Survey: German Men Are The Worst Lovers. So, Who Are The Best?

  • metta

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    Jan 17, 2014 7:20 AM GMT
    Survey: German Men Are The Worst Lovers. So, Who Are The Best?


    http://instinctmagazine.com/post/survey-german-men-are-worst-lovers-so-who-are-best

    The full results read:

    1. Germany (too smelly)

    2. England (too lazy)

    3. Sweden (too quick)

    4. Holland (too dominating)

    5. America (too rough)

    6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

    7. Wales (too selfish)

    8. Scotland (too loud)

    9. Turkey (too sweaty)

    10. Russia (too hairy)



    WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

    1. Spain

    2. Brazil

    3. Italy

    4. France

    5. Ireland

    6. South Africa

    7. Australia

    8. New Zealand

    9. Denmark

    10. Canada
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    Jan 17, 2014 7:51 AM GMT
    LOL. No arbitrary reasons on the Best list?
  • BmwKid92

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    Jan 17, 2014 8:08 AM GMT
    great im smelly, and too quick in bed, at least the irish side carries me a little haha
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    Jan 17, 2014 11:30 AM GMT
    Ha! I'm #1, #2 and #3! Italian with spanish blood and live right next to Brazil icon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 17, 2014 12:07 PM GMT
    I can vouch for Spanish icon_smile.gif
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    Jan 17, 2014 2:13 PM GMT
    HEY! my native country is ranked #1! And not to toot my own horn but I'm a god damn good lover, if I do say so myself! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 17, 2014 2:31 PM GMT
    Pennsylvania Dutch!!!
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    Jan 17, 2014 3:00 PM GMT
    I'm Italian and German so I guess that would explain what men I've dated say about me.
    "It was the best of times... It was the worst of times."
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    Jan 17, 2014 4:06 PM GMT
    woodsmen saidNo Asians? They probably surveyed that Mitt Romney was going to win in 2012.

    This is an outrage. Although, to be honest, it is pretty easy to overlook the Asians when it comes to sex.
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    Jan 17, 2014 4:06 PM GMT
    haha i'm #1 and #2 hahahaha
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    Jan 17, 2014 4:07 PM GMT
    Is too loud really a bad thing? If he don't holler, you aren't doing it right.
  • Aodhan

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    Jan 17, 2014 4:07 PM GMT
    morphic saidI can vouch for Spanish icon_smile.gif


    haha yeah Spaniards are fun!

    Yay come on Ireland! Lol at england scotland and wales icon_twisted.gif
  • ASHDOD

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    Jan 17, 2014 4:14 PM GMT
    generalizations are the mothers and fathers of a lot of fuck-ups
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    Jan 17, 2014 4:24 PM GMT

    "WORLD'S BEST LOVERS


    5. Ireland"


    YEEEEOOOWWWW!!!
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    Jan 17, 2014 4:49 PM GMT
    SouloGuero saidhaha i'm #1 and #2 hahahaha


    lazy and smelly?
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    Jan 17, 2014 4:50 PM GMT
    Worst Lovers...

    5.) America- Too Rough


    I can vouch for that. icon_redface.gif
  • LJay

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    Jan 17, 2014 5:23 PM GMT
    Then why are there so many Chinese?
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    Jan 17, 2014 5:29 PM GMT
    The full results read Worst:

    1. Germany (too smelly) -really? I'm okay with signature smell.

    2. England (too lazy)- Yeah too lazy to walk cause its cold the storm is coming.

    3. Sweden (too quick) - really!? waste of time then.

    4. Holland (too dominating) - But I love Holland potatoes they are about the best potatoes in the world

    5. America (too rough) - is this real? may be Straight dudes

    6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)- ugh Now I know why they have bad memories.

    7. Wales (too selfish) - Just sad.

    8. Scotland (too loud) - Loud on the sound effects? I'm OKay cause scotch are good.

    9. Turkey (too sweaty) - this is tempting Sweaty is Tasty icon_cool.gif

    10. Russia (too hairy) - really? I thought they are harsh/crude, rough just as Vodka,



    WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

    1. Spain

    2. Brazil

    3. Italy - this is still a mystery the way my cousin boyfriend is going he is too dreamy. Dreamy is Creamy, and I dont like creamy stuff like always

    4. France - this is where I think Heaven is.

    5. Ireland

    6. South Africa - As far RJ goes there are tons of Hot lusty looking ones here and they are well mannered.

    7. Australia

    8. New Zealand

    9. Denmark

    10. Canada - WOOT!? 10!? I'll get back to my agent
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    Jan 17, 2014 5:35 PM GMT
    LJay saidThen why are there so many Chinese?


    Yeah. I see them almost everywhere.
  • dalwriter

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    Jan 17, 2014 5:35 PM GMT
    I don't know about ability (sadly) but I find Spaniards in general really hot.
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    Jan 17, 2014 5:40 PM GMT
    dalwriter saidI don't know about ability (sadly) but I find Spaniards in general really hot.
    they cal roll their penises like they roll their Rs'
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    Jan 17, 2014 5:41 PM GMT
    For once i am ranking well ...lol...
    Australian born from French parents

    So it gives me an average of 5.5 ...lol...( 7+4)
  • Aodhan

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    Jan 17, 2014 5:43 PM GMT
    RadRTT saidWorst Lovers...

    5.) America- Too Rough


    I can vouch for that. icon_redface.gif


    haha yeah I bet you can vouch for being one of the worst lovers icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif
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    Jan 17, 2014 5:45 PM GMT
    I haven't slept with anyone from the worst list, but I've covered a few from the best list ... icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 17, 2014 6:00 PM GMT
    Aodhan said
    RadRTT saidWorst Lovers...

    5.) America- Too Rough


    I can vouch for that. icon_redface.gif


    haha yeah I bet you can vouch for being one of the worst lovers icon_twisted.gificon_twisted.gif
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