Scottish Humor

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    Feb 05, 2014 6:41 AM GMT
    A guy goes into a bar along the Scottish coast and sits down next to an old timer. The old-timer puts down his whiskey and says to the man,
    "You see that fence out there along the road? I built that fence, post by post and rail by rail. D'ye think they call me MacGregor the fence-builder? No, they dinna."
    The young man lifts his glass again as the old-timer takes another swallow, then wipes his mouth on his hand and goes on:
    "D'ye see that dock out there in tn' bay? I built that dock, plank by plank and nail by nail. D'ye think they call me MacGregor the dock-builder? No, they dinna."
    The young man nods in sympathy, but the old man continues.
    "You see this bar here, laddie? I built this bar, board by board and dowel by dowel. Do you think they call me MacGregor the bar-builder? No, they dinna."
    He takes another gulp of his drink.
    "But you fuck just one goat----"
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    Feb 05, 2014 6:46 AM GMT
    lol icon_lol.gif

    =]

    It's funny because it's true.

    Nobody fucks goats as well as the Scots.
  • BmwKid92

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    Feb 05, 2014 8:03 AM GMT
    mad funny