I was asked a few questions, here are my answers

  • Eli20

    Posts: 33

    Jan 11, 2014 12:36 AM GMT
    I'm on OKCupid and they ask a ton of questions
    Here are some examples

    Q) How do you feel about age differences in relationships?
    A) look at my old sugar daddies, money doesn't discriminate.

    Q) How much do other people's opinions of you influence your decisions?
    A) The King stands alone

    Q) Would you dump someone simply because they weren't good at sex?
    A) i can teach you but i have to charge

    Q) Do you believe in dinosaurs?
    A) fossils

    Q) If you had a one-night stand DURING a relationship, would you confess to your mate?
    A) i have no master

    Q) Do you consider yourself to be an honorable person?
    A) The King follows the code of honor. Either with your shield or on it!

    Q) Would you consider connecting with someone whose relationship status is 'seeing someone' or 'married'?
    A) i dont need drama in my life

    Q) STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to..
    A) go away

    Q) Do you feel obligated help your fellow human beings?
    A) sometimes, except if you're a Republican or in anyway affiliated with the political right

    Q) Do you ever feel the need to get really drunk?
    A) i dont do drugs

    Q) Might you consider dating someone who confided to you that he/she had a sexually transmitted disease?
    A) who knows?

    Q) Is it wrong to sleep in a bed/cuddle with a friend (of the sex you're attracted to) when you're in an exclusive relationship with someone else?
    A) I have no master

    Q) If you were in a serious relationship, would you mind if your significant other maintained an active profile on OkCupid?
    A) we all got skeletons in the closet

    Q) Which event sounds most appealing?
    A) Burn the Republicans

    Q) Would you ideally like to be married within the next 3 years?
    A) i am not getting married

    Q) If you were performing oral sex on a partner who accidentally farted, how do you think you would react?
    A) we all fart right?

    Q) Do you believe that adults should be able to carry firearms in public?
    A) sashay away Teapublican

    Q) How important is religion/God in your life?
    A) I don't believe in fairy tales

    Q) Are you out to your family?
    A) i came out when I was 17, easy breezy beautiful Cover Girl!

    Q) Would you consider having an open relationship (i.e., one where you can see other people)?
    A) why limit myself to one?

    Q) Are you out to your coworkers and/or other random acquaintances?
    A) Yup. Get out of the closet and come on out, it's the 21st century we're out here waiting on you

    Q)In a certain light, wouldn't nuclear war be exciting?
    A)World War Z!

    Q) Jealousy: healthy or unhealthy, in the context of a relationship?
    A) dont a drag just be a king, or queen, or prince, or princess. Whatever floats your boat

    Q) Which best describes your political beliefs?
    A) Obama! (Democrat)

    Q) Have you had a boyfriend before?
    A) Being King can be a lonely position.

    Q) Preferred position: are you a top or a bottom?
    A) let's please each other

    Q) For you personally, is abortion an option in case of an accidental pregnancy?
    A) none of my business

    Q) Do you like to cuddle?
    A) it depends on the pay

    Q) Would the world be a better place if people with low IQs were not allowed to reproduce?
    A) someone has to do the slave wage jobs

    Q) Are you happy with your life?
    A) Yes, I could be fat, old or ugly.

    Q) How often do you masturbate?
    A) sex is way over rated, hand is fast and drama free

    Q) How important is it to you that your partner smell good?
    A) don't be a stank ho

    Q) How open are you to trying new things in bed?
    A) cept nasty shit, unless my pay goes up

    Q) Does smoking disgust you?
    A) that aint cute

    Q) If one of your potential matches were overweight, would that be a dealbreaker?
    A) it would, i take care of me. Do the same. It's not too hard with the Weight Watcher Points Plus program, it really works! For just ten bucks you can lose ten pounds in just 10 days!

    Q) How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone?
    A) Touch my body
    Put me on the floor
    Wrestle me around
    Play with me some more

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    Jan 11, 2014 12:40 AM GMT
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    Jan 11, 2014 1:05 AM GMT
    "If you were having the best sex of your life and your partner asked you to squeak like a dolphin, would you?"
  • Eli20

    Posts: 33

    Jan 11, 2014 1:07 AM GMT
    I would say
    "go away"