Dec 15, 2008 9:56 PM GMT
Sports personality
Versatile bottom
Police intelligence
George Bush
Versatile bottom
Police intelligence
George Bush
Oxymorons
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Dec 15, 2008 11:10 PM GMTredheadguy said
Police intelligence
Isn't that usually "military intelligence?"
An objective opinion
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Dec 15, 2008 11:14 PM GMTOXY are my favorite type of moron - amusing and never standing in front of you on the bus.
Virtual Reality
Terribly Kind
my favorite was back in the day when Johnny Carson appointed Joan Rivers or someone to be his regular substitute. They applied this triply moronic oxymoron:
Permanent Guest Host
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Dec 16, 2008 1:19 AM GMTMIcrosoft Works!
Cafeteria Food
Peace Force -
Dec 16, 2008 2:31 AM GMTIn the North-Northeast, we say:
Wicked Good! -
Dec 16, 2008 2:36 AM GMTStraight acting. -
Dec 16, 2008 2:38 AM GMT5'11, 135#, muscular -
Dec 16, 2008 2:39 AM GMTVGL
Jumbo Shrimp
Hung
Microsoft Works
Blowjobs suck
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Dec 16, 2008 2:43 AM GMTdeafening silence. -
Dec 16, 2008 2:45 AM GMTIcy Hot
Sweet Sorrow
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Dec 16, 2008 2:50 AM GMTIntelligent Republican -
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Dec 16, 2008 3:05 AM GMTHoly War -
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Dec 16, 2008 4:16 AM GMTMy dyslexic friend Gerg. -
Dec 16, 2008 7:10 AM GMTSedative saidHoly War
Quotably brilliant. -
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Dec 16, 2008 7:21 AM GMTTerribly good
Awfully delicious
Pretty homely
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Dec 16, 2008 7:57 AM GMTFriendly fire
Going nowhere -
Dec 16, 2008 12:58 PM GMTGay Republican -
Dec 16, 2008 1:11 PM GMTStupid people who use acne cream. -
Dec 17, 2008 5:40 PM GMTDeeply shallow
Honest and discreet
Free trade
Invisible ink
Act natural
Clearly misunderstood
Complete separation
Cruel kindness
Big baby
Scientific creationism
