I will take you mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner ...

  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 25, 2008 7:55 AM GMT
    And NEVER call her AGAIN!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 25, 2008 8:13 AM GMT
    you go boy.. you do that.. and who ever that is I'm sure will have a blast.. and you'll totally break hearts.. I'm sure..
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 25, 2008 5:04 PM GMT
    Mister Burgundy, you have an ENORMOUS erection!
  • Thriller83

    Posts: 71

    Dec 25, 2008 5:12 PM GMT
    Discoverd by the Germans in 1904, they named the city San Diego. Which of course in means "a whales vagina"
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 25, 2008 5:23 PM GMT
    COJock1974 saidMister Burgundy, you have an ENORMOUS erection!


    Really? Yes, I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to... the pants store. Oh, this is awkward.

    Nothing to look at. Go back to work everyone. Don't act like you're not impressed!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 25, 2008 6:50 PM GMT
    Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.

    [opens cologne cabinet]

    Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.

    Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. [panther growl ... reeeow-ow-ow!!!! ]It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

    Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.

    Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.

    Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

    Brian Fantana: Yep.

    Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

    Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

    Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.

    Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 25, 2008 7:52 PM GMT
    Smells like Big Foot's diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
  • DCguy2001

    Posts: 314

    Dec 25, 2008 8:25 PM GMT
    I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
  • JayneCobb

    Posts: 709

    Dec 25, 2008 8:36 PM GMT
    Go back to your home on Whore Island.
  • CAtoFL

    Posts: 834

    Dec 25, 2008 9:49 PM GMT
    Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 25, 2008 10:23 PM GMT
    Jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
  • vindog

    Posts: 1440

    Dec 25, 2008 10:47 PM GMT
    YES!!

    Photobucket
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 25, 2008 11:01 PM GMT
    I have no idea where he would have gotten hold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults - we've both seen our share of pornographic materials.

    Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right.

    I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 26, 2008 12:25 AM GMT
    Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone. Tits McGee is on vacation.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Dec 26, 2008 8:06 AM GMT
    Oh, it's the deep burn!

    Oh, it's so deep!

    Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many.

    I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.