Mormon Video: Help Your Friends Fight the 'Great War' on Masturbation

  • metta

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    Feb 04, 2014 6:52 AM GMT
    Mormon Video: Help Your Friends Fight the 'Great War' on Masturbation





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    Feb 04, 2014 7:10 AM GMT
    ahahaha save a tissue, fuck a mormon
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    Feb 04, 2014 2:07 PM GMT
    Of all the more serious problems the world has, they choose to fight over teemager masturbation...
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    Feb 04, 2014 2:23 PM GMT
    The guy isn't even touching himself in the video.

    And who surfs porn while the door is wide open and anybody who walks past can see what you're doing on your computer?

    I can suspend belief for a good story but this asking too much.

    He might as well be checking his Facebook on the computer for all I know.

    Frankly the main protagonist's facial expressions in the war scenes are more aligned with what I would accept as a man who's pulling his wang so hard he's trying to break it off.

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    Feb 04, 2014 2:37 PM GMT
    In 1963 I was a beginning Freshman at a Jesuit boys prep school, age 14 (we used the 4-year high school model, no middle school). And our entire Freshman class was brought into the school chapel for a lecture - about the evils of masturbation!

    And the Jesuit addressing us tried to be "hip" and "with it" by using all the common slang: "hardon" "boner" "dick" "jerking off", etc. I sat there very uncomfortably, as I know many of the other boys did, too. A priest talking gutter language to me was not only jarring, but really more than a bit déclassé for his audience in an exclusive private school.

    This was a Catholic church, where we heard Mass, said our prayers, gave our confessions. Plus to quote Robin Williams from the movie Birdcage: "And there's a crucifix in it." Not to mention statues of the Virgin Mary and assorted saints all around. We couldn't have done this in the school auditorium?

    And we were told how masturbation was not only a mortal sin, but also morally and medically bad for us. No hairy palms stuff circa 1890s, or insanity, but it would make us weak, dissipated, do badly in our studies, and we'd fail to fully develop into "real men" with a normal interest in women. Oh... so that must be it. icon_rolleyes.gif

    And I thought this stuff went out with the 1960s...
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    Feb 04, 2014 2:39 PM GMT
    sad to see the video was current:
    The War On Masturbation brought to you by; "Housing & Student Living Office of Brigham Young University-Idaho"

    what a gaggle of red neck phuck up's for christ.
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    Feb 04, 2014 3:07 PM GMT

    That played off like a Matt Stone-Trey Parker parody icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 04, 2014 3:38 PM GMT
    The video didn't specifically call masturbation a sin, although it's very likely they (Mormons) do. The video was talking about helping someone not become "addicted" to porn. From a Christian perspective, There are more useful things people can be doing than sitting around for hours on end watching people sucking and fucking and playing with themselves. Getting addicted to porn ruins the ability to fully enjoy sex with another person because you're constantly yearning for the ideal in a partner. I speak from experience.
    That said, I understand the opposition to the oppressing of human nature, which is to screw as often as you can. Where is the middle ground?
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    Feb 04, 2014 3:44 PM GMT
    i like porn, i like masturbation but recently ive had to cut back on both . Oh wait i wonder if manhub added a new videos today lol...well maybe ill cut back tomorrow guys
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    Feb 04, 2014 3:47 PM GMT
    pellaz saidsad to see the video was current:
    The War On Masturbation brought to you by; "Housing & Student Living Office of Brigham Young University-Idaho"

    what a gaggle of red neck phuck up's for christ.


    Also, the Voiceover on the video is that of the University's PRESIDENT. icon_lol.gif

    Aside: not the exact same campus, but here are my two favorite recent BYU (Provo, Utah) stories:

    "Newest Flavor of the Month at the Yogurt Shop... Catfish?"
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/3182329

    "No Love and Basketball at BYU"
    http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1413474
    (Brandon Davies is in the NBA now, with the 76ers)
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    Feb 04, 2014 4:11 PM GMT
    Just based on the voiceover, I get the sense that the video (with all those wonderful production values!) was probably intended to be an Anti-Homosexuality piece, but then they had to flip the script to something else, after the theme got ixne'd by the Powers That Be.

    That would largely be because the Mormon Church has been trying to show its Kinder-Gentler side to gays lately, plus they don't wanna screw up their chances with the Marriage Equality case in Utah if the pro-equality folks can simply point at this, turn to the judges and say, "SEE?".

    HuffPost"The young man is spiritually wounded on the battlefield of the Great War," university President Kim B. Clark says in a voiceover before the scene transitions into a grim battlefield. "In our modern society, the enemy has spread fear of getting involved when someone’s in trouble and has fostered a social stigma against people who speak up in the face of evil."

    Clark finally puts out a call to action: “Don’t be silent. Don’t leave the wounded on the battlefield.”

    Perhaps unsurprisingly, there's already a parody of the video making the rounds online. As Raw Story points out, the comments on the anti-masturbation video's YouTube posting have been disabled.


    I guess the less-evil possibility was that this effort was prompted by requests from the school Janitorial Service. icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 04, 2014 4:19 PM GMT
    I lost a lot of little soldiers in this war.
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    Feb 04, 2014 4:24 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidRidiculing an entire religion is so much fun. I'm glad we gays are "victims" and therefore can do stuff like this without any repurcussions whatsoever.


    Everyone just jumps right on the bandwagon.
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    Feb 04, 2014 4:45 PM GMT
    the blond guy (who rescues him) totally hits on him at about 3:30. And really...what i got from this video is that you should bring horny teenagers to the bishop so they can talk about his needs and you will be rewarded...is this mormon or RC lol
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    Feb 04, 2014 4:56 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidRidiculing an entire religion is so much fun. I'm glad we gays are "victims" and therefore can do stuff like this without any repurcussions whatsoever.


    Something is wrong with you.
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    Feb 04, 2014 5:06 PM GMT
    Did you see the look that guy gave his friend at the end?
    They'll be humping shortly.
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    Feb 04, 2014 5:14 PM GMT
    As two of our friends have said when we shared this with them:
    1. Wonder if the guy in the video is in a 12-stroke program.
    2. If the guy in the video feels like he's at war every time he strokes one out, he's doing it wrong!
    Those, above, in lieu of anything otherwise, because it's just too bizarre to comment seriously!
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    Feb 04, 2014 5:16 PM GMT
    The "great war"?

    If people don't want to be made fun of, they shouldn't be so fucking stupid.

    Seriously. And how offensive to those who actually fought in a "great war," like my recently deceased war hero stepfather?
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    Feb 04, 2014 5:19 PM GMT
    showme saidThe "great war"?

    If people don't want to be made fun of, they shouldn't be so fucking stupid.

    Seriously. And how offensive to those who actually fought in a "great war," like my recently deceased war hero stepfather?

    Yeah? Did your stepfather fight against SATAN? or just a buncha Krauts?
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    Feb 04, 2014 5:20 PM GMT
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    showme saidThe "great war"?

    If people don't want to be made fun of, they shouldn't be so fucking stupid.

    Seriously. And how offensive to those who actually fought in a "great war," like my recently deceased war hero stepfather?

    Yeah? Did your stepfather fight against SATAN? or just a buncha Krauts?


    Just the latter.
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    Feb 04, 2014 5:21 PM GMT
    The really sad part of this is that they are encouraging you to turn your friend in if he's masturbating... of course their way of helping will be to publicly shame and "pray" the sin out of him.

    I volunteer to be a shower monitor to make sure no one spends too long soaping up their junk!!!

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    Feb 04, 2014 5:23 PM GMT
    With all the extremely dramatic imagery, you'd think they were referring to shooting up heroin.
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    Feb 04, 2014 5:24 PM GMT
    blkapollo saidWith all the extremely dramatic imagery, you'd think they were referring to shooting up heroin.

    Well, they are talking about shooting.
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    Feb 04, 2014 5:24 PM GMT
    TheQuest saidI volunteer to be a shower monitor to make sure no one spends too long soaping up their junk!!!

    It's admirable of you to volunteer for such a slippery assignment. You're so giving of your time for the benefit of others icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif I'm sure you'll be able to 'step in' and assist whenever needed.
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    Feb 04, 2014 5:27 PM GMT
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    TheQuest saidI volunteer to be a shower monitor to make sure no one spends too long soaping up their junk!!!

    It's admirable of you to volunteer for such a slippery assignment. You're so giving of your time for the benefit of others icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif I'm sure you'll be able to 'step in' and assist whenever needed.


    Could you imagine what RJ would be like if we started reported people for touching themselves? I think that counter would be moving faster than the national debt.