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    Mar 09, 2014 5:40 AM GMT
    I will talk to him and get back to you.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Mar 09, 2014 6:14 AM GMT
    Why did you divert that giant meteor I hurled at the earth last year? icon_confused.gif
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    Mar 09, 2014 6:19 AM GMT
    Are you a top or a bottom?
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    Mar 09, 2014 6:41 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidWhy did you divert that giant meteor I hurled at the earth last year? icon_confused.gif


    Because God has his own plans for Earth destruction and it's not your place to interfere, human scum. (His words not mine).
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    Mar 09, 2014 6:41 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal saidAre you a top or a bottom?

    God is always a top.
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    Mar 09, 2014 6:53 AM GMT
    Sustenance saidDid Kurt Cobain dye of overdose or suicide?

    Neither, Courtney Love killed him.
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    Mar 09, 2014 7:30 AM GMT
    bonaparts01 said stupid

    Be glad Im not telling him that.
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    Mar 09, 2014 7:33 AM GMT
    Why didn't You answer my prayers last night? I must've prayed like six times, You can't be that busy that You can't answer a simple prayer with a "hey, can't talk right now"...I know You're busy feeding all the kids in Africa but I'm starting to wonder if You really want to be with me anymore.
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    Mar 09, 2014 7:38 AM GMT
    David3000 said
    AMoonHawk saidWhy did you divert that giant meteor I hurled at the earth last year? icon_confused.gif


    Because God has his own plans for Earth destruction and it's not your place to interfere, human scum. (His words not mine).

    Who said anything about destroying the earth? I just wanted to knock out the internet. icon_cool.gif

    I think you're making it up ... God would have know that icon_mad.gif
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    Mar 09, 2014 7:46 AM GMT
    Phoenyx saidWhy didn't You answer my prayers last night? I must've prayed like six times, You can't be that busy that You can't answer a simple prayer with a "hey, can't talk right now"...I know You're busy feeding all the kids in Africa but I'm starting to wonder if You really want to be with me anymore.

    God is busy and you know that so quit your whining, there are people who need him more than you do.
    He also said you should take your wifebeater off next time you're sunbathing.
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    Mar 09, 2014 7:49 AM GMT
    bonaparts01 said
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    bonaparts01 said stupid

    Be glad Im not telling him that.

    who are you anyway? schizophreniac that thinks he can talk with god or just some lamer that thinks it's funny to make dumb jokes about it?

    You are going to hell boy.
  • TheMadKash

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    Mar 09, 2014 7:51 AM GMT
    Why can't you defeat Satan.. you created him? And if you can not defeat something you created then that that make you useless?
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    Mar 09, 2014 7:52 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk said
    David3000 said
    AMoonHawk saidWhy did you divert that giant meteor I hurled at the earth last year? icon_confused.gif

    Because God has his own plans for Earth destruction and it's not your place to interfere, human scum. (His words not mine).

    Who said anything about destroying the earth? I just wanted to knock out the internet. icon_cool.gif
    I think you're making it up ... God would have know that icon_mad.gif

    Dont be a smartass now and act like you thought otherwise, God always knows what you're thinking.
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    Mar 09, 2014 7:56 AM GMT
    what are zombies?
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    Mar 09, 2014 7:57 AM GMT
    TheMadKash saidWhy can't you defeat Satan.. you created him? And if you can not defeat something you created then that that make you useless?


    'I didn't create Satan. He was an unpleasant neighbor who eventually moved out. We're not in good terms, that's all. Do you fight someone you don't want anything to do with? I don't think so.'
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    Mar 09, 2014 7:59 AM GMT
    kacho saidwhat are zombies?

    zombie02.jpg
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    Mar 09, 2014 8:08 AM GMT
    David3000 said
    Phoenyx saidWhy didn't You answer my prayers last night? I must've prayed like six times, You can't be that busy that You can't answer a simple prayer with a "hey, can't talk right now"...I know You're busy feeding all the kids in Africa but I'm starting to wonder if You really want to be with me anymore.

    God is busy and you know that so quit your whining, there are people who need him more than you do.
    He also said you should take your wifebeater off next time you're sunbathing.


    What did He sound like when He said it? Like He missed me...or mad? Do you think He might be playing hard to get?
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    Mar 09, 2014 8:17 AM GMT
    ^ To be honest, he sounded annoyed. Like you are too needy, praying to him all the time. If I were you I would control my prayers. You know God is not the only one out there, right? Virgen de la Lupita was a popular choice back then and she's feeling lonely nowadays, you might want to direct your prayers to her for a while. You don't want to annoy God any more than you already did, right?
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    Mar 09, 2014 11:35 AM GMT
    So our ancestor are Adam and Eve?Why only made 2?Are that mean their children fuck each other and have incest orgy to make babies?Please answer my question god.
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    Mar 09, 2014 12:50 PM GMT
    Who created you?
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    Why do all your religions' origin stories sound like they were written by heroin addicts?
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    Mar 09, 2014 12:53 PM GMT
    LOL omg this thread reminds me of FaceBook GOD
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    Mar 09, 2014 1:11 PM GMT
    can you kill me now so I don't have to deal with all this bs here on earth. Thanks.
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    Mar 09, 2014 11:16 PM GMT
    Cooper87 saidSo our ancestor are Adam and Eve?Why only made 2?Are that mean their children fuck each other and have incest orgy to make babies?Please answer my question god.

    "Love between siblings to preserve human race is one of the selfless things a man can do."
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    Mar 09, 2014 11:20 PM GMT
    somersault saidWho created you?
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    Why do all your religions' origin stories sound like they were written by heroin addicts?

    "No one created me, I've always been here. Substance abuse has always been an issue among the apostoles, they were human after all."
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    Mar 09, 2014 11:22 PM GMT
    Varus saidcan you kill me now so I don't have to deal with all this bs here on earth. Thanks.

    "You've been acting like a little nasty fuck all your life and you think I will let you get away that easily?"