The JMUSMC85 Thread!!!

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    Jan 06, 2014 6:02 AM GMT
    Hey guys!!!!icon_biggrin.gif

    I figured I've talked enough about myself on here, I might as well make my own thread chronicling my misadventures in life, love, and sex for 2014!icon_lol.gif

    I realized I was a hot mess today when I drove 4 blocks to work. But after spending my first few days of 2014 hungover, homeless, hungry, horny and rejected from the Eurotrash man of my dreams, I will officially being my 2014 tomorrow!!!!

    The apartment I was supposed to be renting fell through on New Years Eve, so I was left miserable and homeless for the next few days. Luckily, some of my friends offered me their place in SoBe to stay for a few days. I ended up having a great time for New Years at Score, though I ended up making out with a guy who fits ...less than my standards. I was drunk, horny, and he....was a man. So I locked lips with him and then he took me home. I remember going off on a tangent through the streets of South Beach about how I hated all men in Miami and how I only wanted to "make him happy". Luckily, he had enough sense to just to make sure I made it home safe since at that point I was so wasted I would have fucked a donkey in an alley. icon_lol.gif

    I woke up MISERABLE the next day, even spending the morning vomiting my yogurt at Starbucks. icon_redface.gif

    I met a friend at the beach hungover as hell and slowly regained my composure while we judged everyone and caught up on who's fucking who in South Beach. This being SoBe, as we were leaving the beach around 4 pm, we saw the true SoBe party boys finally leaving the club. In Miami, some circuit parties don't being till 5-6am and can go on till the mid afternoon. If you guys think I'm a mess (which I am), these boys make me look like Mr. Rogers. Though they were all methed out so they had a little help staying up that late.

    I was also kinda bummed since my advances to Mr. X were ignored. I kinda got the hint that maybe he is seeing someone else. I really thought we had a connection, but I guess it was all in my head. I have a gut feeling that I will see him again eventually, but it will be under his terms. And since I'm dickmatized, I will be there in a heartbeat. icon_redface.gif

    I thought about revealing his identity here, but out of respect to him and the possibility that I may see him again, I'll leave that to a select few. icon_cool.gif

    So I'm finally moved into my new place, and now of my 2 roomies is black!!!!icon_eek.gif Luckily, I have a lock on my door!!! I kid, I kid!!!!icon_lol.gif


    That's it for now!!!!
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    Jan 06, 2014 6:07 AM GMT
    I approve of two of the muscle daddies that tapped his ass. But Mr X is kinda meh, to be honest.
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    Jan 06, 2014 6:10 AM GMT
    xrichx saidI approve of two of the muscle daddies that tapped his ass. But Mr X is kinda meh, to be honest.
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    Muscle daddies are guys I fuck, but not really marriage material.

    Mr. X is totally marriage material. He's a style icon!!! What's not to like?


    Perhaps you just saw certain old pictures, but I find his look very....regal. More rugged and handsome as opposed to roided out.

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    Jan 06, 2014 6:15 AM GMT
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    xrichx saidI approve of two of the muscle daddies that tapped his ass. But Mr X is kinda meh, to be honest.
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    Muscle daddies are guys I fuck, but not really marriage material.

    Mr. X is totally marriage material. He's a style icon!!! What's not to like?


    Perhaps you just saw certain old pictures, but I find his look very....regal. More rugged and handsome as opposed to roided out.

    He doesn't seem like marriage material now, right? Otherwise, you'd be crashing at his pad instead of a car. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 6:16 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    I thought about revealing his identity here, but out of respect to him and the possibility that I may see him again, I'll leave that to a select few. icon_cool.gif



    The important thing is we don't care icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 6:16 AM GMT
    xrichx said
    jmusmc85 said
    xrichx saidI approve of two of the muscle daddies that tapped his ass. But Mr X is kinda meh, to be honest.
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    Muscle daddies are guys I fuck, but not really marriage material.

    Mr. X is totally marriage material. He's a style icon!!! What's not to like?


    Perhaps you just saw certain old pictures, but I find his look very....regal. More rugged and handsome as opposed to roided out.

    He doesn't seem like marriage material now, right? Otherwise, you'd be crashing at his pad instead of a car. icon_biggrin.gif


    Nigga, I didn't sleep in my car!!!icon_mad.gif

    And yeah...well...what can I do?

    For once, my charm and bottoming skills didn't work in getting the man....but it's not over yet!!!!icon_mad.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 6:17 AM GMT
    Matiz said
    jmusmc85 said
    I thought about revealing his identity here, but out of respect to him and the possibility that I may see him again, I'll leave that to a select few. icon_cool.gif



    The important thing is we don't care icon_biggrin.gif


    So mean. icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 6:19 AM GMT
    http://psymed.info/default.aspx?m=Test&id=82&l=3

    Fill this in, let me know what you score. I wonder...

    lousy test ofc, but you get it icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 6:21 AM GMT

    maybe you should start your own romance novel


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    and load it to Kindle icon_lol.gif


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    Jan 06, 2014 6:22 AM GMT
    Daelin saidhttp://psymed.info/default.aspx?m=Test&id=82&l=3

    Fill this in, let me know what you score. I wonder...

    lousy test ofc, but you get it icon_razz.gif


    It was very heteronormative...icon_neutral.gif
  • Nayro

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    Jan 06, 2014 6:30 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    Daelin saidhttp://psymed.info/default.aspx?m=Test&id=82&l=3

    Fill this in, let me know what you score. I wonder...

    lousy test ofc, but you get it icon_razz.gif


    It was very heteronormative...icon_neutral.gif


    yes. But I am sure you are able to bend the questions in your head to make them applicable to you. Even though it's a bad test. Tell me your score ;O
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    Jan 06, 2014 6:32 AM GMT
    Daelin said
    jmusmc85 said
    Daelin saidhttp://psymed.info/default.aspx?m=Test&id=82&l=3

    Fill this in, let me know what you score. I wonder...

    lousy test ofc, but you get it icon_razz.gif


    It was very heteronormative...icon_neutral.gif


    yes. But I am sure you are able to bend the questions in your head to make them applicable to you. Even though it's a bad test. Tell me your score ;O


    17. I have no personality disorder. icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 6:43 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    Nigga, I didn't sleep in my car!!!icon_mad.gif

    And yeah...well...what can I do?

    For once, my charm and bottoming skills didn't work in getting the man....but it's not over yet!!!!icon_mad.gif
    No worries. I'm sure there are other victims you can target. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 7:30 AM GMT
    i read this while I was taking a massive dump.


    I christened the poop "Jonny" then flushed it away :'(
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    Jan 06, 2014 8:04 AM GMT
    fable saidi read this while I was taking a massive dump.


    I christened the poop "Jonny" then flushed it away :'(


    I thought you were my nigga?icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 06, 2014 9:14 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
    fable saidi read this while I was taking a massive dump.


    I christened the poop "Jonny" then flushed it away :'(


    I thought you were my nigga?icon_cry.gif



    bitch you ganged up with cueball - of all people - on me!
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    Jan 06, 2014 9:14 AM GMT
    fable said
    jmusmc85 said
    fable saidi read this while I was taking a massive dump.


    I christened the poop "Jonny" then flushed it away :'(


    I thought you were my nigga?icon_cry.gif



    bitch you ganged up with cueball - of all people - on me!


    I did what with what?icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 09, 2014 3:20 AM GMT
    Oh.Em.Gee.

    Talk about major Real Housewives style drama.

    So you may or may not have heard that I had a best friend last year but slowly but shirley we stopped hanging out less and less because he got a boyfriend.

    Well, ever since Halloween his bf has been throwing me major shade everytime I see him out and about. I really didn't understand the purpose of this other than this is South Beach and he's a gay man. On New Years he didn't even acknowledge my existence while our group of friends were all having a good time. I shrugged it off and continued with my life.

    So today I see them both at my $79 a month gym. We ignore each other as usual until he interupts my gym cruising session by telling me "we need to talk"
    I roll my eyes icon_rolleyes.gif and agree to have a conversation.


    Apparently, while in one of my drunken stupors on Halloween I tried to kiss my best friend on the lips. Now, this is all news to me. But knowing me let's just say even though I may not be the classiest of ladies, homewrecking is not in my business. He then went on to try and school me in no such terms about how I should act around his bf. He even went on to say "This may how you act around other guys, but I will not allow you to behave this way with mine" The 21 year old me would have cursed him out and told him to fuck off, but approaching my 30's, I decided to take the high road and apologize for what I may or may not have done. This was all in full view of some of our mutual friends and some of my former tricks. I was secretly livid inside.

    In the end, we gave each other a fake hug and kiss and went on our merry ways. TBH, I may like to give some of you idiots on here some tough love, but IRL I'm a reasonable and level headed guy. This is too much for little ole me.

    And to top it off I squirted a bunch of ranch dressing in my mouth to sooth my sorrows.

    My birthday dinner is this weekend. I hope this conversation doesn't come up because there maybe some table flipping if alcohol is involved.....icon_twisted.gif

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    Jan 09, 2014 3:37 AM GMT
    I'm still a little confused about how much you pay for your gym each month. $7.90? $790.00? Can't figure it out.
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    Jan 09, 2014 3:38 AM GMT
    Aristoshark saidI'm still a little confused about how much you pay for your gym each month. $7.90? $790.00? Can't figure it out.


    $79 USD!!!!icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 09, 2014 3:41 AM GMT
    I applaud your self-control, seriously. I'm afraid I would personally have gone for the "who the fuck do you think you are?" approach. But I'm a cantankerous old coot.
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    Aristoshark saidI applaud your self-control, seriously. I'm afraid I would personally have gone for the "who the fuck do you think you are?" approach. But I'm a cantankerous old coot.


    My heart was actually racing! I was like, "Do you really think I'm trying to get in between ya'll?"

    I think I handled myself very well considering he picked the worse place in the world to have this conversation about his own insecurities he has about his man.

    Now the question, do I include him in future social events or leave him out all together of my life?
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    Jan 09, 2014 3:50 AM GMT
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    Aristoshark saidI applaud your self-control, seriously. I'm afraid I would personally have gone for the "who the fuck do you think you are?" approach. But I'm a cantankerous old coot.


    My heart was actually racing! I was like, "Do you really think I'm trying to get in between ya'll?"

    I think I handled myself very well considering he picked the worse place in the world to have this conversation about his own insecurities he has about his man.

    Now the question, do I include him in future social events or leave him out all together of my life?

    Well, he's been pretty fucking rude to you, why would you want to be around him at all anymore?
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    Jan 09, 2014 3:56 AM GMT
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    Aristoshark saidI applaud your self-control, seriously. I'm afraid I would personally have gone for the "who the fuck do you think you are?" approach. But I'm a cantankerous old coot.


    My heart was actually racing! I was like, "Do you really think I'm trying to get in between ya'll?"

    I think I handled myself very well considering he picked the worse place in the world to have this conversation about his own insecurities he has about his man.

    Now the question, do I include him in future social events or leave him out all together of my life?

    Well, he's been pretty fucking rude to you, why would you want to be around him at all anymore?


    Honestly, I'm a people pleaser. I don't mind seeing other people's drama, but want none of my own.

    I know I will always see him around the scene even if they do break up, and I don't want to make any enemies....
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    Jan 09, 2014 3:56 AM GMT
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    Aristoshark saidI applaud your self-control, seriously. I'm afraid I would personally have gone for the "who the fuck do you think you are?" approach. But I'm a cantankerous old coot.


    My heart was actually racing! I was like, "Do you really think I'm trying to get in between ya'll?"

    I think I handled myself very well considering he picked the worse place in the world to have this conversation about his own insecurities he has about his man.

    Now the question, do I include him in future social events or leave him out all together of my life?

    Well, he's been pretty fucking rude to you, why would you want to be around him at all anymore?


    Because jmusmc is a rude cokewhore himself and birds if a feather flock together ?