NFL to Mandate Shower “Erection Detector”

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    Feb 25, 2014 8:42 PM GMT
    This is very shocking.

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    In the wake of Michael Sam’s announcement that he is a homosexual man, Commissioner Roger Goddell has announced a league-wide rule mandating each team install Simplex ER7000 Erection Detectors in league locker room showers.

    The device measures blood flow pressures when attached to the penis, emitting a pulsing audible and visible alarm when levels exceed agreed upon maximum levels for a male member to be classified as flaccid. Those players failing the erection detector will not be allowed into the shower while heterosexual players are showering.


    http://nationalreport.net/nfl-mandate-shower-erection-detector/
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    Feb 25, 2014 8:46 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidThis is very shocking.

    And very bogus, an Onion-like article.
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    Feb 25, 2014 9:07 PM GMT
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    ART_DECO said
    Iceblink saidThis is very shocking.

    And very bogus, an Onion-like article.

    Not to mention, that's a TIG welder, lol.

    That would hurt, hahaha

    Thanks for that ID. I did notice there were Positive and Negative connections, and the rather short "cord" was only connected to the Negative terminal. And there were way too many knobs & switches.

    But an amusing joke.
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    Feb 25, 2014 10:02 PM GMT
    That's a real contraption, dammit! I happen to own a couple of them.
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    Feb 25, 2014 10:05 PM GMT
    Iceblink saidThat's a real contraption, dammit! I happen to own a couple of them.

    How well do they work in the wet shower?