Jerking at the office... then realized the camera could see it all :/

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    Feb 18, 2014 12:06 AM GMT
    I work in a very small company which comprises of me, the boss, and two co-workers. I almost never see my co-workers and spend a lot of the time in the office on my own, so one or twice a week I look at some hot guys and jerk it.

    Which I just did about an hour ago.

    My boss came back in from being out for a few hours and needed to check something on the camera and THANK GOD he didn't accidentally look at an hour ago, because looking at his screen I'm only just now realizing that the camera can totally see my desk and my computer screen. Eep. No more jerking it at work, I guess. :/
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    Feb 18, 2014 12:13 AM GMT
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    Feb 18, 2014 12:14 AM GMT
    Yeah, not a good idea to do that at work.
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    Feb 18, 2014 12:23 AM GMT
    Two trainers at the Williams-Sonoma site in Camp Hill, PA...obviously oblivious to the security cameras recording the mashing of their moistened, stiffened giblets.

    What a job having to call them in and fire them. I'm jealous...
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    Feb 18, 2014 1:06 AM GMT
    blkapollo saidYeah, not a good idea to do that at work.


    I do not think there is ever an acceptable time or place in the office to masturbate. Even jerking off in the bathroom is inappropriate, in my book. If you have enough time to jerk off at work, you're not working hard enough.
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    Feb 18, 2014 1:30 AM GMT
    Bunjamon said
    blkapollo saidYeah, not a good idea to do that at work.


    I do not think there is ever an acceptable time or place in the office to masturbate. Even jerking off in the bathroom is inappropriate, in my book. If you have enough time to jerk off at work, you're not working hard enough.

    That's an answer to this question I've never thought of: http://jobsearch.about.com/od/interviewquestionsanswers/qt/answerstress.htm
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    Feb 18, 2014 1:44 AM GMT
    Never a good idea.

    Once I was in bathroom stall at my office and I could see the shadow of the guy in the next stall. There was some unmistakable motion from his shadow and reflection on the floor tiles.

    He was a new guy and within a few months he was gone. I would never know if that was the reason he was fired.
  • jo2hotbod

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    Feb 18, 2014 1:45 AM GMT
    lol icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 18, 2014 2:26 AM GMT
    Many years ago on a cold call I walked into the reception area of an office to find two women there engaged in sexual play. I just acted as if nothing was out of the ordinary though in my head I was freaking out a bit. The company I was visiting had always given my company the cold shoulder and I'd been trying to make headway into their firm for a few years. Problem solved and I didn't have to do a thing. After that incident I found them to be way more cooperative. Thanx sex.
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    Feb 18, 2014 2:35 AM GMT
    In the restaurant business we say, if you have time to lean, you have time to clean.
    In your business it should be more like, if you have time to jerk, you have time work.
    I asked I.T. today if there was a way to Block certain sites from my employee's computers, since I know a few are addicted to their Facebook accounts.
    Why can't peeps wait to get home to play on the computer rather than actually be productive at work.
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    Feb 18, 2014 11:32 AM GMT
    Once taking a late train back from NYC I had to ask the conductor a question. He had gone into the next car which was dark and empty and I went out mine and into that one to find him. I opened the door and he was standing there with his pants around his ankles, thick cock in hand, shooting a load in his other hand. He jumped as I came in and said "You're not allowed in here!". Think I might have ruined his orgasm. He did not look me in the eye after that.
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    Feb 18, 2014 12:27 PM GMT
    The only time that is acceptable is if you work in a restaurant and a diner is being very rude.
  • Chainers

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    Feb 18, 2014 12:31 PM GMT
    YourName2000 said
    Ohno saidThe only time that is acceptable is if you work in a restaurant and a diner is being very rude.

    Please tell me what restaurant you work in. icon_twisted.gif


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    Feb 18, 2014 12:32 PM GMT
    Bunjamon said
    blkapollo saidYeah, not a good idea to do that at work.


    I do not think there is ever an acceptable time or place in the office to masturbate. Even jerking off in the bathroom is inappropriate, in my book. If you have enough time to jerk off at work, you're not working hard enough.
    like um thanks for that...icon_rolleyes.gif
    Ive jerked off just about anywhere you can imagine and i have been caught as well. Big deal.
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    Feb 18, 2014 12:40 PM GMT
    YourName2000 said
    Ohno saidThe only time that is acceptable is if you work in a restaurant and a diner is being very rude.

    Please tell me what restaurant you work in. icon_twisted.gif


    At least as a business owner, you can make mandatory work masturbation a rule. icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 18, 2014 1:37 PM GMT
    Younger men can be obsessed with sexual thoughts, that make them tense and distracted from their work. And from their academic studies, too. Yet on-the-job masturbation is not a practical solution.

    Instead, wake up a little earlier at home and wank there. Then maybe it'll be possible to get through the day without getting that urge so much. I always thought that waking up with a stiffy and rubbing it out on the spot was a lovely way to begin each day. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Feb 18, 2014 1:43 PM GMT
    I have, more than once, made a trip to the storage room in the basement, to jerk off when my sexual thoughts were making it impossible to focus on my work. A little release and I am back at my desk much more focused. Luckily only a couple people have keys to that room and you can hear someone coming down the stairs before they would get to the door...if an emergency zip up was required.

    "Oh hey Joe. I've been looking and looking for those post it notes you wanted. Oh, here they are. Just a little stickier than usual" lol
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    Feb 18, 2014 6:34 PM GMT
    Even though it's preferrable to jerk-off before work, it also feels weird to do so as well. After wanking, I'd rather relax, not go out to deal with the general public.
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    Feb 18, 2014 7:25 PM GMT
    Bunjamon said
    blkapollo saidYeah, not a good idea to do that at work.


    I do not think there is ever an acceptable time or place in the office to masturbate. Even jerking off in the bathroom is inappropriate, in my book. If you have enough time to jerk off at work, you're not working hard enough.


    I agree that totally thirsty and desperate if you can't control yourself at work.Men who do jerk off at the office 9 times out of ten watch to much porn.If you could see yourself with your dick out stroking your cock in fluorescent lighting. Grunting watching redtube on your work computer that could get you fired.After your finished your just sitting there with cum in your hand feeling like an idiot.Is it really worth it?
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    Feb 18, 2014 7:48 PM GMT
    What is this "until you go home" that you guys speak of? In my field, there was always this insane work ethic that you were supposed to be at work 24/7. Any and all bodily needs were being met by somebody, somewhere in the building on any given night. More than once, I went into a store room or an office and walked in on a couple in flagrante. (My transgressions were usually more in the nature of taking a short nap in the middle of the night, on the lobby sofa.)

    One couple I repeatedly stumbled over while they were shagging in the cold lab (basically a walk-in refrigerator.) Come to think of it, after the baby was born, she often had the kid with her in a stroller in there too. And the father was a ski photographer. Maybe they are aliens and that's their normal body temperature?

    Wait... what was the topic?
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    Feb 18, 2014 10:37 PM GMT
    WOAH! 0_0

    Awesome!..... . . .
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    Feb 18, 2014 10:43 PM GMT
    Lol sound hot, if your boss see this and turn on by you, then you know he's batting for the same team.
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    Feb 23, 2014 9:49 PM GMT
    Watch what you eat. Certain things require an orgasm within two hours.
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    Feb 23, 2014 10:38 PM GMT
    danlport saidI work in a very small company which comprises of me, the boss, and two co-workers. I almost never see my co-workers and spend a lot of the time in the office on my own, so one or twice a week I look at some hot guys and jerk it.

    Which I just did about an hour ago.

    My boss came back in from being out for a few hours and needed to check something on the camera and THANK GOD he didn't accidentally look at an hour ago, because looking at his screen I'm only just now realizing that the camera can totally see my desk and my computer screen. Eep. No more jerking it at work, I guess. :/


    What did he NEED to check? Kind of odd???