If you need a moment of clarity?

  • mybud

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    Mar 19, 2014 7:07 PM GMT
    Beat off...You want to cheat on your partner? You want to buy a new car? You want to change your major at college? Beat off, then ask yourself...Do I really want to do this? You'll find you'll continue with the status quo. I'll be turning 40, Saturday, so I'm passing on my knowledge. Agree or disagree?
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    Mar 19, 2014 7:13 PM GMT
    Never thought about it, but wanking is always enjoyable.
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    Mar 19, 2014 7:14 PM GMT
    Easy advice from someone still under forty. When you're older, we'll talk about using it or losing it.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Mar 19, 2014 7:14 PM GMT
    Do you think about the dilemma you are pondering while beating off?
  • mybud

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    Mar 19, 2014 7:21 PM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidDo you think about the dilemma you are pondering while beating off?
    No...enjoy the ride...Then focus at the question at hand...See what I did there?
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    Mar 19, 2014 7:28 PM GMT
    Wouldn't this result in feeling hungry or sleepy afterwards?
  • mybud

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    Mar 19, 2014 7:37 PM GMT
    AnOriginal saidWouldn't this result in feeling hungry or sleepy afterwards?
    That feeling of hunger or sleepiness lil grasshopper?..The cusp of clarity.
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    Mar 19, 2014 7:42 PM GMT
    If wanking is a paid job, I should've been an employee of the lifetime. As soon as I discovered it at the age of 8, I never missed a day icon_lol.gif
  • mybud

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    Mar 19, 2014 7:47 PM GMT
    SirAndy saidIf wanking is a paid job, I should've been an employee of the lifetime. As soon as I discovered it at the age of 8, I never missed a day icon_lol.gif
    Pictures or it doesn't happen...
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    Mar 19, 2014 8:00 PM GMT
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  • mybud

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    Mar 19, 2014 8:02 PM GMT
    Unclogging dem pipes, opens up Everything......
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    Mar 20, 2014 1:18 AM GMT
    mybud said
    AnOriginal saidWouldn't this result in feeling hungry or sleepy afterwards?
    That feeling of hunger or sleepiness lil grasshopper?..The cusp of clarity.



    Thank you, Obi Wan Kenobi. I will practice more sword fighting.
  • mybud

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    Mar 20, 2014 1:19 AM GMT
    Wanna hear more opinions on my theory....
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    Mar 20, 2014 7:44 PM GMT
    mybud saidWanna hear more opinions on my theory....


    YES! In full detail please. icon_smile.gif
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    Mar 20, 2014 8:28 PM GMT
    This morning, I realized that I'm bored of masturbation and sick of being a virgin, while also sick of ingenuine companions.
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    Mar 20, 2014 8:32 PM GMT
    What if I like piƱa coladas? And getting caught in the rain?
  • mybud

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    Mar 21, 2014 1:14 AM GMT
    Junny saidThis morning, I realized that I'm bored of masturbation and sick of being a virgin, while also sick of ingenuine companions.
    And you got this clarity after pulling duh taffy?...See I'm right.
  • mybud

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    Mar 21, 2014 5:05 PM GMT
    Want more thoughts on my belief...
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    Mar 21, 2014 5:29 PM GMT
    I think I need a better tutorial. Perhaps some private tutoring.
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    Mar 21, 2014 5:32 PM GMT
    I'm not a fan of complacency. If you don't like something about your life you should try to change it. No amount of beating off will make me accept the status quo.
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    Mar 21, 2014 5:49 PM GMT
    paz_daddy saidi heard that sex was overrated.


    Hmm, it depends on the kind of sex really.

    For me sex is only overrated if it's NSA or a hook up. I've done it once and I have no interest in hooking up again, I didn't like it like I thought I would since it felt so impersonal. I'm going to go right ahead and sound sappy when saying that sex with someone you love or have some kind of emotional attachment to is one of the best things in the world, but it's true. At least for me it is.
  • mybud

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    Mar 21, 2014 8:48 PM GMT
    Ravenclaw saidI'm not a fan of complacency. If you don't like something about your life you should try to change it. No amount of beating off will make me accept the status quo.
    Well this works for you..It's my belief that most guys act in the short term, making long term mistakes..Example...You see a hot guy on rj..he wants you real bad but you have a long term bf.Beat off..release the sexual tension..Then ask yourself, Do you want to change my existence for a hasty piece of ass?.Most will say no..Your moment of clarity.
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    Mar 21, 2014 8:50 PM GMT
    Wanking always leaves me with the feeling of "everything's cool."
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    Mar 22, 2014 2:25 PM GMT
    mybud said
    Junny saidThis morning, I realized that I'm bored of masturbation and sick of being a virgin, while also sick of ingenuine companions.
    And you got this clarity after pulling duh taffy?...See I'm right.


    But I don't have a choice lol.