Hunky mailman

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    Jan 18, 2014 1:51 PM GMT
    The new mailman is really hunky. When he smiles at me, it makes my weenie feel funny.

    How should I go about seducing him? Should I ask him out when his shift is over?

    I'm afraid he might say no, and it would be awkward afterwards.
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    Jan 18, 2014 1:55 PM GMT
    omniwinery saidThe new mailman is really hunky. When he smiles at me, it makes my weenie feel funny.

    How should I go about seducing him? Should I ask him out when his shift is over?

    I'm afraid he might say no, and it would be awkward afterwards.


    You know that there is a "really hunky" mailman from Toronto on RJ right?
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    Jan 18, 2014 4:05 PM GMT
    Have you tried this move yet?

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    Jan 18, 2014 4:37 PM GMT
    It can be done! All I had to do was give up my grandfathered mailbox by my front door in exchange for curbside delivery.
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    Jan 18, 2014 4:44 PM GMT
    Gay rule #359 when you have any conversation with any man you are interested in, always "open the windows" innuendo I mean.

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    Jan 18, 2014 4:54 PM GMT
    dustin_K_tx saidHave you tried this move yet?

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    This, and continue to chat him up. If you're feeling the vibe with him, then slip him your number. If he uses it, great. If not, well at least you tried. The answer is "no" unless you ask.
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    Jan 18, 2014 7:54 PM GMT
    omniwinery saidThe new mailman is really hunky. When he smiles at me, it makes my weenie feel funny.

    How should I go about seducing him? Should I ask him out when his shift is over?

    I'm afraid he might say no, and it would be awkward afterwards.


    On an extra cold day, have cocoa ready when he shows up.
    On an extra hot day, have ice water ready when he shows up. (Ehhh...in Toronto the latter may be a while off. Scratch that.)
    Pour some for him and some for you. Make small talk. With very few exceptions hetero guys are quick to "flaunt it" by working their wife/gf into conversations. Or, if single or looking to cheat they'll ask if you know where to find attractive available women in the neighborhood. Straight male privilege allows for that. You don't have to ask the "are you..." question. They'll answer it for you.
    If he's pressed for time as mail carriers often are, and hasn't outed himself as not one of us, there's your opening. Let him know - without leering or anything like that - he can stop by after work and get his cocoa then. icon_smile.gif
    Think of this in terms of "befriending," not "seducing," for now. First things first.
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    Jan 18, 2014 8:22 PM GMT
    He could be straight you know? Lol

    I wish all the muscular ones were gay, I would be a lot easier
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    Jan 18, 2014 11:42 PM GMT
    Just open the door in your underwear. If he asks why you have a door in your underwear, tell him it is so you can open it in front of the hunky mailman.
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    Jan 18, 2014 11:47 PM GMT
    I don't think I've ever seen a hot mailman. Apparently, they're out there though. icon_biggrin.gif


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    Jan 19, 2014 12:02 AM GMT
    I'd like to see a hunky shirtless mailman coming up my walk with his 'package' sometime. I'd let him in, wouldn't you?
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    Jan 19, 2014 12:48 AM GMT
    omniwinery saidThe new mailman is really hunky. When he smiles at me, it makes my weenie feel funny.

    How should I go about seducing him? Should I ask him out when his shift is over?

    I'm afraid he might say no, and it would be awkward afterwards.

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    I used to deliver the mail, and I had a few "opportunities," but I never mixed business with pleasure.
    My advice would be to take it slowly, and just be friendly, without coming onto him. See what his reaction is. He may be straight. He may not be interested. After a few weeks, if you're sure that everything's going well, give him a note that says, "If you'd be interested in meeting for coffee, sometime, give me a call." Include your phone number.
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    Jan 19, 2014 1:02 AM GMT
    My driveway goes a quarter-mile off the main road and around behind a little ridge. Mostly because of my business, the mailman, FedEx, and UPS drivers come back here almost every day to drop off and pick up packages. Except in the winter... I tend to not wear a lot of clothes around here. I've even (accidentally!) gone out to sign for packages in (technically) underwear. I'm pretty sure that a couple of the drivers are "interested," but nothing mutual so far. Maybe one or two of the shy UPS boys...

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    Jan 19, 2014 1:05 AM GMT
    I hope he's smarter than your average mail carrier, because he's bound to lose his job when Canada Post stops delivering to your door ...
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    Jan 19, 2014 3:56 AM GMT
    Ask him if he has seen your subscription to a few different GAY mags that you are waiting for......the door is open for him and you to small talk and know the "status" of the other...icon_wink.gif
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    Jan 19, 2014 10:19 PM GMT
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