F*ck you, Penguin

  • Timbales

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    Dec 12, 2008 7:44 PM GMT
    a site to for people who don't find animals cute.

    here's an example:

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    You little fucker, you think you can just fucking waltz into our lives like nothing ever happened, but I know your kind, Squirrel. I turn my back for one second and you are causing power outages and breaking the noses of Finnish opera singers. So just go back to being hunched over nibbling on an acorn in my backyard, because you can stand there waiting for an invitation to my Christmas party all you want, IT'S NOT GOING TO COME. You may have found my weakness for animals that stand on two legs, but I'm smarter than you, Squirrel. And I will defeat you.

    http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

  • coolarmydude

    Posts: 9190

    Dec 13, 2008 1:36 AM GMT
    Good golly, GOOSE!!!!
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    How dare you attack Fabio. The face of all faces!!!!! I can't stand hearing you honk over my house with your fly-bys!!! How dare you exist and attack the most handsome face ever created. We will never enjoy that face of Fabio again.

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    FABIO!!!!!!

    IL SUO FACCIO!!!!!!!



    WHY?????????


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    Arrivaderce, Goose.


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    Dec 13, 2008 7:00 PM GMT
    This animal isn't cute, but it's awesome. icon_biggrin.gif I've loved nature for a long time now, but it still never ceases to amaze me. In a world that's been blanketed with human settlements, there are still startling surprises when new species are discovered. icon_razz.gif

    Here's one that had me oohing:

    Alien-like Squid With "Elbows" Filmed at Drilling Site
    by Kelly Hearn, National Geographic News

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    The Magnapinna ("Big fin") genus, this squid was captured in a video from a Shell oil company Remotely Operated Vehicle(ROV). Lord... it's creepy. icon_biggrin.gif Reminds you of the Independence Day aliens, don't it? The most peculiar feature are the 'elbows' which probably prevents the long trailing tentacles from tangling up with each other. They have been known to biologists before, but mostly as juveniles and washed-up dead specimens.

    They are also far from tiny... they range from 5 to 23 feet in length!

    Click the link to see a video of it alive. icon_biggrin.gif Really fascinating.
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    Dec 13, 2008 9:35 PM GMT
    Timberoo saida site to for people who don't find animals cute.

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    What is going on inside those cheeks, Chipmunk? I know you've got something in there, because I KNOW you aren't doing a Marlon Brando impression. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MARLON BRANDO IS BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING CHIPMUNK. And close your mouth while you are eating, no one wants to see your chewed up whatever. Jesus Christ, Chipmunk. Manners.

    But we miss our little chipmuck, Timberoo! ... icon_wink.gif
  • coolarmydude

    Posts: 9190

    Dec 13, 2008 9:41 PM GMT
    Caslon8000 said, "What is going on inside those cheeks, Chipmunk? I know you've got something in there, because I KNOW you aren't doing a Marlon Brando impression. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO MARLON BRANDO IS BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING CHIPMUNK. And close your mouth while you are eating, no one wants to see your chewed up whatever. Jesus Christ, Chipmunk. Manners.

    But we miss our little chipmuck, Timberoo! ... "


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    Hey! I resent that!
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    Dec 13, 2008 10:12 PM GMT
    Reindeer are cute but can be vicious .. You talking to me? Have a merry freakin Christmas!

  • auryn

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    Dec 13, 2008 10:43 PM GMT
    You should check out "Cute with Chris" on youtube or go to www.cutewithchris.com. You'll see stuff like: