How to make a Redneck Christmas Tree - You gotta see it to believe it!

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    Dec 25, 2008 1:17 AM GMT
    Merry Christmas RJ members. And best wishes for 2009.


    Step One:
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    Final Touches:
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    Congrats, you have now learned how to make a redneck Christmas tree!
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    Dec 25, 2008 1:24 AM GMT

    Shouldn't those be Budweiser cans?
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    Dec 25, 2008 1:25 AM GMT
    ...so, shiny icon_eek.gif
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    Dec 25, 2008 1:37 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    Shouldn't those be Budweiser cans?



    I don't know, red and white budweiser cans just don't seem as festive as red and green mountain dew cans

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    Dec 25, 2008 2:11 AM GMT
    I don't know, I actually think its very well done... that takes a little something to come up with that plus a whole hell load of sugar!
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    Dec 25, 2008 2:18 AM GMT
    Wow! That's actually really cool. That takes a lot of work too. You sure a redneck did that? icon_smile.gif
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    Dec 25, 2008 4:01 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    Shouldn't those be Budweiser cans?


    That's what I was thinking. This is more of a Gamer Tree.
    Damn creative, just the same.
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    Dec 25, 2008 4:09 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    Shouldn't those be Budweiser cans?


    they could have used Ballantine XXX

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    Dec 25, 2008 5:50 AM GMT
    shyguy346 said
    GuiltyGear said
    Shouldn't those be Budweiser cans?



    I don't know, red and white budweiser cans just don't seem as festive as red and green mountain dew cans



    ....but it's a redneck and red and white is plenty christmasy. It seems like whoever created this just called it a "Red Neck" tree to be facetious. They could have just as easily named it a "Can Tree" or a "Mountain Dew Tree."

    Calling it a "Red Neck" tree ain't realistic because a red neck would never have access to that many Mountain Dew cans, but they would to Budweiser cans.
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    Dec 25, 2008 6:28 AM GMT
    I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW!
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    Dec 25, 2008 6:40 AM GMT

    Great, you wanna spit some into my mouth?
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    Dec 25, 2008 9:21 AM GMT
    I agree w/ GG. If it really was a red neck Christmas tree it would have been beer cans not Mt. Dew. Mt. Dew is what computer nerds drink. It is a very creative idea though and they won't have to worry about their tree bursting into flames.
  • Timbales

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    Dec 25, 2008 4:55 PM GMT
    Mountain Dew is the soda of choice for rednecks.
  • Fusion98102

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    Dec 25, 2008 5:36 PM GMT
    And they are probably wondering why their kids have ADD and are running around on Christmas morning like wild animals. HAHA! I love it.
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    Dec 25, 2008 5:42 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidMountain Dew is the soda of choice for rednecks.


    Yep. Found out about that last night on Family Guy. icon_lol.gif

    I don't drink soda now but even when I did I never drank Mt. Dew; its awful.
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    Dec 26, 2008 12:37 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear saidGreat, you wanna spit some into my mouth?

    lol
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    Dec 26, 2008 4:43 AM GMT

    lol redneck or not, its a creative alternative to save trees

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    Dec 27, 2008 2:18 PM GMT
    Is there such a thing as a gay redneck? Only that could explain this; straight rednecks wouldn't have the creativity. Although the otherwise bland apartment look of the place says neither gay nor redneck to me.
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    Dec 27, 2008 2:24 PM GMT
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    Dec 27, 2008 7:17 PM GMT
    That is really funny, but I agree that most rednecks wouldn't have the creativity to design and invent such a thing!


    Cute, Shyguy !
  • upsguy68

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    Dec 27, 2008 7:36 PM GMT
    Rednecks are very creative. Has anyone ever heard of the potato gun?
    It's made out of pvc and can shoot a potato about 100 yards if done properly and with enough accelerant!! At least I think a redneck had to invent it!!!icon_lol.gif