How to get a Boyfriend

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    Jan 04, 2014 12:07 AM GMT
    For all us single guys who are looking, here's a simple guide.
    (We need more children's books like this.)
    [url]http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Boyfriend-(for-Guys)[/url]
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  • MikeW

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    Jan 04, 2014 1:09 AM GMT
    JohnSpotter saidFor all us single guys who are looking, here's a simple guide.
    (We need more children's books like this.)
    http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Boyfriend-(for-Guys)
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    Fixed.
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    Jan 04, 2014 2:02 AM GMT
    So having a 3 way, doing a line of coke with them, and then spending the next few weeks playing phone tag is not how you get a man?

    Someone's been lying to me!!!!icon_sad.gif
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    Jan 04, 2014 2:29 AM GMT
    I'm too scared to do any of that, lol. I never want to come off as being too pushy.
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    Jan 04, 2014 2:46 AM GMT
    Awwwwwwwwww.....

    Such Bullshit!!! icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 04, 2014 2:51 AM GMT
    LOL... not too hard to tell who the TOP was in that cartoon.
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    Jan 04, 2014 2:56 AM GMT
    It appeared to be an inter-racial couple, so that's a plus. Right?icon_biggrin.gif
  • PR_GMR

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    Jan 04, 2014 3:02 AM GMT
    flguy57 saidIt appeared to be an inter-racial couple, so that's a plus. Right?icon_biggrin.gif


    It must be a cartoon.... 'cause after all is a black guy who can get a white guy!

    (Bu-dump!)

    Oh not.. It's 'Sexual Racism'.. Pt III! The horror!!
  • PR_GMR

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    Jan 04, 2014 4:24 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidHe is not black. He has a tan.


    He's mulatto.. Copperdevil's favorite word. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 04, 2014 5:16 AM GMT
    EternalOp saidSuch an unrealistic / fairy tale way if portraying it lol

    We all know how it starts with the slutty hookup and ends with the breakup shortly after in most cases icon_smile.gif

    What on earth happened to you to make you so bitter?
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    Jan 04, 2014 5:20 AM GMT
    I'm just going watch Disney like all the gay lil boys and wish for his prince to cum....

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  • MikeW

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    Jan 04, 2014 5:21 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidHe is not black. He has a tan.

    In any case, he's racially indeterminate. But did one of them *have* to be white? icon_evil.gif
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    Jan 04, 2014 1:28 PM GMT
    The funny thing is, I've been doing everything these articles suggest for years and I'm getting nowhere.
    [url]http://m.wikihow.com/Get-a-Man-(for-Gay-Men)[/url]
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    (Mike, you'll have to fix this one for me too. I don't know why it won't work for me. Thanks.)
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    Jan 04, 2014 1:31 PM GMT
    One last children's book.
    http://m.wikihow.com/Know-if-You-Are-Gay
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    Jan 04, 2014 6:38 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidLOL... not too hard to tell who the TOP was in that cartoon.



    Red shirt guy is the top, definitely! And blue shirt guy is going to make a sweet little bottom - with red shirt guy helping him to become a verbal little power bottom when he gets some experience under his belt.
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    Jan 04, 2014 6:40 PM GMT
    Jockbod48 said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidLOL... not too hard to tell who the TOP was in that cartoon.



    Red shirt guy is the top, definitely! And blue shirt guy is going to make a sweet little bottom - with red shirt guy helping him to become a verbal little power bottom when he gets some experience under his belt.
    Spanking Jockbod48's rear end when he has his black speedo onicon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 04, 2014 6:44 PM GMT
    Today, at the gym, a guy who I worked in with once two weeks ago came up to me in the locker room and yelled "Well there you are. I *thought* that was you."
    It took me in a few seconds to even remember who he was. Well, since he was reasonably good looking and I'm reasonably gay, I acted like all this excitement over someone he didn't know was perfectly normal.
    He's either gay or mentally challenged, too soon to tell yet.
    I hope I see him tomorrow.
    I guess reading these articles really helped... maybe.
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    Jan 04, 2014 8:24 PM GMT
    ^I'll ask for his phone number if I see him.
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    Jan 04, 2014 8:28 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidSo having a 3 way, doing a line of coke with them, and then spending the next few weeks playing phone tag is not how you get a man?

    Someone's been lying to me!!!!icon_sad.gif


    Don't do drugs boo it will age you.
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    Jan 04, 2014 9:29 PM GMT
    AnOriginal said
    jmusmc85 saidSo having a 3 way, doing a line of coke with them, and then spending the next few weeks playing phone tag is not how you get a man?

    Someone's been lying to me!!!!icon_sad.gif


    Don't do drugs boo it will age you.


    Have you seen me in person? I don't have that problem...icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 04, 2014 10:55 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    Have you seen me in person? I don't have that problem...icon_biggrin.gif

    You that old already?
  • roadbikeRob

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    Jan 05, 2014 5:26 PM GMT
    AnOriginal said
    jmusmc85 saidSo having a 3 way, doing a line of coke with them, and then spending the next few weeks playing phone tag is not how you get a man?

    Someone's been lying to me!!!!icon_sad.gif


    Don't do drugs boo it will age you.
    Too late, he has already done them and he is falling apart.