Urinating outdoors

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    Feb 26, 2014 1:01 AM GMT
    This may seem like a stupid topic and it really is, but I was curious if any of you guys have NEVER taken a piss outside. Also, what is your funniest story about draining the hose outside.

    I was at a football game in Orlando many years ago and I'm told that I whipped it out and pissed on a tree that was comparable to Charlie Brown's xmas tree. With people walking down the sidewalk in broad daylight. icon_redface.gif

    I was driving in downtown Jax on a major 4 lane road and got stopped at a red light. A woman in the car ahead of me opened her door and her little boy (probably about 5yrs old) got out and pissed on the sidewalk, I laughed my ass off.
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    Feb 26, 2014 1:09 AM GMT
    I'v pee'd in Central Park, but then again i'v done a few things in central park....icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 26, 2014 1:16 AM GMT
    Well, I live on a farm, so it's not something that would generally be remarkable.
    Of course, after I finish up at any given place, each of the dogs, (plus the cat who thinks that he's a dog,) then has to urinate on the exact same spot, in descending order of seniority.

    Then they all run to catch up, one at a time until the pack is back together again. So it can take a while.
  • MikeW

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    Feb 26, 2014 1:20 AM GMT
    Grew up on a farm so nothing unusual about that. In fact somewhere I have an old photograph taken by my older sister of me taking a whiz out in the corn field when I was about 4 years old. She was 10 years older and was laughing at me the whole time. icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 26, 2014 1:25 AM GMT
    I've always wondered what a male cop would feel like if he was forced to either ticket or arrest another dude for taking a leak in public. Just knowing he is thinking, man I've done worse in my day.
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    Feb 26, 2014 1:30 AM GMT
    flguy57 saidI've always wondered what a male cop would feel like if he was forced to either ticket or arrest another dude for taking a leak in public. Just knowing he is thinking, man I've done worse in my day.

    Does this even happen?

    I guess I could imagine it does if they're being drunk and disorderly or something.
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    Feb 26, 2014 1:34 AM GMT
    I think it does happen in places like New Orleans during Mardi Gras.
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    Feb 26, 2014 1:36 AM GMT
    MikeW said
    flguy57 saidI've always wondered what a male cop would feel like if he was forced to either ticket or arrest another dude for taking a leak in public. Just knowing he is thinking, man I've done worse in my day.

    Does this even happen?
    I guess I could imagine it does if they're being drunk and disorderly or something.

    I've read about it a few times.
  • jayatl56

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    Feb 26, 2014 2:20 AM GMT
    Anyone ever been to Prague? The guys piss outdoors anywhere, any time. Moms let their boys pee in street drains and even hold their daughters in their arms while they tinkle in the drain. I've pulled over a few times and peed on the road side and even saw a cop peeing on the road side.

    My favorite story was when my mom and aunt (in their 70s at the time) came to visit. On the day they were to head home I was driving them to the airport. As I hit the airport road a guy was standing at the back of his car taking a leak. As I passed him my aunt, who was in the front seat, yelled "Jesus Christ". I knew what she was yelling about and started to apologize for it. She said, "no, did you see the size of that thing?"
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    Feb 26, 2014 2:34 AM GMT
    ^I like your aunt.
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    Feb 26, 2014 4:06 AM GMT
    flguy57 saidThis may seem like a stupid topic and it really is...


    Should have deleted topic right there
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    Feb 26, 2014 4:26 AM GMT
    Peeing outside's the provenance of being a man. Particularly an older man with an enlarged prostate.
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    Feb 26, 2014 10:42 AM GMT
    I prefer it actually.
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    Feb 26, 2014 4:39 PM GMT
    I remember reading about a nanny who was fined because she allowed a toddler to take a whiz on a tree in the park. Seems excessive to me.
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    Feb 26, 2014 4:51 PM GMT
    I love to show my d!ck to men ... im fascinated with it
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    Feb 26, 2014 4:54 PM GMT
    I was on a drug binge weekend a few years ago and a friend and I would step outside and piss on the bushes that surrounded the house. At some point we were out there - high as a kite - and the neighbor looked over the fence and said, "you do know we can see you from out kitchen window, right?"
    I had been aware of this and I told him I could care less, but let this be a lesson, do not spend a weekend all high on whatever and piss outdoors unless you have something to be proud of.
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    Feb 26, 2014 5:01 PM GMT
    flguy57 saidI've always wondered what a male cop would feel like if he was forced to either ticket or arrest another dude for taking a leak in public. Just knowing he is thinking, man I've done worse in my day.


    This happens in New Orleans a LOT. It's pretty ridiculous to arrest people for performing a bodily function. You can only hold it for so long and many times the urinals are so packed you can't get in during Mardi Gras and other events. The problem here is that guys will often stick their dicks through someone's iron gate and piss inside their alleyway, which can be a real problem for residents. But I still don't think it should be an arrestable offense.
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    Feb 26, 2014 6:01 PM GMT
    I you are bush-tracking in the Outback , you have to pee outdoors ..icon_biggrin.gif