Question straight men ask you....

  • ja89

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    Jan 26, 2014 9:44 AM GMT
    Today I pretty much spent the day hanging with a buddy of mine who went to the same college as me. He out of no where asks "Are you a top or bottom??" My face is icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif After a few moments of silence, I told him no straight guy has ever inquired that about me before,then gave him his answer.

    So the point of me making this thread is to ask if any of you have had your straight friends/randoms ask you some not so hetero questions???
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    Jan 26, 2014 11:13 AM GMT
    "Do you find me sexually attractive?"

    "How big is your dick?"

    "Would you do me?"

    "Can you be the woman in a relationship with me?"
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    Jan 26, 2014 1:05 PM GMT
    No straight man asks how big is your dick..
  • Bunjamon

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    Jan 26, 2014 5:23 PM GMT
    "So, wait, you're not attracted to vaginas at all? Like, if there were one in front of you right now, you wouldn't want it?"

    -Drunken Friday night question from a friend's husband.
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    Jan 26, 2014 5:30 PM GMT
    David3000 saidNo straight man asks how big is your dick..
  • tajsreve

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    Jan 26, 2014 6:16 PM GMT
    A straight woman once asked me... When women gain weight, their tits get larger... is that true as well with men and their dicks? icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 26, 2014 6:19 PM GMT
    Bunjamon said"So, wait, you're not attracted to vaginas at all? Like, if there were one in front of you right now, you wouldn't want it?"

    -Drunken Friday night question from a friend's husband.


    lol yeah , gotten that before a few times.
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    Jan 26, 2014 7:41 PM GMT
    I've been helping arrange a mini-reunion of a group of my childhood friends, flying in from the west coast and the northeast to converge on Florida.

    So one guy said to me that I scared him on the phone the other day talking about how I never cared for his wife who he's currently divorcing (I thought this trip would be good for him, especially) or her brother because her brother once stole a friend from me and I never got over it.

    So my friend who works at an electric company apparently had me on speaker while there was a bunch of burly construction types in his office. He was all paranoid that they would pick up by my conversation that I'm gay. Besides berating him for thinking burly means they're not bears, I said "GAY? Your brother-in-law stole my friend when we were FOUR years old."

    What the fuck do str8 people think? Holy shit. So he's gonna be staying here the week along with at least one other guy. And we're gonna play with that. My friend is going to have to learn to not be weird or I'm gonna pinch his ass every morning.
  • HottJoe

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    Jan 26, 2014 7:46 PM GMT
    I've had supposedly straight guys ask who is the pitcher and who is the catcher. I say "supposedly straight," because some I suspect were closet cases, however, some were just interested because they probably want to have a female rim them or use a strap-on on them. Straight guys sometimes like the same things gay guys do, only they do them with a female partner.
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    Jan 26, 2014 7:54 PM GMT
    Random questions I got from straight dudes over the year.

    *Have you ever fucked a girl or lick/seen a vagina? Lol, classic one (my answer to this fortunately yes) lol icon_lol.gif

    *How many dudes you've been with?? icon_redface.gif

    *How is a guy's asshole feel like ?? when you stick it in? Does a guy's hole feel like a vagina?? lol icon_eek.gif

    **Who's on top? bottom? who's the woman? icon_rolleyes.gif

    **You don't like tits, titties or boobs? icon_eek.gif

    **Am I hot in gay standard, would you do me?? lol icon_cool.gif

    And this one classic line from a drunken friend, we IM on FB.

    **If you ever want to f*** with a straight dude, give me a call, I'll give u the time of your life. (i think he was closeted LOL). icon_lol.gif

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    Jan 26, 2014 10:05 PM GMT
    I've had to bog standard ones.

    then another asked "are you the man of the relationship" he assumed I was the one on top then after explaining there isn't a woman in any gay relationship after that he was asking how it works who's going to be the top do you wrestle for it and who ever wins tops. Turned out he'd tried some things with his wife and it hurt like hell so he thought it all must have hurt.

    I've had a few younger guys ask if they are "gay hot"

    a lot are getting very comfortable with the whole "gay" idea not getting curious about experiencing but knowing what it's like and how everything works and the questions just get weirder like do they poop on you, do you like that kinda thing, do you go arse to mouth, is sex on tap.

    The best one was from a guy who has the most snobbish wife who doesn't put out ever. Has a guy ever said no to you, what's it like always getting laid when ever you want.

    I felt bad for him cause he's a good looking guy and he just aint getting nothing from his girl.
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    Jan 26, 2014 10:10 PM GMT
    "What is it like to take it up the ass?"
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    Jan 26, 2014 10:29 PM GMT
    Erik101 said"What is it like to take it up the ass?"



    Ask your GF! Thats your preference right?
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    Jan 26, 2014 10:30 PM GMT
    Erik101 said"What is it like to take it up the ass?"

    Want some real evidence?