Am I a Decrepit, Elderly, Cantankerous Old Shark?

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    Jan 12, 2014 7:41 PM GMT
    Might as well ask, eh wot?
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    Jan 12, 2014 7:47 PM GMT
    Are any of those bad things? There is a lot to be cantankerous about. I am sure meeker people enjoy living vicariously through a rant or two.
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    Jan 12, 2014 7:52 PM GMT
    You are only 56, so you are not decrepit or elderly. As for being cantankerous, guys at any age can be cantankerous and just downright belligerent. We all have our good days and our bad days. Enough said.
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    Jan 12, 2014 7:54 PM GMT
    You're a lot nicer than the shark in Jaws. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 12, 2014 7:55 PM GMT
    flguy57 saidYou're a lot nicer than the shark in Jaws. icon_lol.gif

    Thanks. But not really. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 12, 2014 7:56 PM GMT
    roadbikeRob saidYou are only 56, so you are not decrepit or elderly. As for being cantankerous, guys at any age can be cantankerous and just downright belligerent. We all have our good days and our bad days. Enough said.


    Elderly surely starts at pension age (late 60s in UK).
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    Jan 12, 2014 8:13 PM GMT
    You only play one on TV
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    Jan 12, 2014 8:43 PM GMT
    Well let's see..

    decrepit...that's sounds like a french way of saying you are of crepes. You're no pancake, so no.

    elderly sounds like Spanish for being derly. As I don't know what derly is, unless it's dearly, I say no to that, too.

    cantankerous..now that one is saying you can tanker us, and as you don't work for Exxon on the Valdez, none of have to worry you'll hit us with a tanker.

    old shark? No again; middle aged.


    you're welcome! *bows* icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 12, 2014 10:14 PM GMT
    Yes, you are cantankerous.
    But I like you enough to hope you will see it's more fun not to be.
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    Jan 12, 2014 10:23 PM GMT
    Ohno said
    roadbikeRob saidYou are only 56, so you are not decrepit or elderly. As for being cantankerous, guys at any age can be cantankerous and just downright belligerent. We all have our good days and our bad days. Enough said.


    Elderly surely starts at pension age (late 60s in UK).



    it's officially 65 herr derrr derr.


    shouldn't you be applying for your freedom pass soon?
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    Jan 12, 2014 10:47 PM GMT
    fable said
    Ohno said
    roadbikeRob saidYou are only 56, so you are not decrepit or elderly. As for being cantankerous, guys at any age can be cantankerous and just downright belligerent. We all have our good days and our bad days. Enough said.


    Elderly surely starts at pension age (late 60s in UK).



    it's officially 65 herr derrr derr.


    shouldn't you be applying for your freedom pass soon?


    Us gays should get them earlier because we are considered old at a younger age, just like cats.
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    Jan 12, 2014 11:04 PM GMT
    Do we have gay years like dog years?
    Dog years are simple... dog's age times 7.
    For gays...

    If age =< 25 then gay_age = age
    Else if age <30 then gay_age = 25 + (30-age)*1.5
    Else if age <40 then gay_age = 30 + (40-age)*1.75
    Else if age <50 then gay_age = 40 + (50-age)*2... and so on.
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    Jan 12, 2014 11:10 PM GMT
    woodsmen said"because we are considered old at a younger age, just like cats."

    Not true. Am 46. Still get carded for buying Champagne and rum.

    Ah ha... but by gay people? icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 12, 2014 11:49 PM GMT
    No, you're cool.
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    Jan 13, 2014 12:17 AM GMT
    You're hardly fin-ished.
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    Jan 13, 2014 1:34 AM GMT
    No way, you're awesome! Just kinda FISHY sometimes hahaha... Ha... Ha.... Okay sorry.
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    Jan 13, 2014 1:47 AM GMT
    Am I a Decrepit, Elderly, Cantankerous Old Shark?

    Aristoshark saidMight as well ask, eh wot?

    What a disgraceful ploy! You should be ashamed of yourself!

    Because my husband & I know you too well. At dinners, including Thanksgiving, even with my husband's sister in our party. And she wants to invite you to her house for a musical evening.

    I even relied upon your judgement to choose a Christmas present for my husband, you standing next to me. I ask NO ONE to do that.

    You are not elderly, decrepit, nor cantankerous. In person you are charming, entertaining, thoroughly delightful.

    Now your ONLINE personality is another matter. A total bastard when you choose. But then so am I. That's the online way.

    So I dunno what your game is, but I'm gonna call you on it. You are in my opinion one of the nicest guys on this site. And anyone who disputes that needs to meet you in person.

    Bluster all you like, but that is exactly what it is. icon_razz.gif
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    Jan 13, 2014 4:39 AM GMT
    What lovely sweet things you all have said.
    Apparently I have you all snowed but good.
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    Jan 13, 2014 4:48 AM GMT
    You are a rakish rogue! I can't think of anyone here who would be more fun on a date. I'm sure it would be full of laughter and fun from the get go.icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 13, 2014 5:00 AM GMT
    YVRguy saidYou are a rakish rogue! I can't think of anyone here who would be more fun on a date. I'm sure it would be full of laughter and fun from the get go.icon_wink.gif

    I would ask you out in a heartbeat if you weren't 3500 miles away. The curse of RJ---you meet all these terrific guys that you wouldn't otherwise encounter, and they're too far away to do any damn thing about it.
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    Jan 13, 2014 5:03 AM GMT
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    Aristoshark said
    YVRguy saidYou are a rakish rogue! I can't think of anyone here who would be more fun on a date. I'm sure it would be full of laughter and fun from the get go.icon_wink.gif

    I would ask you out in a heartbeat if you weren't 3500 miles away. The curse of RJ---you meet all these terrific guys that you wouldn't otherwise encounter, and they're too far away to do any damn thing about it.

    Sheesh, you're pretty fast and loose with the "I'd date you in a second" coos to the Vancouver boys, lol....and here I thought I was special, hahaha. icon_biggrin.gif

    Hey, we're talking dating, not marriage. I'd date the hell out of you both.
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    Jan 13, 2014 5:15 AM GMT
    Who are you? icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 13, 2014 5:20 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidWho are you? icon_confused.gif

    Your worst nightmare.
  • killercliche

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    Jan 13, 2014 5:22 AM GMT
    can a fish go fishing?
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    Jan 13, 2014 3:22 PM GMT
    killercliche saidcan a fish go fishing?

    Sharks do