lying about penis size

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    Dec 13, 2008 7:48 AM GMT
    This seems to be a huge problem with homos.

    Every guy Ive dated but two has told me their thingy is 8inches. When I put mine next to theirs, I'm bigger, and I'm not near 8 inches.I don't really care what the size it is down there so why lie.

    Lying is a huge problem but when someone is eventually gonna see your winky why lie in the first place.

    How many dick liars have you met?





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    Dec 13, 2008 7:51 AM GMT
    i wouldnt say they are lying, next make sure you ask them where they measure it from.
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    Dec 13, 2008 7:52 AM GMT
    i dont really care how big the other person is, so i never ask.
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    Dec 13, 2008 7:55 AM GMT
    No they are lying lol...

    unless they are measuring it from their gooch this isnt possible. I know how big mine is, so can judge theirs easily.


    I don't get why its such a big deal to have a massive wang. Sure my ex had a small squid looking thing that I couldnt feel but hey a massive one,ouch.

    Not sure why people ask how big it is anyways, nor do I understand why people post their "size"

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    Dec 13, 2008 7:57 AM GMT
    i have heard some people measure it from their anus (anusi?)
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    Dec 13, 2008 8:00 AM GMT
    ONSLAUGHT saidNo they are lying lol...

    unless they are measuring it from their gooch this isnt possible. I know how big mine is, so can judge theirs easily.


    I don't get why its such a big deal to have a massive wang. Sure my ex had a small squid looking thing that I couldnt feel but hey a massive one,ouch.

    Not sure why people ask how big it is anyways, nor do I understand why people post their "size"



    is there such thing as the penis complex?
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    Dec 13, 2008 8:05 AM GMT
    Well i have not been with anyone so hard for me to say if anyone has lied, though it is not something i ever ask because i dont care how big their dick is. Though i will ask them how big their brain is and they very often lie and it is very easy to tell...;)
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    Dec 13, 2008 8:09 AM GMT
    Delivis saidWell i have not been with anyone so hard for me to say if anyone has lied, though it is not something i ever ask because i dont care how big their dick is. Though i will ask them how big their brain is and they very often lie and it is very easy to tell...;)



    Perfect responce! I agree fully.
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    Dec 13, 2008 8:10 AM GMT
    Hah. I've been with some guys who start lying about the size of my dick.
    Because if mine is only that big, then theirs is... a smaller number than they want to think about.
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    Dec 13, 2008 8:12 AM GMT
    ONSLAUGHT saidThis seems to be a huge problem with homos.

    Every guy Ive dated but two has told me their thingy is 8inches. When I put mine next to theirs, I'm bigger, and I'm not near 8 inches.I don't really care what the size it is down there so why lie.



    I don't care either. In fact, I kind of prefer an average dick. But an awful lot of gay men, probably most, do seem to prefer above average, way above average.

    And it becomes a vicious cycle (or circle). Guys lie and say their six inches is eight or their eight inches is nine. So if someone actually says that his is six or seven, other guys probably think, "He says it's six. That must mean it's minuscule, it must be four." At minimum, guys fear other guys will think that so they lie.

    And then guys who do have an eight-inch dick think, "Well, I know mine is big, I know mine is really eight, but everyone says theirs is eight. So I better say mine is nine or ten."

    And on it goes.
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    Dec 13, 2008 9:09 AM GMT
    hey, some of us don't like to let on that we have nuffin but a cashew for a cock!!!!!!!!
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    Dec 13, 2008 9:16 AM GMT
    PICS!
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    Dec 13, 2008 10:21 AM GMT
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    Dec 13, 2008 11:34 AM GMT
    Many guys say they don't care how big a guys penis is, until they meet a guy and think "that's it?" I remember the first time that happened to me. All I could think of was "they come in that size?" (what can I say I was very naive about some things).

    It is a good thing the size of men's feet don't vary as much as their dicks. We would have some guys wearing size 3 shoes while being 6 foot 3, and other guys with size 18 shoes and 5 foot 4!
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    Dec 13, 2008 11:47 AM GMT
    lol


    One guy I dated was huge all around, didnt think he would be down there.

    I look at it and say "um I dont care if you outweight me by 55 pounds you are the bottom, get that arizona tea can away from my ass hole"
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    Dec 13, 2008 11:54 AM GMT
    arizona tea can? so he had a rather blunt end, did he?
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    Dec 13, 2008 11:54 AM GMT
    ONSLAUGHT saidlol


    One guy I dated was huge all around, didnt think he would be down there.

    I look at it and say "um I dont care if you outweight me by 55 pounds you are the bottom, get that arizona tea can away from my ass hole"


    I feel sorry for guys like that. I wonder how many gay men have dislocated their jaws trying to give him a blowjob? It really limits what he can do with guys. He would have to find a bf that has a double jointed jaw, and a sphincter muscle that was very elastic.icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 13, 2008 11:58 AM GMT
    SurrealLife said
    ONSLAUGHT saidlol


    One guy I dated was huge all around, didnt think he would be down there.

    I look at it and say "um I dont care if you outweight me by 55 pounds you are the bottom, get that arizona tea can away from my ass hole"


    I feel sorry for guys like that. I wonder how many gay men have dislocated their jaws trying to give him a blowjob? It really limits what he can do with guys. He would have to find a bf that has a double jointed jaw, and a sphincter muscle that was very elastic.icon_eek.gif




    i am sure he is doing alright. there are plenty gay men out there, wouldnt mind a bit of challenge swollowing that.
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    Dec 13, 2008 12:06 PM GMT
    Um all he wanted me to do was fuck him...

    I could only fit the tip of the thing in my mouth (why am I telling you all this)
    We were dating for awhile so its okay to talk about relationship sex right. I don't have sex anymore, so why not talk about it.

    Hot doggin was okay... he liked that. But I was the top always icon_cry.gif


    most just want to be my bitch though, even the big boys. icon_cry.gif Id like to be the bitch one time, is that so hard to get these days.
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    Dec 13, 2008 12:08 PM GMT
    you can be mine anytime.....icon_wink.gif
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    Dec 13, 2008 12:13 PM GMT
    lol thanks but you just ruined my life just now.

    I was so happy that I saw they were making a new HE-MAN movie, and you proved it was a fake.

    You damn Asians ruin everything....



    haha just kidding, just kidding
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    Dec 13, 2008 12:16 PM GMT
    you can come be my bitch if you want... well, only as long as you get outta my bed once I'm done with you!
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    Dec 13, 2008 12:17 PM GMT
    ONSLAUGHT saidlol thanks but you just ruined my life just now.

    I was so happy that I saw they were making a new HE-MAN movie, and you proved it was a fake.

    You damn Asians ruin everything....



    haha just kidding, just kidding


    icon_cry.gif you dont have to yell.....
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    Dec 13, 2008 12:19 PM GMT
    Hrm, being "someone's bitch" doesnt sound too pleasant to me. I'm certainly up for trying both roles when i find someone to explore with though.
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    Dec 13, 2008 12:26 PM GMT
    Delivis saidHrm, being "someone's bitch" doesnt sound too pleasant to me. I'm certainly up for trying both roles when i find someone to explore with though.


    I dated a guy like you once, he never did anything with anyone. He was weird at first because he never touched another person like we did. After about 30 minutes of touching my damn arms I showed him the ropes. It was very passionate and slow, but he was my third guy so I was still new myself.

    Sounds great but um, he is now a well known slut in denver. Ive created a monstericon_twisted.gif what could chance such a good boy into an evil one.


    oh wait, my amazing staf of pleasure.