The reason your ex is your ex

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    Feb 19, 2014 2:21 PM GMT
    Whats your most bizarre reason for ending a relationship or having the relationship ended by your ex?
  • 1blind_dog

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    Feb 19, 2014 10:17 PM GMT
    He had a Manhunt, Craigslist, and lying problem
  • Webster666

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    Feb 19, 2014 10:22 PM GMT
    He couldn't figure out how to open his wallet.
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    Feb 19, 2014 10:22 PM GMT
    He played Celine Dion. ALL FUCKING DAY LONG
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    Feb 19, 2014 10:35 PM GMT
    There are many reasons. The main one is that he's a selfish lover. After three years together sex was no better than what I could expect from a disinterested trick who was only concerned with getting his rock off.
  • orbud1

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    Feb 19, 2014 10:41 PM GMT
    He was the best. And then one day he said he wanted to go back to rest stops.
  • BlackBeltGuy

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    Feb 19, 2014 10:54 PM GMT
    my ex thought "monogamy" was a type of wood you pick to buy furniture in.
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    Feb 19, 2014 11:22 PM GMT
    My two 10-year guys never said, but in hindsight it sure does seem as if they were dying to get away from me.

    And my first two-year guy back in college said he found a football player who would fuck him in the ass someone better. About a year later he attempted hooking up with me again but when he'd first left, he hurt me so I could never trust that again.
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    Feb 19, 2014 11:22 PM GMT
    orbud1 saidHe was the best. And then one day he said he wanted to go back to rest stops.


    I take it you aren't a trucker.
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    Feb 19, 2014 11:37 PM GMT
    Nothing "bizarre" I'm afraid, I wish I had a good story for once. He just wouldn't settle down with me, or with anyone. I think he's single to this day, and turns 62 in March.

    Whereas I'm husband material, and look for a guy who wants to have a husband, too. I'm a slut when single, but a saint when selected (OMFG, did I actually say that? icon_rolleyes.gif )
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    Feb 19, 2014 11:38 PM GMT
    We never officially broke up, so maybe we are still together, right?
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    Feb 19, 2014 11:55 PM GMT
    His ex, a muscle bear, came back to town and took him from me. He fell in love right away. This muscle bear is 5'9" 230lbs of pure muscle, how would I compete? It was so good while it lasted... icon_cry.gif
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    Feb 19, 2014 11:57 PM GMT
    Webster666 saidHe couldn't figure out how to open his wallet.


    +1 mine too! icon_rolleyes.gif
    Lets fix them up...they can gaze into each other's eyes while waiting for the other to pick up the check. icon_idea.gif
  • hebrewman

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    Feb 20, 2014 12:25 AM GMT
    so many many reasons. overall, the man is cruel and inconsiderate. his nasty deeds ars listed in my profile and several threads.
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    Feb 20, 2014 12:28 AM GMT
    bachian saidHis ex, a muscle bear, came back to town and took him from me. He fell in love right away. This muscle bear is 5'9" 230lbs of pure muscle, how would I compete? It was so good while it lasted... icon_cry.gif


    That's so sad man. You're body transformation is amaaaazing!!!
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    Feb 20, 2014 12:33 AM GMT
    We didn't love each other. Not really.
  • hdurdinr

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    Feb 20, 2014 12:44 AM GMT
    He was called Mario. He left me for Luigi. A year later I can see the funny side icon_smile.gif
  • Fable

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    Feb 20, 2014 12:46 AM GMT
    I wasn't ambitious enough for him.
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    Feb 20, 2014 12:47 AM GMT
    hdurdinr saidHe was called Mario. He left me for Luigi. A year later I can see the funny side icon_smile.gif
    Wincest?
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    Feb 20, 2014 1:00 AM GMT
    Drug abuse.
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    Feb 20, 2014 1:10 AM GMT
    Judge me if you want but I broke up with him because I fell in love with some one else.
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    Feb 20, 2014 1:23 AM GMT
    because she is a girl. LOL icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 20, 2014 1:34 AM GMT
    cuz she had my buddy's dick inside of her almost as much as she had mine...
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  • Spiritreaver

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    Feb 20, 2014 1:39 AM GMT
    Ummmm because he moved away for grad school and neither of us wanted to have distance ruin a potential friendship. So we just called it off. We talk all the time still. icon_smile.gif

    Yeah sorry, I don't really have any crazy break ups.

    Unless you count my first relationship, but I don't. Never count your first, unless it meant something, lol.
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    Feb 20, 2014 1:41 AM GMT
    Spiritreaver saidUmmmm because he moved away for grad school and neither of us wanted to have distance ruin a potential friendship. So we just called it off. We talk all the time still. icon_smile.gif

    Yeah sorry, I don't really have any crazy break ups.

    Unless you count my first relationship, but I don't. Never count your first, unless it meant something, lol.
    Can we have a crazy breakup?