boy & his dad

  • BmwKid92

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    Jan 07, 2014 4:10 AM GMT
    Kid walks in on his dad puffin on a cigar and says "oh, hey dad, can i try that" the dad looks at him and says "well idk, does your dick touch your ass" kid replies, "no" and so that dad says "well, then no you cant"

    Day 2: Kid walks in on his dad drinkin a beer and says "Dad may i have a sip? ... please" dad looks at him sternly, and says, "well i asked you yesterday, does your dick touch your ass??" the kid looked at him disappointed and said " Dad c'mon you asked yesterday and i check incase, but to answer you, NO it does not" dad chuckled and replied " Hah, well no then"

    Christmas Day: The dad walks into the boys room and noticed him eating Christmas cookies, Jolly he says " What! let me get some son" the son grinned and said " does your dick touch your ass" the dad in disbelief looked at him and said " fine i see, Acually it does" the son then said " Well then go FUCK YOURSELF" = )

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    Jan 07, 2014 4:14 AM GMT
    Holding out for the boy & his dog version.