The Real Jock Awards : aka How To Start A Flame War in 50 Seconds

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    Dec 26, 2008 7:58 PM GMT
    Hey Guys...

    With the end of the year, it can mean only one thing...no, not Jockstraps and Fleshjacks for Christmahanukwanzakah...this year.

    But....

    [color=redTHE FIRST ANNUAL REAL JOCK AWARDS[/color]

    Since this could take forever for nominees and such, I am just going to show the "award" and the person who I feel should get it. Feel free to add any award and any person/group you would like. Just make it funny (or angry). Whatever you like.

    1. The "JUST IT DO AND GET IT OVER WITH (and tell us all the dirt)" Award goes to:
    TROCKS787 AND IMLISTEDHERE (yeah, I said it LOL)

    2. The "PLEASE STOP THIS THREAD FROM APPEARING" award goes to:
    Any thread which starts with the words or is built upon the premise of "Racist gay dude wouldn't do me because he's a closet racist!" - C'mon, he didn't want to do you for more reasons than just the color of your skin buddy boy.

    3. The "We're famous, BITCHES!" award obviously goes to:
    Chizzad and Gunner - and if you need to ask why, then really you have not been on Realjock long enough and seen their pictures EVERYWHERE...that as they say, is why they are hot.

    4. The "If I could make one person's Christmahanukwanzakah by giving him a big pile of Chocolate Chip Cookies" award goes to:
    Sedative - and i don't even know him but he deserves a cookie. That's all he wants, a little cookie love!

    5. The "Kill 'em with kindness" Award goes to:
    Bunjamon - and if you haven't talked to this tall Mofo, do it...Now.

    6. The "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke aka "The most lovingly sarcastic MOFO here" award goes to:
    Blinktwice4y

    7. The "Jock that Rocks everyone's Socks" Award goes to:
    GetFitRick

    8. The "Post of the YEAR" Award goes to:
    "Barebacking Boyfriends" - if you don't remember, check it out...very interesting read.


    Thats all I can think of right now - though I am sure some more will come up
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    Dec 26, 2008 8:53 PM GMT

    The plucky stage hand discreetly passes you a ].
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    Dec 26, 2008 9:00 PM GMT
    LaSalle,

    First of all, who the fuck gave you authority to give out flame war awards?

    Second of all, why the fuck didn't I get an award?!?!?!?

    *runs off crying*
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    Dec 26, 2008 11:49 PM GMT
    The "I love you, but I am not IN love with you aka the Kim KardASSian Invitational" Award goes to
    JakeBenson (just kiddin, he's really a sweetheart...that loves the squats and we love him for it)

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    Now no more CRYIN!

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    Dec 27, 2008 1:24 AM GMT
    This one is going out to COmale.
    ........................hot piece o fass award Pictures, Images and Photos




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    Dec 27, 2008 4:20 AM GMT
    Most likely to flagrantly disregard others in his narcissistic self-involvement:

    HotToddy
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    Dec 27, 2008 4:27 AM GMT
    wow,
    I am speechless but I have some things to say.
    First off I want to thank GOD for making all of this possible. Without him, I'd be an unemployed 24 year old living with his mom. I want to remind everyone that GOD only answers the prayers of those who pray the hardest. So that means that all those starving and war ridden losers are just not praying like they should be. They completely deserve everything they get or don't get (food). All things are possible through my lord Jebus H. Christ.

    I couldn't have done any of it without RJ members krakajak, notthatold, and mario1234 for saying some of the most inspiring words of wisdom that the likes of us have ever seen. Thank you.

    Obviously benson, you weren't praying like you should have been to get your award. I'll gladly share mine with you though and with everyone else who just can't seem to be PC if they tried.




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    Dec 27, 2008 5:07 AM GMT
    jakebenson saidLaSalle,

    First of all, who the fuck gave you authority to give out flame war awards?

    Second of all, why the fuck didn't I get an award?!?!?!?

    *runs off crying*


    "Best Ass on RealJock"

    That would be the good kind of Ass.

    There is your award.

    Congratulations .
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    Dec 27, 2008 8:32 AM GMT


    I WIN A COOKIE!

    icon_biggrin.gif Now I can die happy. multi.gif
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    Dec 27, 2008 1:00 PM GMT
    Sedative said

    I WIN A COOKIE!

    icon_biggrin.gif Now I can die happy. multi.gif


    Not just any cookie either, a realjock award cookie - its probably got protein and creatine mixed in with it for extra awesomeness!