bakejenson

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    Dec 24, 2008 7:39 AM GMT
    a.k.a. cougar bate.

    Show yourself betch!

    You stole my name, my pose, and you're kinda fat but I like that. Let's date.

    btw that track on ur player by Yelle labelled as "ACDG" is really "A Cause Des Garcons" ...the more you know (throws rainbows in the air n shit)
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    Dec 24, 2008 7:51 AM GMT
    Bakejenson: Oh babe what chance does a West Hollywood tranny like jew and and a Vegas show-goy like me have in this crazy mixed up world.

    [dramatic music begins to play]

    Narrater: Stay tuned for the next heartbreaking segment of as the dradle turns.
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    Dec 24, 2008 7:53 AM GMT
    bakejenson saidOh babe what chance does a Jew like you and and a goy like me have in this crazy mixed up world. Stay tuned for the next heartbreaking segment of as the dradle turns.


    Round trip tix from Vegas to LA is cheap...so I hear. I ruv yew rong time.

    [edit] friend is here...listening to electro house and prog trance...brb later BE FORESKINWARNED!
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    Dec 24, 2008 7:56 AM GMT
    Who is Lance Bass?

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    Dec 24, 2008 7:59 AM GMT
    Yikes I have family in LA. If I come out there I'll have to swing by their place to say hi. I love them but I hate Carson. I don't think they would be very forgiving if they found out I came to LA to eat chipotle with a hot guy and didn't visit them. I don't know how they find these things out but they always doicon_neutral.gif
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:01 AM GMT
    redheadguy saidWho is Lance Bass?

    Are you serious? He's only the hottest thing ever shit on by Lou Pearlman and Justin Timberlake.

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    Dec 24, 2008 8:05 AM GMT
    bakejenson saidBakejenson: Oh babe what chance does a West Hollywood tranny like jew and and a Vegas show-goy like me have in this crazy mixed up world.

    [dramatic music begins to play]

    Narrater: Stay tuned for the next heartbreaking segment of as the dradle turns.

    ya both nutters!!
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:07 AM GMT
    omg.
    i'm ready to watch. i have nothing to do except sleep for the next 6 hours.
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:08 AM GMT
    jakebenson saida.k.a. cougar bate.

    Show yourself betch!

    You stole my name, my pose, and you're kinda fat but I like that. Let's date.

    btw that track on ur player by Yelle labelled as "ACDG" is really "A Cause Des Garcons" ...the more you know (throws rainbows in the air n shit)



    ewwwwwwwww... that was said a few million decades ago. i believe it was a dicussion between lael jesus and allah
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:10 AM GMT
    bakejenson saidYikes I have family in LA. If I come out there I'll have to swing by their place to say hi. I love them but I hate Carson. I don't think they would be very forgiving if they found out I came to LA to eat chipotle with a hot guy and didn't visit them. I don't know how they find these things out but they always doicon_neutral.gif



    omg... pacific islander from carson? whoa... and you went to long beach poly and love kinds hawaiian bakery...
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:18 AM GMT
    lol...i love parle ma main with fatal bazooka... such a funny song!
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:20 AM GMT
    I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:23 AM GMT
    as the crowd clears leaving Karen (played by JakeBensen) with her arms in the air ready to catch you!
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:29 AM GMT
    Most people think I'm lying about being a virgin because I prefer jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:33 AM GMT
    oh i know... I have the same problem...

    I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:44 AM GMT
    bakejenson saidI'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

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    Dec 24, 2008 8:48 AM GMT
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    bakejenson saidI'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.



    so it just might be too late for me to function... or maybe im just too gay to function (sorry cougar bait, i couldnt resist!) however, i didnt get where that video was going.
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    Dec 24, 2008 8:58 AM GMT
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    bakejenson saidI'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.


    Don't worry tanker I get it... And the answer is still no. I told you! I only give motor boats to real woman and post op trannys.
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    Dec 24, 2008 9:02 AM GMT
    well, just move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me!
    fill me in damnit!
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    Dec 24, 2008 9:23 AM GMT
    jrunner25 saidwell, just move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me!
    fill me in damnit!

    Did you even watch the video? The song is about being popular and everybody wants to have sex with the guy in the video cuz he's so popular.
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    Dec 24, 2008 9:40 AM GMT
    oh, the video was taking too long...i don't have time to sit here and wait for the lyrics. lol
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    Dec 24, 2008 3:01 PM GMT
    Behold I am the ghost of Christmas future.

    Jake Benson and Bake Jenson united become........


    snakeplissken.jpg

    Snake Plisskin
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    Dec 24, 2008 3:05 PM GMT
    i'm sorry that i'll be away for a few days and miss this evolving romance...
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    Dec 24, 2008 4:23 PM GMT
    Oh slapaho and jake...fuck already and get it over with!
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    Dec 24, 2008 4:43 PM GMT
    HighVoltageGuy saidOh slapaho and jake...fuck already and get it over with!


    But video the fuck fest and share!!!! We're all family here.......