As most of you know.... I'm dying

  • Import

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    Jan 17, 2014 9:07 PM GMT
    I'm officially turning 30 in just a couple of hours. I'm old and dying.
    What happened? where did time go? icon_cry.gif Why me? WHY?!
    Bear with me, I'm about to do a lot of bitching and whining here.

    As all of you know, I've been young my ENTIRE life. I've never been 30 before. Never been old.
    I've spent my life being young, fun, elusive, irresponsible, carefree, experimental, and whimsical! all those awesome things u see and hear about on TV. That was me.

    Now, I'm gonna be 30 and have to be more responsible, more "figured-out"... and I have gots to get on that shit ASAP too because what was once totally forgiveable as a young, cute naive individual will now be seen as pathetic, silly and just plain disgusting when a 30 year does it. I can no longer say things like "when I grow up, i want to......"
    Because I am grown up! I'm there. I'm a grown-up. I'm like this bill-paying, tire-changing, no-longer-eating-luckycharms, old adult! I'm sick about it

    It's so weird to me. It's like ok.... one minmute im this young, complex, whimsical twentysomething at a cool party then the next....im this thirty year old weirdo who needs moisturizers and a snack because I drink classy wine now instead of pounding back shots and getting shitfaced and coked out of my fucking head. No more rolling on Molly and poppin xanex to come down..... just no. It's like "immature" now. icon_sad.gif No more smoking blunts on a rainy day and sitting around eating and watching movies all day. That's immature too, I think. and with my 30 year old metabolism i'll prob just get fat. yuck.

    ugh!

    Someone please console me. I've gone from a cute sassy "mean girl" to a 30 year old. And worse yet---- I dont even know if I'm where I'm supposed to be. Back when I was young (like a week ago) I always thought I'd have my shit completely figured out by 30... I thought I'd be more settled down, more like... stuff.

    anyway, u get the point.....
    But I don't. I don't have shit really figured out. Any of you old heads in here got your shit figured out yet? Art? Aristo? Scruffypup? people like u.....old...u know...old, sad, spinsterly people? Like.... have u got it figured out yet? Could u clue a brotha in? I'm kind of in the midst of a 1/3 life crisis. icon_cry.gif



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    Jan 17, 2014 9:11 PM GMT
    I feel your pain brother!!! I'm one year away myself!!! Which is why I'm more than living life as I see fit now while I'm young, dumb, and full of cum.


    On a more honest note, you kinda look like shit. Lay off the bumps and hit the gym. You are too scrawny for your height and in desperate need of a tan....icon_neutral.gif
  • Kazachok

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    Jan 17, 2014 9:12 PM GMT
    Have a donut and chill... seriously.
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:14 PM GMT
    Ah, Import..

    " I dont even know if I'm where I'm supposed to be. Back when I was young (like a week ago) I always thought I'd have my shit completely figured out by 30... I thought I'd be more settled down, more like... stuff. "

    This is exactly how I felt at 30. Just wait, you're in for a gigantic surprise. I can't tell you more as that would be a spoiler, like telling you about a movie that you haven't seen yet. icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:16 PM GMT
    Don't worry about this stuff! It only gets better after 30. You'll just have to find out for yourself.....like I did. So many good milestones and fun partying are in store for you. You can't know this right now! There are so many great experiences (and people) down the road. I had much more fun past 30 than before it! Even past 40. I wish I could tell you to just kick back and be ready!

    Oh - and happy birthday. You're a bright, witty, lively, introspective and also very good guy. It'll be fun to see who actually ends up getting you for keeps one day.
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:18 PM GMT
    Im Sooo Glad I haven't started the decaying process yet!

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  • Kazachok

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    Jan 17, 2014 9:18 PM GMT
    Think about it this way: You are entering your prime. (At least that's what I think.)
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:19 PM GMT
    Just don't stab yourself in the face like Winona Ryder in Black Swan, then you should be ok. Getting older isn't that bad.
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:21 PM GMT
    Let me guess....you must've watched that episode of Queer As Folk where one of the characters tried to kill himself because he turned 30. icon_wink.gif

    You're just gonna have to deal with it. Oh yeah, happy birthday! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:21 PM GMT
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  • carew28

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    Jan 17, 2014 9:33 PM GMT
    Oh, for the love of God, wait till you turn 60, then you'll really have something to whine about.
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:38 PM GMT
    What's this? I have to give up my Lucky Charms now?
    I so didn't get that memo!

    Check me in 20 years, then, and only then, I might concede to being "old".
  • Import

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    Jan 17, 2014 9:41 PM GMT
    woodsmen saidThis doesn't sound like you. At all! 30 is the new 20. Happy?

    gee, thanks. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • Import

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    Jan 17, 2014 9:41 PM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidI feel your pain brother!!! I'm one year away myself!!! Which is why I'm more than living life as I see fit now while I'm young, dumb, and full of cum.


    On a more honest note, you kinda look like shit. Lay off the bumps and hit the gym. You are too scrawny for your height and in desperate need of a tan....icon_neutral.gif

    dont care about tanning, bro. lol
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:42 PM GMT
    There.... I just nominated you, Old Man of the Day!
  • MikeW

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    Jan 17, 2014 9:42 PM GMT
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!!!

    Here's your present:

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    Jan 17, 2014 9:49 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidThere.... I just nominated you, Old Man of the Day!

    I'm feeling better already icon_redface.gif
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:51 PM GMT
    Age is only a biological factor, it shouldn't change your state of mind. Be 21 with a bullet point for the rest of your life, you can still be the responsible, mature man and live your life youthfully.
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    Jan 17, 2014 9:56 PM GMT
    Bon voyage

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    Jan 17, 2014 10:06 PM GMT
    ReeBad19 saidIm Sooo Glad I haven't started the decaying process yet!
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    Sorry bud. Any biologist will tell you it starts at 18.
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    Jan 18, 2014 1:41 AM GMT
    Yep, it's over you young whooper snapper. There's no turning back and if you haven't figure out life by 30, you're doomed. Sorry but nice knowing you. Please clean your room before you fade off into never never land. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jan 18, 2014 2:53 AM GMT
    OP makes me sad. I am more fucked up than he is. I can't even write this much. Probably I should drop die.
  • PR_GMR

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    Jan 18, 2014 3:09 AM GMT
    Wait until you hit 40.

    It's gonna be like Sudden Death! icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 18, 2014 3:23 AM GMT
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    Jan 18, 2014 3:23 AM GMT
    Dear Import:

    You're right, it's over.
    Here's my advice. A nice clean gunshot wound to the head is quick and instantaneous, unless your aim sucks.
    Running the car in the closed garage no longer works well, as emissions have gotten too efficient.
    A swan dive from a 20th floor balcony is reliable, but you're in for a few seconds of "oh fuck what did I do?" on the way down.
    Drug overdose? Risky, you might end up in a hospital with the contents of your stomach pumped out into a bedpan.
    Hanging is good, but don't tie it to a curtain rod. those things are made too cheaply nowadays. Sling a good stout rope over a beam or rafter in an old, well-constructed home.
    Slicing your wrists while lying in a bathtub isn't painful (I'm told) but once again it leaves you prone to second thoughts, unless you fall asleep due to blood loss, which I'm told does happen.
    Sticking your finger in a light socket will do nothing much more than make the hair at the back of your neck stand up a little; don't bother with that one. However, a downed power line works, or throw a small appliance (plugged in) into the tub as you bathe.
    Swimming out to sea and getting caught in a riptide, or just becoming too exhausted to return to shore, would probably work, but I suspect it's a very unpleasant way to go. Although it will only matter for a short time.