So...I've had quite a few bad Grindr hookups.
One that stands out was when I was in NYC two years ago.
This guy invited me over to his house. Decent-looking, decent body...I was horny, so I was just expecting wham-bam-thank-you-Sam kind of interaction.
Well...he invites me in, offers me a drink, and to get comfortable. It seems going well when we eventually get to the bedroom (about 5 minutes time) and he tells me that only foreplay can get him excited.
So, he asks me to lick his neck. Cool, kinda cute. And he's getting into it. Then he says to lick his entire face. He was fresh from the shower, so I wasn't concerned with licking unclean skin.
So...by this time, my mouth is drying out. And he just says, "don't stop! Just spit on me and rub your tongue around!" I do it...needless to say, I had gotten halfway down his torso when my tongue was dried up and I had to stop.
I just got up and started dressing. He was completely shocked. "You're not nearly done!" he blurted out. I just looked at him and pointed out that he wasn't even hard.
And I left. Yeah.