So you jerked off...what do you do with the mess?

  • Apparition

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    Jan 09, 2014 10:11 PM GMT
    So you jerked off...what do you do with the mess?



    Tissue, old socks, eat it, shower, his and his embroidered facecloths on the towelrack on the headboard, dedicated cum quilt, the curtains, where does it go? How often does that item get replaced fresh or does your room smell like cum.
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    Jan 09, 2014 11:01 PM GMT
    Currently a combination of old sock and underwear. Prior to that I was using an old A-shirt that became gold yellow from my cum stains. Started cringing me out, so I burnt it.
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    Jan 09, 2014 11:07 PM GMT
    Sewer babies. Whatever rises from the black pits to take over the planet will be my progeny.

    When I was a kid, I had an old pair of BVDs I used as a cum rag. Years later, like 20 years, I found them still in the back of the closet. Stiff like cardboard. Ew.
  • kinkydv8

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    Jan 10, 2014 12:02 AM GMT
    I usually like shoot my load up at an angle to see how high I my cum will go, then let it land on my stomach or chest and when I'm done I smell it and lick whatever I can off my hand.icon_redface.gif
  • RGW94

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    Jan 10, 2014 12:05 AM GMT
    Whatever I can find. Mostly boxers.
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    Jan 10, 2014 2:55 AM GMT
    I flick it on the ceiling. It's an old house with that textured popcorn ceiling so nobody notices.
  • Timbales

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    Jan 10, 2014 2:58 AM GMT
    I collect it in empty baby food jars and label by date, time and what I was fantasizing about when I was doing it.
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    Jan 10, 2014 4:04 AM GMT
    Gently apply under the eyes in an upward, outward motion towards the corners until fully worked into the skin. Apply remaining amounts to any "problem areas" where wrinkles tend to form such as the forehead, corners of the mouth, and the neck. Again, work into the skin until no longer visible.
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    Jan 10, 2014 6:03 AM GMT
    I FUCK MYSELF WITH IT.

    THAT'S WHAT YOU KINKY FUCKERS
    WANT ME TO SAY RIGHT?

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    Jan 10, 2014 6:26 AM GMT
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    right now, a blue surgical Huck towel from a previous hospital stay, small but effective, washable icon_razz.gif

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    Jan 10, 2014 6:35 AM GMT
    Eat it?icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 10, 2014 6:46 AM GMT
    Hahaha, cool!

    I usually jizz on my chest then clean it off with a towel or face cloth which goes into the washing bin immediately after... I have eaten it too though.icon_cool.gif

    Whilst camping I cum in a bush or on the ground and lick the remains of my hand or wipe it on the back of my pants.icon_twisted.gif

    I drive a lot for my job and then I find government issued condoms come in handy (hehe - no pun intended)- cause they're free. I shoot a big load every time and it tends to go all over the place so for driving the condom contains it nicely - then slip off the condom and put it in the garbage bag for disposal at the next rest stop... I have however simply chucked it out the window but I felt guilty about the environmental issue.icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 10, 2014 7:01 AM GMT
    I use a towel/cloth to wipe it off! Then throw it into the dirty laundry basket! icon_biggrin.gif

  • Jan 10, 2014 1:01 PM GMT
    If I jerk off at work, I lick it off but if I cum too much, I'll need to wash it off. Usually just lick it off. lol
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    Jan 10, 2014 6:04 PM GMT
    I fancy paper towel .
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    Jan 10, 2014 6:12 PM GMT
    GAMRican saidGently apply under the eyes in an upward, outward motion towards the corners until fully worked into the skin. Apply remaining amounts to any "problem areas" where wrinkles tend to form such as the forehead, corners of the mouth, and the neck. Again, work into the skin until no longer visible.


    hahahahah!
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    Jan 10, 2014 7:59 PM GMT
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    Jan 12, 2014 8:45 PM GMT
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    Field trip to the University of Michigan anyone??
  • kiwi_nomad

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    Jan 13, 2014 7:40 PM GMT
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  • lgg5819

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    Jan 13, 2014 8:46 PM GMT
    i usually just do it before i take a shower
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    Jan 13, 2014 9:57 PM GMT
    I call the dog, who happily laps away.
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    Jan 13, 2014 10:08 PM GMT
    Use it as a skin cream to prevent wrinkles.
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    Jan 13, 2014 10:21 PM GMT
    As a teen there was always a box of Kleenex tissues provided in my bedroom night table. Since I mostly whacked off in my bedroom I caught it in the Kleenex, so stains on clothing or sheets wouldn't give me away.

    I continued that pattern when I lived in my own place. Though sometimes I'll use my last change of underwear. Following my old Army habits, I always keep yesterday's clothes at my bedside until morning, in case I suddenly have to throw them back on in the middle of the night because of an emergency.
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    Jan 14, 2014 10:07 AM GMT
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    Apparition saidSo you jerked off...what do you do with the mess?

    Tissue, old socks, eat it, shower, his and his embroidered facecloths on the towelrack on the headboard, dedicated cum quilt, the curtains, where does it go?

    A lil' taste, to make sure everything's in order, and then a towel (or sometimes socks/underwear/shirt)


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