise tower on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. One day the psychologist of the pair received an hysterical call from their housekeeper.

    She had been doing the wash in the buildings communal laundry room when she smelled something baking. Before she new what was happening the bedsheets she had put in the clothes drier went up in flames and the building superintendant and the CFD had to put out the fire.

    The perils of urban living are manifold.
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    Dec 12, 2008 12:45 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI just found out that crisco makes an excellent pie crust.


    LMAO! Brilliant!
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    Dec 12, 2008 2:47 PM GMT
    ursamajor saidWhen I lived in LA I used to have two older friends who moved from Chicago to Palm Springs.

    They told the story of living in a high-rise tower on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. One day the psychologist of the pair received an hysterical call from their housekeeper.

    She had been doing the wash in the buildings communal laundry room when she smelled something baking. Before she new what was happening the bedsheets she had put in the clothes drier went up in flames and the building superintendant and the CFD had to put out the fire.

    The perils of urban living are manifold.


    Puzzled... she put the bedsheets in the dryer AFTER washing them, I presume, and they caught fire because there was something flammable still on them? Like some kind of lube?
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    Dec 12, 2008 8:51 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI just found out that crisco makes an excellent pie crust.


    LOL
    u make me laugh out loud...


    and what a visual icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 12, 2008 9:25 PM GMT
    Yes, I used some (silicone based) to clean up some o-rings in the hubs of my truck, and also in a gas chromatograph, when I was stuck without spares.
    I don't think it would be very good on windows, however.
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    Dec 12, 2008 11:00 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI just found out that crisco makes an excellent pie crust.

    Indeed it will, however, butter will still produce the best flavor and colour, crisco being a hydrogenated fat (ie, shortening as you guys call it) will produce a nice flake, but, you can get just as good a results from butter with a little bit of care and good methods.
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    Dec 12, 2008 11:04 PM GMT
    But is it "condom safe?"
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    Dec 12, 2008 11:09 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidI just found out that crisco makes an excellent pie crust.


    Crisco frozen balls too!!! icon_lol.gif
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    Dec 12, 2008 11:13 PM GMT
    spacinjasin saidSo, the other day i went to use the restroom, and i noticed the door was creaking. I searched the house and coudnt find any WD-40, Then it struck me, i could just use my lube. I put two drops on each hinge, and its like new. I was so excited, i went and lubed up my car door.I also found out you can use it on your electric shaver. I added a couple drops, and it slid over my skin so nice. Can you think of any uses besides the obvious? Maybe you can use it as a substitute for shortning in that semen cookbook thats on the net. icon_smile.gif

    Jason


    RMAO!!! thanks for making my weekend. Im getting cramps from laughing so hard. Hey, you have great imagination! Who would of thought of it and then move to using it as a cream shaver. Hillarious icon_biggrin.gif.


    You right, lube is the next windex (you clean as you lube and end result a squeaky clean man hole)
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    Dec 12, 2008 11:15 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidBut is it "condom safe?"

    ummm... I'm not so sure a penis is involved if crisco is... icon_twisted.gif
    To be safe, i would say no.
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    Dec 12, 2008 11:24 PM GMT
    mindgarden saidBut is it "condom safe?"


    It is not. So it should only be used fore barebaking.
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    Dec 13, 2008 12:45 AM GMT
    Dammit! I meant to say "But is it condiment safe?"

    Ah, so slow of wit.