Thread Where We Worship Toilets!

  • TheSkyWasYell...

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    Jan 18, 2014 10:44 PM GMT
    Come on, it's a very underrated appliance. It's necessary for 1st-world hygiene. Your toilet literally puts up with your shit day in and day out. And when you're puking hung-over, you know that toilet bowl is your only friend in the universe.

    See, I'm such a forgiving guy that even though a psychotic toilet brutally murdered every member of my family, I'm still objective enough to know how useful and mystically fascinating toilets are. I mean, where does the shit really go? Does it really go into the sewer system or does itpass through a supernatural membrane into another reality? Or does shit spiritually, magically convert into the matrix of the toilet itself? Yes, these are the existential toilet questions that keep me from climbing the corporate ladder.
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    Jan 18, 2014 10:48 PM GMT
    This reminds me of the BOB'S BURGERS artificially intelligent toilet episode.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLSa2f4gxes&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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    Jan 18, 2014 10:49 PM GMT
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    Jan 18, 2014 11:19 PM GMT
    no
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    Jan 18, 2014 11:26 PM GMT
    A toilet that plays MP3 music. The future has truly arrived.

    http://www.kohler.com/numi/#comfort.html
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    Jan 19, 2014 1:05 AM GMT
    ...I thought that was a euphemism for college kids with alcohol poisoning. icon_neutral.gif
  • MikeW

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    Jan 19, 2014 5:26 AM GMT
    Some cultures get totally into them:

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    Jan 19, 2014 6:20 AM GMT
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    Jan 19, 2014 10:33 PM GMT
    MikeW saidSome cultures get totally into them:

    90119-1-mexican-talavera-porcelain-bathr

    90117-1-mexican-talavera-porcelain-bathr

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    That toilet is gorgeous. I want that throne in my bathroom, damn it!
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    Jan 19, 2014 10:36 PM GMT
    How funny! I literally just got in from installing a new Kohler toilet seat and lid for one of my tenants!
    All fancy schmancy these days with the lids and seats that close slowly on their own. No more banging seats or lids... what will they think of next?
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    Jan 19, 2014 10:37 PM GMT
    I was worried this thread was about something slightly different
  • TheSkyWasYell...

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    Jan 19, 2014 10:38 PM GMT
    I prefer hard, banging toilet seats and epic, foaming, crescendous flushes that sound like a 747 taking off. It just makes a toilet more MANLY, damn it!
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    Jan 19, 2014 10:49 PM GMT
    Talk about fancy... I don't have one of these, but they really are the COOLEST pooper you'll ever experience!
    Don't laugh, but it squirts your pie hole and even has a heated seat and warm air to dry you off.
    The idea is it cuts back on toilet paper usage and gives you a "cleaner" feeling.

    Your first test drive is a bit alarming and will make you jump a little when that water stream hits the target spot on! Kinda fun...icon_cool.gif
    http://www.totousa.com/Washlet/G500.aspx
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    Jan 19, 2014 11:32 PM GMT
    MikeW saidSome cultures get totally into them:

    90117-1-mexican-talavera-porcelain-bathr

    I want this toilet so bad.