Restaurant Etiquette

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    Jan 06, 2014 12:21 AM GMT
    When you discreetly pick your nose at the table, do you fold the booger into a napkin, sneak it under the table and paste in under the tabletop, or something even more disgusting? Would it make a difference if you were dining with your partner, a date, a friend, or family?
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    Jan 06, 2014 12:22 AM GMT
    Flick it at a nearby table of course. Preferably one with some old women at it.
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    Jan 06, 2014 12:24 AM GMT
    What you should do is stop being childish and gross, go into the kitchen and dump arsenic into the biggest stock pot you can find. Ain't nobody got time to play dumb games when there's a whole restaurant to kill.
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    Jan 06, 2014 12:24 AM GMT
    Say you found it in your food and get your meal for free.
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    Jan 06, 2014 12:27 AM GMT
    OMG this is shocking. You go to the the restroom and blow your nose. Save picking your nose for when you are stranded in a cave somewhere.
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    Jan 06, 2014 12:29 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidI was in table etiquette training for my firm. And someone asked, when is it appropriate to take your pills at a business dinner table, and the answer was never!


    But if I don't take my pills the voices will tell me to stab someone with a fork icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 12:29 AM GMT
    Ohno saidFlick it at a nearby table of course. Preferably one with some old women at it.


    Why an old woman and not a republican? If someone did that to my Grandma when she was alive there would be hell to pay.
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    Jan 06, 2014 12:34 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidI was in table etiquette training for my firm. And someone asked, when is it appropriate to take your pills at a business dinner table, and the answer was never!


    The polite thing is to go into shock obviously. Only inbreds would show weakness by taking pills in front of their guests.
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    Jan 06, 2014 12:48 AM GMT
    Adozark said
    woodsmen saidI was in table etiquette training for my firm. And someone asked, when is it appropriate to take your pills at a business dinner table, and the answer was never!


    The polite thing is to go into shock obviously. Only inbreds would show weakness by taking pills in front of their guests.


    Isn't that what an altoids container is for haha -- I saw it in an episode of Gilmore Girls; well actually it was mentioned.
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    Jan 06, 2014 1:04 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidHere is another question. IF you took a bite of something, but it is not right. What do you do at the table?


    IDC what your business etiquette said that is discreetly going in a napkin -- when no one is looking. I need to know what I am swallowing. I don't care if I have to slip away to the restroom and spit it out.
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    Jan 06, 2014 1:07 AM GMT
    smear it onto a child running by
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    Jan 06, 2014 1:07 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidHere is another question. IF you took a bite of something, but it is not right. What do you do at the table?


    Spit it into a nearby handbag.
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    Jan 06, 2014 1:09 AM GMT
    Omg. Did Sharky's account got hacked by sperm?
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    Jan 06, 2014 1:11 AM GMT
    xrichx saidOmg. Did Sharky's account got hacked by sperm?


    It's the gremlin sperm! icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 1:18 AM GMT
    Timbales saidsmear it onto a child running by
    I'd probably blow my lifeguard whistle and tell him to stop running.
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    Jan 06, 2014 2:57 AM GMT
    You're at your sexiest with your booger and phlegm threads, Jeff. icon_wink.gif

    As for your question, it really depends on the venue. At high tea at The Plaza's Palm Court, for example, the lace doilies come in handy but given their design you have to be deft lest you smear the booger through the netting. At Arbys I find a ladylike flourish 'n flick into the horsey sauce with the little finger most appropriate.
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    Jan 06, 2014 3:44 AM GMT
    woodsmen saidHere is another question. You are sitting in a round dining table. Which glass of water do you reach?


    Did you go for Pretty Woman training? So cute ^_^ haha

    And boogers and food in handbags just NO, NO, NO! My cousins ratted me out, now that we are older. When we played teacher I used to hit the desk with a ruler -- they embellished and said I would hit them, but I did no such thing. I'd make them sit in a corner and take away their free time lmao. I don't believe in physical punishment as a discipline for children.
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    Jan 06, 2014 3:45 AM GMT
    eagermuscle saidYou're at your sexiest with your booger and phlegm threads, Jeff. icon_wink.gif

    As for your question, it really depends on the venue. At high tea at The Plaza's Palm Court, for example, the lace doilies come in handy but given their design you have to be deft lest you smear the booger through the netting. At Arbys I find a ladylike flourish 'n flick into the horsey sauce with the little finger most appropriate.


    Vomit -- I thought most gay guys were anally clean.