Happy birthday man!
No we need to have a talk about something!
Your old now which means no more chasing around after young men, trying to get a little tail. Now it's the time to embrace the comfortable and sensible shoes, white pants that you won't mark and a relatively boring yet once fashionable knit sweater jauntily thrown over your shoulders.
Also you'll need a house boy to walk around half naked doing nothing but looking pretty and drinking margaritas and trying on different underwear. *coughs*i'm available*coughs*
na, happy birthday hope it's a good one.