I'm NOT 30!!!

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    Jan 30, 2014 3:00 AM GMT
    Now, I've been called a lot of nasty things on here. Mean names such as

    Racist, asshole, slut, Anti-semite, jerk, son of a bitch, dick, bitch, cunt, faggot, ho, hoe, whore, gutterslut, manwhore, fairy, cock monster, fairy, hooker, fat, homewrecker, beach comber (thanks Sharkie!!!), poppycock, fiddlesticks, sweet sassy, loosy goosy, cumwhore, bareback queen, bastard, motherfucker, daddyfucker, goatfucker, coke whore, steroid queen, meth head, butt pirate, wetback, spic, illegal, cumrag....and while true, I maybe all these things....one thing I am not is...


    30!!!!!!!!!icon_mad.gif

    Please stop this hurtful rumor going around!! I just turned 29 in January so I don't need anyone here adding an extra year onto my life.


    That is all. icon_cry.gif


    EDIT: coke midget, troll, social climber, pillow biter, scene queen, circuit queen, taco queen, dairy queen, dog whisperer, bigot, midget, bigot midget, shit starter, trouble maker, tortilla maker....

    EDIT EDIT: CRACK midget, buddy fucker, prince of poo, selfish brat, welfare queen, burnt burrito, has-been, never-was, moocher, cheapskate, trophy bottom, bad bottom, lent licker, Jew hater, Jew lover, stupid ho, hobag...

    EDIT EDIT EDIT: Mexican jumping bean, holocaust denier, 9-11 truther, witch, fear monger, teabagger, grocery bagger, limp wrist, limp dick, pencil dick, numbnuts, bottom of the barrel, camel jockey...
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:04 AM GMT
    Then why do you look like you're 32? icon_confused.gif
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:05 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidThen why do you look like you're 32? icon_confused.gif


    So mean. icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:07 AM GMT
    You forgot crack-midget.

    Happy birthday gramps.
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:09 AM GMT
    at least you aren't being called a 19 year old when you're almost 25 icon_confused.gif

    Is it really your birthday? if it is, happy birthday beu!
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:10 AM GMT
    So what! People think you're 30. At least you're more interesting because you're having sex with a semi-famous guy. And, don't forget about that awesome over-priced gym you frequent! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:13 AM GMT
    You crack me up. Happy birthday! And how much was it again that you pay for your gym?
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:14 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidSo what! People think you're 30. At least you're more interesting because you're having sex with a semi-famous guy. And, don't forget about that awesome over-priced gym you frequent! icon_biggrin.gif


    Well, I'm having sex with him IN SPITE of him being a semi-famous guy. He's totally my type even before I knew he was a power gay.

    And I vowed to stop sleeping with guys from my gym. Though, TBH it will probably only last till March. But at least I know they have a job! We don't let the riff raff in!!!!icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:15 AM GMT
    You can't escape 30. It's coming soon! icon_lol.gif

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    Jan 30, 2014 3:18 AM GMT
    But can you imagine how much that is in gay-years? They are like dog-years...

    Happy birthday belatedly, Du alte Schachtel.
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:25 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 saidAnd no, it doesn't make me special or anything. Just more interesting...which TBH, is a hell of a lot more I can say for most of you guys. Including you cracka!!!!icon_mad.gificon_mad.gificon_mad.gificon_mad.gificon_mad.gif
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:27 AM GMT
    unfounded7 said
    jmusmc85 saidAnd no, it doesn't make me special or anything. Just more interesting...which TBH, is a hell of a lot more I can say for most of you guys. Including you cracka!!!!icon_mad.gificon_mad.gificon_mad.gificon_mad.gificon_mad.gif


    I remember saying that thank you very much I never denied it now what's your point cracka?????
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:31 AM GMT
    You mean I'm supposed to have a point? That ruins all my fun! icon_cry.gif
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:40 AM GMT
    jmusmc85 said
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    EDIT: coke midget, ....


    Modderfuqqua, I said CRACK! icon_mad.gif
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    Jan 30, 2014 3:44 AM GMT
    Thank you =]
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    Jan 30, 2014 4:22 AM GMT
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    Jan 30, 2014 4:24 AM GMT
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  • HottJoe

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    Jan 30, 2014 4:29 AM GMT
    Wait... Didn't you turn 29 last year???icon_neutral.gif
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    Jan 30, 2014 4:33 AM GMT
    The key is to always celebrate anniversaries of your 29th birthday.

    Because once you're 30...you're ready for the LemonParty(.org)!































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  • PR_GMR

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    Jan 30, 2014 4:35 AM GMT
    So it's ok to call you Mexican jumping bean midget? icon_biggrin.gif
  • PR_GMR

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    Jan 30, 2014 4:36 AM GMT
    Oh, and happy Birthday.. 29+1 year old, you!
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    Jan 31, 2014 4:19 AM GMT
    C'mon you've been called "lent licker," but you've never been called "cootie queen?"icon_eek.gif
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    Jan 31, 2014 4:22 AM GMT
    You completely forgot "squashed enchilada".

    Happy birthday
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    Jan 31, 2014 4:28 AM GMT
    Aristoshark saidYou completely forgot "squashed enchilada".

    Happy birthday


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    That's a classic!!! How could I forget that?!?!?! Must be the meth....icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    Jan 31, 2014 6:07 AM GMT
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    Dear Cesar, I mean Jmusmc85,

    My dog occasionally growls at strangers. Any advice on how to curtail this behavior? Thanks.